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Old man | Playing MTG poorly since Revised | MTG Dad (with the jokes to prove it) | Occasionally insightful

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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
1 year
If you’re wondering how things are with the MTG Finance crowd these days, let’s put it this way, Rudy has now started making videos about investing in LEGO.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
11 months
Hey, @wizards_magic , I have a great reprint idea for Modern Horizons 3!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
9 months
Today marks the 1st anniversary of the biggest flop in recent MTG history. Wizards internal forecasts were hoping for 20k+ 30th Anniversary Edition units to be sold; instead they sold less than 2k, and badly damaged their reputation at the same time.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
People who don't play Magic can never appreciate how significant the difference between "draw a card and then discard a card" and "discard a card and then draw a card" can be.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
This is another of my all time favorite examples of interconnected art in Magic. These are from Innistrad blocks 5 years apart.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
1 year
I'm sorry, but this card was a mistake.
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MTG Dave
11 months
In the battle of MTG Players vs MTG Finance, I'm not 100% sure that the players have won, but I'm pretty sure that the finance bros have lost.
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MTG Dave
1 year
Bold move from the person who decided to ship me a 20 year old card worth $40 without using either a penny sleeve or top loader.
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MTG Dave
1 year
Post Malone had done more for MTG marketing than the entire Wizards marketing department.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
11 months
Hot take: this card is utterly amazing and is criminally underplayed.
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MTG Dave
10 months
This art is plagiarized, as clear as day.
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Magic: The Gathering
10 months
A statement regarding artwork used for the card Wayfarer's Bauble from the Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Decks:
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
Now that we're past release, how are we all finding playing with this cute little guy?
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MTG Dave
10 months
Does anyone else love this spunky little 1-drop common?
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
Okay, I'm doing this!
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MTG Dave
1 year
It's so hard to fathom that the game design side of WOTC continues to make fun and innovative cards that make a game 30 years old feel fun and fresh, while the "business" side of WOTC seems hell bent on taking 30 years of goodwill and setting it on fire.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
2 years
Same card, same art, same frame, released a few weeks apart. One is found in packs that cost $250, the other in packs that cost less than $5. But only one is a real Magic card. Hint: it isn't the expensive one.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
11 months
Given the lack of bans announced yesterday, now seems like an opportune time to remind everyone that Wizards once banned Kird Ape.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
Who is your favorite Magic “celebrity”, or “pseudo-celebrity”? Without a doubt, mine is Butt Crack Guy!
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MTG Dave
1 year
I don't care what you say, this art will never be topped.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
Wait... so this guy ended up being awesome after all?
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MTG Dave
1 year
Anyone else remember how utterly miserable playing against this deck was?
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
2 years
Magic 30th is a perfect example of how price maximization and profit maximization are very different. Had WOTC sold it for $10 / pack with an unlimited print-run, they would have made huge sums of money. Instead, they had a "ultra premium" product no one bought.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
1 year
Am I a bad person for playing this?
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
@wizards_magic For those interested, this is the art in question.
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MTG Dave
1 year
Can someone check-in with the MTG finance bros and make sure they’re okay?
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MTG Dave
1 year
Mana value OR power OR toughness? Excuse me?!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
11 months
I love it when people get triggered when I play Panharmonicon. Mainly because it then triggers them a second time.
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MTG Dave
1 year
If there is a single card that summarizes Fallen Empires, it's Ebon Praetor: Unplayably weak ✔ Indecipherable effect ✔ Artist clearly on acid ✔ I love it!!
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MTG Dave
11 months
I'm sorry, but I just can't get into these confetti foils. This is probably my least favorite Blood Moon ever made.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
9 months
Hot take: spells should cost mana to cast.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
11 months
ANY triggered ability! ANY!! This card is completely insane!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
1 year
Sick of having friends? Play this bad boy and continually activate him just for the hell of it!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
2 years
WOTC doesn't need to do more. They need to do less. Less special cards. Less boxes. Less printing. Just go back to regular booster boxes and focus on making the game as fun to play as possible.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
11 months
Nothing quite beats the feeling of dropping a Deflecting Palm when your opponent needlessly beefs up his creature to 30 power and swings when you're on 2 life.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
9 months
I'm sorry, but I just can't get into Magic cards that don't look like Magic cards. And my generalized dislike for them them seems growing proportionally to their number.
