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Seriously Annoying. Virology PhD. Mask Wearing Hand Washer. Extractor of Urine. Man of Earth & Brother. 93. Hates brexit, racists & fascists. EuroBrit.
Colmar, Alsace, France.
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Hello Airline owners & Shareholders.
If you ship even ONE refugee from UK to Rwanda, you are off my shopping list for good.
Got it?
Thanks.
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I am a vaxxed & boosted virologist. I know how dangerous this virus is.
That's why I'll ride out the omicron storm by masking, reducing contact, social distancing, and frequent LFT tests.
Alternatively, you can get advice from millionaires with office property portfolios...
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As a virologist with over 25 years research experience, I donโt need any safety advice from failed bankers, pub landlords, office property millionaires, or habitual liars.
They can all get tae fuck.
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I want my European Citizenship back.
And I want it back now.
It was taken from me without my consent.
And Iโm very fucking annoyed about it.
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Just checking to see if anyone has reduced their disgust level and 'moved on'....because I have not.
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I've thrown away decades of research, training, and my degrees, and I now take advice on infectious diseases from my hairdresser.
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Did anyone inagine Johnson would actually be this bad as a PM?
I mean, really, this horrendously bad?
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Rees-Smugg tells us that if we lose Boris weโll lose all our brexit opportunities.
Never heard so much bullshit in all my life.
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I'm a virologist, so I'm asking you to protect the vulnerable and wear a mask, continue to isolate if you can, when infected, and maintain the social distancing.
It seems Westminster cares less about lives than I (and you) do.
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Lots of fucking idiots saying 'we had no heating when I was a kid and we woke up with ice on the windows....'
Yep, damn that progress in living standards.....
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Nadine Dorries, a Government Minister, announces on SKY that we are at war with the Ukraine.
Where the absolute fuck do we get these cretins from?
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Today I am travelling to France, where I now live, with my new Irish passport.
Thank you Mum for making me Irish.
Thank you Ireland for recognising me.
Thank you EU for being my home again.
Fuck you brexiters for your mindless myopia, racism & exceptionalism.
I escaped you.
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If I lose ยฃ20 I go looking for it.
If I'd lost ยฃ14.9 Billion, I'd have everybody out looking for it!!!!
And if I'd actually given it away, I'd know who fucking has it!!!
Unless I was a tory...
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How many of us are doing โtargeted shoppingโ where we avoid buying goods from the pro-brexit companies and Tory donors?
Am I on this rock alone, or am I joined by many?
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I'm calling it.
The tent bollocks is bullshit.
No fucking way is lazy wankchops in a poxy tent.
Its bollocks.
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I've just watched the News in France.
Apparently in London yesterday, a huge number of collectively disgusted citizens booed a corrupt, criminal liar.
And you could hear the boos, really loud.
Really fucking loud.
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I am utterly horrified by the cavalier attitude this govt is taking toward the UK health.
A PhD in Virology with 25 years experience, I have never been such a cynical and abhorrent govt policy on public health.
We need a serious govt now, not these self serving shits.
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As a Virologist of 25yrs experience, I find it abhorrent that a pub chain-owner would claim COVID-19 isn't passed on in pubs.
If someone said that, I think it may indicate they value their profits over our lives. We should remember their values, and ours.
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They had weeks to prepare for Corona, months to prepare for Afghanistan & years to prepare for brexit.
They fucked up in every case.
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As a virologist, I am horrified at the forthcoming & inevitable 2nd wave of COVID-19 infections & deaths when Boris eases lockdown prematurely.
How should we hold him to account? And when will we have had enough of this murderous government?
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Anyone care to speculate where the serial liar found ยฃ3.8M?
How much was he paid for Brexit? And who paid him?
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Dear France,
Just take a look at the fucking state we're in.
And vote Macron.
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BORIS JOHNSON IS A LIAR
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Is anyone concerned that the Home Secretary wants to legalise the murder of children in the Channel?
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Is Priti Patel the dumbest Home Secretary we have ever had?
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You know that c*nt who just threw you all to the wolves?
