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Seriously Annoying. Virology PhD. Mask Wearing Hand Washer. Extractor of Urine. Man of Earth & Brother. 93. Hates brexit, racists & fascists. EuroBrit.
Colmar, Alsace, France.
Joined August 2019
Dear @Keir_Starmer when that ghastly fascist Yaxley-Lennon gets arrested, can we give you a day or two off from being PM so you can prosecute the bastard yourself?. Please?. Weโd really like that. Yours, .The UK.
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I am a vaxxed & boosted virologist. I know how dangerous this virus is. That's why I'll ride out the omicron storm by masking, reducing contact, social distancing, and frequent LFT tests. Alternatively, you can get advice from millionaires with office property portfolios. .
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As a virologist with over 25 years research experience, I donโt need any safety advice from failed bankers, pub landlords, office property millionaires, or habitual liars. They can all get tae fuck.
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Itโs about time we looked very closely at Farage. His finances, ties with Russia, ties to Bannon & other criminals. His racial & religious hate speech. His National Front membership. His ties to Murdoch. He sits in Parliament and is subject to a code of ethics.
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I want my European Citizenship back. And I want it back now. It was taken from me without my consent. And Iโm very fucking annoyed about it.
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Just checking to see if anyone has reduced their disgust level and 'moved on'. because I have not.
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Dear Kier,.Now that you have cleared those arseholes out of Westminster you should also clear them out of the BBC. Thanks,.A nation tired of being gaslight by lying shits.
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I've thrown away decades of research, training, and my degrees, and I now take advice on infectious diseases from my hairdresser.
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Did anyone inagine Johnson would actually be this bad as a PM? . I mean, really, this horrendously bad?.
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Rees-Smugg tells us that if we lose Boris weโll lose all our brexit opportunities. Never heard so much bullshit in all my life.
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Dear @Keir_Starmer .Can we please have the Russian Report published, unredacted, so we can see who has been taking rubles from Putin to deliver the UK-damaging Brexit?. Thanks.
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I'm a virologist, so I'm asking you to protect the vulnerable and wear a mask, continue to isolate if you can, when infected, and maintain the social distancing. It seems Westminster cares less about lives than I (and you) do.
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Cunts who really should fuck off and leave:.Mullins.Farage.Forte.Fox.That cosplay vicar cunt.Racist Yaxley Fuckstick (but he's banged up).The Kuntie Hopkins cunt. Fartley spewer.Neanderson. Anyone else I've missed?.
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Lots of fucking idiots saying 'we had no heating when I was a kid and we woke up with ice on the windows. '. Yep, damn that progress in living standards. .
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Dear Clacton,. You could always recall that arsehole and elect a decent MP that isnโt stoking division, racial hatred and violent thuggery. Just a thoughtโฆ.
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Nadine Dorries, a Government Minister, announces on SKY that we are at war with the Ukraine. Where the absolute fuck do we get these cretins from?.
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Today I am travelling to France, where I now live, with my new Irish passport. Thank you Mum for making me Irish. Thank you Ireland for recognising me. Thank you EU for being my home again. Fuck you brexiters for your mindless myopia, racism & exceptionalism. I escaped you.
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We need to check on Farage's expenses. Who is paying for his flights, & accommodation & expenses while he supports Trump's campaign. And why isn't he supporting his constituents?. Grifter.
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Hello Airline owners & Shareholders. If you ship even ONE refugee from UK to Rwanda, you are off my shopping list for good. Got it?. Thanks.
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If I lose ยฃ20 I go looking for it. If I'd lost ยฃ14.9 Billion, I'd have everybody out looking for it!!!!. And if I'd actually given it away, I'd know who fucking has it!!!. Unless I was a tory. .
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How many of us are doing โtargeted shoppingโ where we avoid buying goods from the pro-brexit companies and Tory donors?. Am I on this rock alone, or am I joined by many?.
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I'm calling it. The tent bollocks is bullshit. No fucking way is lazy wankchops in a poxy tent. Its bollocks.