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MTG Dave
10 months
You know, I'm looking forward to hearing stories about someone losing 1,000 life, surviving, and then going on to win the game. Somewhere, sometime, this is going to happen!
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MTG Dave
10 months
Sometimes, I just like to stop and think about the fact that Ancestral Recall and Healing Salve are part of the same cycle.
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MTG Dave
10 months
9 mana is a lot for a card that will probably result in you losing the game anyway, but man does this guy shake up the board state!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
9 months
Shoutout to @PostMalone who has done more to promote our amazing game than just about anyone else on the planet!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
2 years
I'm sorry, but these dual lands don't look nearly as good without the concentric coloring in the text box. #MTG30thEdition #MagicTheGathering
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MTG Dave
1 year
Who remembers back in 2019 when this card immediately broke Modern?
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
How often do you guys bluff when playing Magic? I’ve come to the realization that I’m probably not bluffing enough.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Few Magic cards define an era of Magic in the way that Jace the Mindsculpter does. So format warping that he was banned, only to be unbanned in 2018 to help sell M25. Now with power creep, he doesn't even see much play in Modern. Poor Jace...
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MTG Dave
11 months
I bought a damaged box of Homelands the other day. They weren't lying about the condition.
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MTG Dave
11 months
Why on earth are there two-sided ad cards in Play Boosters? If you need to include ads at all, put them on the back of tokens!
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MTG Dave
11 months
I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but it's definitely not okay for you to cast Smokestack during a casual game.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Of all of the lopsided cycles in Magic history, Tolarian Academy vs Shivan Gorge has to be the most comically so. In a cycle that also had Gaea's Cradle and Serra Sanctum, I seems like that they ran out of card types to use with red so kinda just gave up. 🤣
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MTG Dave
9 months
I'm still waiting to hear of someone taking the 1000 damage, surviving, and then going on to win! 😃
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MTG Dave
10 months
What’s your favorite combo story? I will never forget the first time I saw the Phyrexian Dreadnaught + Stifle combo in a game. Everyone in my playgroup looked at each other simultaneously and said "wait, that's legal??" The combo was then immediately banned by house rules. 😂
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MTG Dave
11 months
Alright, I'm doing this! Druids tribal, here I come!!
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MTG Dave
11 months
Does anyone still collect full sets? It used to be a real thing, but you rarely hear of it these days.
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MTG Dave
9 months
Who could possibly have predicted that a card that doubled all triggered abilities would cause mayhem? 😂
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MTG Dave
1 year
Recalling that day when I was sorting through random bulk that I hadn't touched in over a decade and stumbled across 21 (!!) OG Rhystic Studies, all next to each other in a carefully alphabetized box.
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MTG Dave
9 months
Is this the most powerful dork ever printed?
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MTG Dave
9 months
I'm sorry, but it's way too easy to play 4 or 5 color decks these days.
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MTG Dave
11 months
1 month until this guy is legal In Standard! 😎
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MTG Dave
11 months
Three times?? Excuse me?!?
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MTG Dave
9 months
Does anyone else remember playing this guy? He was loads of fun when Apocalypse first came out. Utterly unplayable these days, but I still remember him in his prime.
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MTG Dave
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MTG Dave
11 months
Aligning the set symbol color with rarity from Exodus onwards was the best update in card design over the last 30 years, and its not even close.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Question: is this card mid, good or great?
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MTG Dave
1 year
Unpopular opinion: Baldur's Gate is a seriously underrated set. It is legitimately one of my favorite sets to draft of the last couple of years.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Ramping into this guy on T3 is a beautifully simply way to lose friends. I highly recommend it!
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MTG Dave
11 months
We all know what SHOULD be banned tomorrow! It won’t happen while they’re selling so many LOTR packs, but this card was just a mistake.
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MTG Dave
11 months
I hate this card with the fire of a thousand suns!
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MTG Dave
11 months
So... Fallout is a computer game or something? I'll need someone to explain this to me in terms that a boomer can understand. Cute dog though!
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MTG Dave
11 months
Good morning to everyone apart from people that play Blue/White Control.