I didnโt vote for him.
Did you?
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An 'ultra-remainer' is simply someone who didn't believe the bullshit of brexiteers, has now been proven right, and is horrified at the damage brexiteers have done, without delivering a single benefit.
And there are millions of us.
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I am still apoplectic with rage.
Nope, haven't moved on; won't move on.
You?
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Remember to hold the liars to account.
Rees Mogg lied to the Queen.
Here, he lies to you.
Hold him accountable for his lies.
Please donโt retweet this. It will only embarrass Mr Rees Mogg
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Here, an elephant showing more concern & compassion for humans than the UK Home Secretary shows for humans.
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As someone with qualifications, experience and dozens of publications in the field of virology, I can state without a doubt, that David Davis is talking complete crap.
And it is dangerous crap too.
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You can take your covid virus advice from people who know about viruses and disease, or you can take it from a banker that helped crash the world's economy.
Your call.
As a virologist, I know which advice I am taking.
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So...
They bulldozed through a dreadful trade agreement, gave it only a few hours of parliamentary scrutiny, they didn't know what is in it, and they didn't understand it. 6 weeks later they want to renegotiate.
They are the epitome of incompetence.
Am I wrong?
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My French residency application has been approved.
I cannot describe how this feels. The words haven't been invented yet.
Merci Bien.
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Good morning from France.
We have tomatoes. And other fruit & veg. Because we can get them across our borders. Because we'd rather feed our families than wrap ourselves in mindless racist ideology and shut our borders to imports.
#brexit
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Thing is, Putin also invaded Westminster, but by different methods.
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The appointment of President Obama as Ambassador to the UK sounds absolutely fantastic to me.
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I'm a virologist, which means I will still wear a mask and get my jabs, even though the lying blond pussyhound yheti cancels all restrictions and risks an explosive rise in cases and deaths.
He places his job above your life, but you should know that by now...
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So the Police know where she is.....and haven't arrested her over the corruption.
Ah, it was the Met.....so no likelihood of an arrest there, unless she holds a placard peacdfully, at a candle-lit vigil for a woman murdered by a Policeman.
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Remember there was nothing wrong with the EU until those tax laws......
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Is the entire civilised world standing with GLASGOW today?
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The lying blond bastard's plan to stuff the HoL with more cronies including the wife of a KGB agent, leaves me in no doubt he is a Russian asset.
He needs to be arrested & thoroughly investigated and charged.
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I didn't vote for a coke-snorting alcoholic philanderer to run the country.
Did you?
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The Left have Carol Vorderman. The Right have Anne Widdecombe.
Just saying....
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TUESDAY!!!
The previous blond liar siphoned off ยฃ37 Bn of our taxes to his chums.
The new blonde liar wants to siphon over ยฃ100 Bn of our taxes to her chums.
They are literally robbing us.
NOT MOVING ON!!!
Are you?
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Hello Wednesday
I can confirm I am still disgusted with this government of liars, cheats & charlatans and I have NOT moved on.
Et tou?
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This is your timely reminder that Jacob Rees Mogg is a liar. He lied to the Queen. He also voted to subvert Parliamentary justice.
He is a loathsome creature.
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Doesn't look well.
Lets hope it's nothing trivial.
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If Krishnan Guru-Murthy gets fired, he should stand against Baker in High Wycombe.
I predict a fucking landslide.
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Fascism is here.
'Our domestic courts will no longer be able to use any domestic or international law, including the Human Rights Act, to stop us removing illegal migrants'
Rishi Sunak says 'we will finally stop the boats' as he explains his new Rwanda Bill
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I'm a virologist.
And I wear a mask.
Because it is not over.
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It seems Argentina have elected a fucking idiot.
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Hands up if you wish Tony Blair was leading this country during this pandemic.
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How can an utter fucking disaster be the fault of those who voted against it?
Own your brexit and stuff it up your arse.
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Am I alone in thinking that you must be a real wanker, I mean, a ghastly shitweasel fucksnoodle crafty-wank kind of wanker, to want other people to drown?
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It is a beautiful morning here in France.