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I've just watched the News in France. Apparently in London yesterday, a huge number of collectively disgusted citizens booed a corrupt, criminal liar. And you could hear the boos, really loud. Really fucking loud.
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I am utterly horrified by the cavalier attitude this govt is taking toward the UK health. A PhD in Virology with 25 years experience, I have never been such a cynical and abhorrent govt policy on public health. We need a serious govt now, not these self serving shits.
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As a Virologist of 25yrs experience, I find it abhorrent that a pub chain-owner would claim COVID-19 isn't passed on in pubs. If someone said that, I think it may indicate they value their profits over our lives. We should remember their values, and ours.
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They had weeks to prepare for Corona, months to prepare for Afghanistan & years to prepare for brexit. They fucked up in every case.
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As a virologist, I am horrified at the forthcoming & inevitable 2nd wave of COVID-19 infections & deaths when Boris eases lockdown prematurely. How should we hold him to account? And when will we have had enough of this murderous government?.
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Anyone care to speculate where the serial liar found ยฃ3.8M? . How much was he paid for Brexit? And who paid him?
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Dear France,. Just take a look at the fucking state we're in. And vote Macron.
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Is anyone concerned that the Home Secretary wants to legalise the murder of children in the Channel?.
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BORIS JOHNSON IS A LIAR.
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Is Priti Patel the dumbest Home Secretary we have ever had?.
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Sky news asking Starmer during a press conference on Ukraine, about Taylor swift concerts. Sky news and BBC news are behaving like mindless cunts.
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You know that c*nt who just threw you all to the wolves?. I didnโt vote for him. Did you?.
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An 'ultra-remainer' is simply someone who didn't believe the bullshit of brexiteers, has now been proven right, and is horrified at the damage brexiteers have done, without delivering a single benefit. And there are millions of us.
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I am still apoplectic with rage. Nope, haven't moved on; won't move on. You?.
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Remember to hold the liars to account. Rees Mogg lied to the Queen. Here, he lies to you. Hold him accountable for his lies.
Please donโt retweet this. It will only embarrass Mr Rees Mogg.
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Here, an elephant showing more concern & compassion for humans than the UK Home Secretary shows for humans.
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As someone with qualifications, experience and dozens of publications in the field of virology, I can state without a doubt, that David Davis is talking complete crap. And it is dangerous crap too.
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You can take your covid virus advice from people who know about viruses and disease, or you can take it from a banker that helped crash the world's economy. Your call. As a virologist, I know which advice I am taking.
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So. They bulldozed through a dreadful trade agreement, gave it only a few hours of parliamentary scrutiny, they didn't know what is in it, and they didn't understand it. 6 weeks later they want to renegotiate. They are the epitome of incompetence. Am I wrong?.
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My French residency application has been approved. I cannot describe how this feels. The words haven't been invented yet. Merci Bien.
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Thing is, Putin also invaded Westminster, but by different methods.
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Good morning from France. We have tomatoes. And other fruit & veg. Because we can get them across our borders. Because we'd rather feed our families than wrap ourselves in mindless racist ideology and shut our borders to imports. #brexit.
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The appointment of President Obama as Ambassador to the UK sounds absolutely fantastic to me.
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I'm a virologist, which means I will still wear a mask and get my jabs, even though the lying blond pussyhound yheti cancels all restrictions and risks an explosive rise in cases and deaths. He places his job above your life, but you should know that by now. .
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So the Police know where she is. and haven't arrested her over the corruption. Ah, it was the Met. so no likelihood of an arrest there, unless she holds a placard peacdfully, at a candle-lit vigil for a woman murdered by a Policeman.
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Remember there was nothing wrong with the EU until those tax laws. .
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Is the entire civilised world standing with GLASGOW today?.
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The lying blond bastard's plan to stuff the HoL with more cronies including the wife of a KGB agent, leaves me in no doubt he is a Russian asset. He needs to be arrested & thoroughly investigated and charged.