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MTG Dave
1 year
I'm starting a charity for Control players upset that Cavern of Souls is entering Standard. Thinking of calling it "Counterspell Care".
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MTG Dave
11 months
"I don't like Hasbro's corporate greed so let's go play that game made by the people that charge a family thousands of dollars to see Mickey Mouse instead" is a pretty wild take, if you ask me.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
Okay, I’m finally going to build this guy! Who else should I add?
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MTG Dave
10 months
Back in the Dark, goblin hate was the real deal! Are there many other specific tribe hate cards out there?
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MTG Dave
10 months
Mana dork appreciation post! Post your favorite dork of all time! Personally, I can't go past the guy that started it all...
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MTG Dave
1 year
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think there’s a chance that Wizards may have some stale inventory.
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MTG Dave
2 years
Call me a heretic, but I prefer non-foiled cards.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Given that we’re always complaining about power creep, why aren’t more people rejoicing the arrival of this guy?
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MTG Dave
1 year
So far, 100% of the times I have resolved this guy on Arena draft, my opponent has immediately conceded. I still haven't actually seen him do his thing!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
9 months
Magic before they'd really worked out the color pie: god I love it!!
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MTG Dave
10 months
Wait, Coat of Arms is getting a reprint? Yeeessss!! Love this guy! Tribal jank for the win!
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
10 months
Post a card that you thought was incredible when you were new to magic
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@ghirapurigears
Shivam, Keeper of Favorites
10 months
Post a card that you thought was incredible when you were new to magic
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MTG Dave
10 months
I'll say it again: banding wasn't bad, y'all just didn't want to work out the combat math.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Handy little Selesnya uncommon. Where do we think this guy slots in?
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MTG Dave
1 year
2023 saw the return of the Horsemanship mechanic for the first time since 1999. What long-lost mechanic should make a cameo in 2024?
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MTG Dave
10 months
So do we all hate this card, or love it? I can’t remember.
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MTG Dave
10 months
I'm always blown away by subtle, self-referential art in Magic. Here's another beauty from Exodus and Urza's Saga in 1998.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
2 years
Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question: why is Optimus Prime in my #MTGBRO pack?
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MTG Dave
11 months
So, how long until Shelly rotates out of Standard? Asking for a friend.
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MTG Dave
11 months
I don't mind the Play Boosters concept, but this really does read as: "You should thank me for fixing something that I quite deliberately broke, and also pay me for the privilege."
@maro254
Mark Rosewater
11 months
@KairiSawler If we didn't do anything, draft boosters were going away. This whole change was to save drafting (and other limited formats).
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MTG Dave
11 months
Anyone else miss this guy? #UnbanTheShaman
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MTG Dave
11 months
It doesn't matter how many times they change the art, this card will always remind me of this moment.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Cavern of Souls getting reprinted into Standard is officially the best thing that has happened to me in 2023.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Add to Cart **click**
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MTG Dave
1 year
I miss 1994 Magic when it was deemed necessary to stipulate that if you gained control of an opponents creature, you had to give it back at the end of the game.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Surprize!!! 😃
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MTG Dave
1 year
With everyone excited over the new neon ink Mana Crypts, I felt like posting a reminder that the Masterpiece version remains unparalleled in its beauty.
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MTG Dave
9 months
It was a product that seemed to unite the whole community in opposition: players were aghast at charging $1000 for 4 packs of cards, and the whales and collectors were aghast that their RL cards were getting reprinted. The product somehow managed to upset absolutely everyone.
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@MTG__Dave
MTG Dave
11 months
This is the only Arabian Knights card I own. A very well loved Flying Men, that has survived 30 years, many moves and now 3 kids. He may not look like much, but he’ll always be special to me!
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MTG Dave
2 years
So the Hasbro CFO just "retired", likely with a multi-million dollar payout. May I suggest that they pay her in 30th Edition packs instead?
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MTG Dave
10 months
This card hasn't won me many friends over the years, but it's won me a few games of Magic!
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MTG Dave
11 months
Worst trades ever thread. I'll start. I once traded an Underground Sea + Taiga for Leviathan.
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MTG Dave
10 months
Does anyone else miss the days of terrible, over-costed creatures?
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