Are you having a nice morning in your racist, inward looking regressive hyper-inflated fascist brexit shithole?
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An arsehole by a pothole in a shithole.
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As long as I have a hole in my arse, I shall not:
Buy a Dyson
Drink in a Wankerspoons
Vote Arsehole
Buy anything from Warburtons, JCB, Heck, GoSkippy or any other Leave/Tory/UKIP donor.
I hope that is clear.
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I hope none of the Fishermen, with rotting, stinking lorries of fish unable to reach their EU destination, decide to deliver their putrid cargo instead to the homes of Farage or Redwood. Or even Whitehall.
That would be unforgivable. It would be disgusting.
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Biden's administration will expose the Russian infiltration, and also the collusion over Brexit. The details will be published in US MSM & then the shit will really hit the fan in UK.
I can't wait for the shit to hit the fan.
I'm buying popcorn.
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If we assume 2 litres of urine & a daily stool from each of 10,000 truckers, Kent stands to enrich itself by 7.3 million litres of piss, and 1.8 million kilos of shit per annum.
Thats a nice brexit dividend.
They knew what they voted for.
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I stand with millions of Europeans (many millions of those are British Europeans) who are disgusted at the English arrogance, Exceptionalism & mendacity.
Merkel is right to ignore a bloviating buffoon.
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The UK's Prime Minister is a LIAR.
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Iโve just been shopping in a supermarket in Glasgow.
Everyone observing social distancing and wearing masks.
Glasgow is beautiful, and we care for each other.
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Why the fuck did I bother with undergraduate degree, postgraduate degree and several post-doc years learning my craft when I could be just like so many twats on here; read one copy of the daily fucking fail, watch a prog on telly, then be an expert.
All those wasted years....
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Good morning.
Johnson is a fucking liar.
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MONDAY!!!!!!
And we're back with a rising infection rate, corruption on an epic scale, total ignorance of the main news issues by MSM, and a lazy blond wanker has fucked off on holiday while citizens are dying.
NOT MOVING ON!
You?
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You remember those pro-brexit companies?
Heck's, JCB, Dyson, Warburtons, Dyson, Graham's Dairies?
I haven't spent a fucking penny with these companies since brexit.
Fuck 'em.
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Priti Patel objects to the toppling of a statue of a slave trader, but says nothing about the murder of Floyd by a policemen kneeling on his neck for 9 minutes...
Property over lives?
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Poland has rejected the fascists.
So did the USA.
So did Brazil.
Hopefully, the UK can reject fascism at the next GE.
Because lets face it, these bastards really are ruining the UK.
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Iโm a virologist, so when I board my flight in an hour, Iโll give the pilot my opinions on take-off aerodynamics, and the navigator my opinions on radar, and the ATC advice on crowded flight paths
Actually, no I wonโt because Iโm not a fucking idiot.
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Unrestricted access to antibiotics is scientifically indefensible, medically unethical and is downright dangerous.
Any Health Secretary advocating easier access to antibiotics should be removed from office immediately.
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The UK's shit-filled rivers/beaches are becuase ferric sulphate, a flocculant in sewage treatment, is in short supply in the UK.
Ferric sulphate comes from the EU.
Brexit made it far more difficult to obtain.
The shit-strewn UK is due to brexit.
There's your brexit benefit.
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I am absolutely fucking delighted that chain of shitty watering holes has posted a loss. I abhor his politics & how he treats his staff.
Fuck him & his piss-stained, bargain-basement, sticky-carpeted shit-holes.
Proper pubs are what we need.
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111k dead.
68% reduction in exports.
Marr: nothing to see here.
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I think it is time that we remind ourselves that...
JACOB REES-MOGG IS A LIAR.
Consider yourselves reminded.
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If Spaffer needs ยฃ300k a year to stay afloat, and earns half that, does that mean he is a security risk?
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Hello Thursday.
Still horrified, appalled, and disgusted at this mendacious and corrupted government.
Have Not moved on.
You?
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WEDNESDAY!!!
The Blonde Bullingdon Bullshitter told us we 'couldn't reduce fuel VAT until we leave the EU'.