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I didn't vote for a coke-snorting alcoholic philanderer to run the country. Did you?.
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The Left have Carol Vorderman. The Right have Anne Widdecombe. Just saying.
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TUESDAY!!!. The previous blond liar siphoned off ยฃ37 Bn of our taxes to his chums. The new blonde liar wants to siphon over ยฃ100 Bn of our taxes to her chums. They are literally robbing us. NOT MOVING ON!!!. Are you?.
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Hello Wednesday . I can confirm I am still disgusted with this government of liars, cheats & charlatans and I have NOT moved on. Et tou?.
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This is your timely reminder that Jacob Rees Mogg is a liar. He lied to the Queen. He also voted to subvert Parliamentary justice. He is a loathsome creature.
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If Krishnan Guru-Murthy gets fired, he should stand against Baker in High Wycombe. I predict a fucking landslide.
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Doesn't look well. Lets hope it's nothing trivial.
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Fascism is here.
'Our domestic courts will no longer be able to use any domestic or international law, including the Human Rights Act, to stop us removing illegal migrants' . Rishi Sunak says 'we will finally stop the boats' as he explains his new Rwanda Bill
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I'm a virologist. And I wear a mask. Because it is not over.
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Behold, a collection of the most mindless fucks ever to walk the earth.
REFORM UK๐๐๐. Why are so many people attending @nigel_farageโs @thereformpartyuk party conference?
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Dear America,. You have a stark choice ahead:.A criminal fraudster, rapist and mysogynist, running with an ignorant fascist, isolationist mysogynist,. Or,. An old guy who gets shit done and creates jobs. This shouldn't be difficult for you. Cheers,.The UK.
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It seems Argentina have elected a fucking idiot.
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Hands up if you wish Tony Blair was leading this country during this pandemic.
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How can an utter fucking disaster be the fault of those who voted against it? . Own your brexit and stuff it up your arse.
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Am I alone in thinking that you must be a real wanker, I mean, a ghastly shitweasel fucksnoodle crafty-wank kind of wanker, to want other people to drown?.
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It is a beautiful morning here in France. Are you having a nice morning in your racist, inward looking regressive hyper-inflated fascist brexit shithole?.
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You remember those pro-brexit companies?.Heck's, JCB, Dyson, Warburtons, Dyson, Graham's Dairies?. I haven't spent a fucking penny with these companies since brexit. Fuck 'em.
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An arsehole by a pothole in a shithole.
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Biden's administration will expose the Russian infiltration, and also the collusion over Brexit. The details will be published in US MSM & then the shit will really hit the fan in UK. I can't wait for the shit to hit the fan. I'm buying popcorn.
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I hope none of the Fishermen, with rotting, stinking lorries of fish unable to reach their EU destination, decide to deliver their putrid cargo instead to the homes of Farage or Redwood. Or even Whitehall. That would be unforgivable. It would be disgusting.
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As long as I have a hole in my arse, I shall not:. Buy a Dyson.Drink in a Wankerspoons .Vote Arsehole.Buy anything from Warburtons, JCB, Heck, GoSkippy or any other Leave/Tory/UKIP donor. I hope that is clear.
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If we assume 2 litres of urine & a daily stool from each of 10,000 truckers, Kent stands to enrich itself by 7.3 million litres of piss, and 1.8 million kilos of shit per annum. Thats a nice brexit dividend. They knew what they voted for.
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The UK's Prime Minister is a LIAR.
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I stand with millions of Europeans (many millions of those are British Europeans) who are disgusted at the English arrogance, Exceptionalism & mendacity. Merkel is right to ignore a bloviating buffoon.
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It is my duty, as a virologist of over 30 years, who has studied most major viral pathogens of humans, and many of animals, who has isolated many viruses by limiting dilution purification, to point out that Kelly here, is, without a shadow of a doubt, a fucking idiot.
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Before you start believing anything about Hollandโs vaccines, just remember the blond priapic liar has been fired from every job he ever had, for lying. And he is probably owned by the Russians, just like Trump.