Spain just reduced VAT on domestic electricity bills.
Do you see through the rest of his bullshit yet?
NOT MOVING ON!!!
Are you?
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If you havent realised by now, the Conservative Party are the Enemy of the UK.
1) Poll tax.
2) Austerity
3) Brexit
4) Criminal corruption & malfeasance
They're not looking after you.
They're looking after themselves & their hedge fund pals.
Can you see it yet?
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Football isnโt coming home.
It decided to remain in the EU.
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Hello Saturday.
I can confirm I remain disgusted at the mendacity, corruption, putrid self interest and sheer incompetence of this shamble sof a govt, and I HAVE NOT MOVED ON!!!!
You?
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It is a very real possibility that Johnson has defected.
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Why are we asking Johnson for his Whatsapp messages?
Lets just ask the Anonymous hacker crew to publish them on his behalf.
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Good afternoon.
I have just learnt that my Irish passport has been approved and is on its way to me.
My Irish mother is delighted, as am I.
And to those who took EU citizenship away from me without my consent: FUCK YOU!
I AM EUROPEAN AGAIN!
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Remainers were right.
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ONE FUCKING POUND, and TWENTY TWO BASTARD PENCE!!!
The sunlit fucking uplands have arrived.
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MONDAY!!!
We are running out of gas, water & food.
I didn't see that on the side of the fucking bus...
NOT MOVING ON!!!
You?
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Iโm a virologist & Iโm appalled at the mindless feral fuck in Downing St removing restrictions, leaving the vulnerable & our kids exposed.
Iโll continue to wear a mask, wash hands & socially distance while this fatal pandemic remains a risk.
Because I give a shit.
Do you?
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Hi Twitter, lets make a violent mysogynist scumbag famous.
Do your thing.
Then we'll visit the cunt in Wormwood Scrubs...
My sister was assaulted on her way home yesterday around NW on the Jubilee Line. He tried to intimidate her and when she started filming him for proof, he then attacked her. She's reported this to the police but if you recognise him please let me know.
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France will remain in the EU.
France rejects fascism.
France rejects racism.
France rejects Putin's bitch.
Viva la France!
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I look at the state of the UK, suffering at the hands of a putrid cabal of feral tory pigs, but then I see the FBI have got so much dirt on Trump that it lifts my spirits.
I think heโs fucked.
And its about time the bastards over here were investigated too.
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Am I alone in suspecting that Nadine Dorries is....not quite the full shilling?
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Can you imagine living on *only* ยฃ82K/y, with up to ยฃ200K/y in expenses?
It must be a fucking nightmare...
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An anti-Vaxxer said โdo your own researchโ
Well, Iโveโฆ
>40 papers
Worked on all human virus families
Helped discover 2 antivirals
Developed 2 serology Dx, FDA & CE approved
Worked on Ebola (& other) vaccines
Good enough?
Now get your vaccines, and wear a fucking mask!
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As an infectious disease scientist, I fucking detest the bastard who scrawled his contemptuous response to the reports of Long Covid.
He really was happy as the bodies piled high.
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If you think the French, Spanish, Italians etc are going to refit their wineries with pint bottling kit, then you really are fucking retarded.
And where are those super- powerful vacuum cleaners?
Brexit is shit.
Always has been.
Always will be.
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When one of his non-replaced schools collapses and kills kids, remember who scrapped the scheme, and who replaced it with nothing.
They cannot wriggle out of this, and this lying shite in particular, is long overdue his comeuppance.
Michael Gove scrapped the ยฃ56bn school building project in 2010 that was set to replace every single RAAC school in the UK.
He then replaced it with nothing.
Fast forward 13 years and they are all falling down.
Whose fault is it?
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Those PPE contracts....
No minutes taken.
No meeting records.
No-one knows who attended, advised, lobbied.
Emails on private accts. Others 'lost'. Phones 'lost'. Stories changed.
ยฃ billions siphoned to chums.
Fuck me, its CORRUPTION.
NOT MOVING ON!!!
You?
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