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My goodness, Badenoch is an arrogant cunt.
Kemi Badenoch speaking down to Angela Rayner. Demonstrating that she is one very very sore loser
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Why the fuck did I bother with undergraduate degree, postgraduate degree and several post-doc years learning my craft when I could be just like so many twats on here; read one copy of the daily fucking fail, watch a prog on telly, then be an expert. All those wasted years. .
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MONDAY!!!!!!. And we're back with a rising infection rate, corruption on an epic scale, total ignorance of the main news issues by MSM, and a lazy blond wanker has fucked off on holiday while citizens are dying. NOT MOVING ON!. You?.
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Iโve just been shopping in a supermarket in Glasgow. Everyone observing social distancing and wearing masks. Glasgow is beautiful, and we care for each other.
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Good morning. Johnson is a fucking liar.
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Priti Patel objects to the toppling of a statue of a slave trader, but says nothing about the murder of Floyd by a policemen kneeling on his neck for 9 minutes. Property over lives?.
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Poland has rejected the fascists. So did the USA. So did Brazil. Hopefully, the UK can reject fascism at the next GE. Because lets face it, these bastards really are ruining the UK.
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Iโm a virologist, so when I board my flight in an hour, Iโll give the pilot my opinions on take-off aerodynamics, and the navigator my opinions on radar, and the ATC advice on crowded flight paths. Actually, no I wonโt because Iโm not a fucking idiot.
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Unrestricted access to antibiotics is scientifically indefensible, medically unethical and is downright dangerous. Any Health Secretary advocating easier access to antibiotics should be removed from office immediately.
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The UK's shit-filled rivers/beaches are becuase ferric sulphate, a flocculant in sewage treatment, is in short supply in the UK. Ferric sulphate comes from the EU. Brexit made it far more difficult to obtain. The shit-strewn UK is due to brexit. There's your brexit benefit.
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111k dead. 68% reduction in exports. Marr: nothing to see here.
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I am absolutely fucking delighted that chain of shitty watering holes has posted a loss. I abhor his politics & how he treats his staff. Fuck him & his piss-stained, bargain-basement, sticky-carpeted shit-holes. Proper pubs are what we need.
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I think it is time that we remind ourselves that. JACOB REES-MOGG IS A LIAR. Consider yourselves reminded.
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If Spaffer needs ยฃ300k a year to stay afloat, and earns half that, does that mean he is a security risk?.
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If you havent realised by now, the Conservative Party are the Enemy of the UK. 1) Poll tax. 2) Austerity.3) Brexit.4) Criminal corruption & malfeasance. They're not looking after you. They're looking after themselves & their hedge fund pals. Can you see it yet?.
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Hello Thursday. Still horrified, appalled, and disgusted at this mendacious and corrupted government. Have Not moved on. You?.
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WEDNESDAY!!!. The Blonde Bullingdon Bullshitter told us we 'couldn't reduce fuel VAT until we leave the EU'. Spain just reduced VAT on domestic electricity bills. Do you see through the rest of his bullshit yet?. NOT MOVING ON!!!. Are you?.
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Football isnโt coming home. It decided to remain in the EU.
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Hello Saturday. I can confirm I remain disgusted at the mendacity, corruption, putrid self interest and sheer incompetence of this shamble sof a govt, and I HAVE NOT MOVED ON!!!!. You?.
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Why are we asking Johnson for his Whatsapp messages?. Lets just ask the Anonymous hacker crew to publish them on his behalf.
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It is a very real possibility that Johnson has defected.
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Good afternoon. I have just learnt that my Irish passport has been approved and is on its way to me. My Irish mother is delighted, as am I. And to those who took EU citizenship away from me without my consent: FUCK YOU!. I AM EUROPEAN AGAIN!.
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ONE FUCKING POUND, and TWENTY TWO BASTARD PENCE!!!. The sunlit fucking uplands have arrived.
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