Mike
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Runningback @ The University of Maryland
PG County, MD
Joined January 2023
Beard in the car twitter might be bottom 5 on this app.
Please dont send me pics daily. Especially if I already fucked. The excitement is gone.
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@JStarunit His ex went viral when she was with him on draft night. She eventually left him for Morgan Wallen. And this past Sunday Levis got his first start and was special.
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Lil Mike | Big Mike🕴🏾
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Idky I ain’t post it on this account but here’s my fitness journey lmao. From being a fat slob tweeting all day to a D1 athlete lmao. All it took was discipline and determination.
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Them AI pics of Steve Harvey are the funniest ones lmfao.
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I ain’t neva told a lie
I hear yall but if you got raped would you get married & have 2 kids the next year ?.
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I fw Kai Cenat as an entertainer and have for about 3 years now but it’s not a crime to admit him doing a jail stream is kinda lame/corny.
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Attack each day with a smile. Be at least 1% better than yesterday. Elevate.
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Shit ain’t yo chat nigga.
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I will no longer be supporting the Toronto Blue Jays baseball club unless both Orelvis Martinez and Ricky Tiedemann are on the opening day roster. Until then I will resume my recently acquired duties as a Washington Nationals fan.
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My dawggg really league bound man. Proud of my guy.
Kris Jenkins: 90.2 run defense grade this season. Leads all Defensive Tackles〽️
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Chromazz can have her way with me.
Save me Canadian woman.
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Why do y’all just always assume everyone is friends with a predator.
Condemning Diddy but y’all homeboys be doing the same thing.
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It’s niggas on here that been challenging your hygiene for over a year and this being the reason you crash out is hilarious.
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My name hold weight.
That Maryland RB had real power on here.
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Fuck the Falcons but I really hope they beat us next weekend. I want a top 10 pick.
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Brandon Ingram I can no longer do this shot wit u bro. Is it that fucking hard to play 60 games in a season dude.
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Tony Romo deadass just cried on the air for two minutes after Travis Kelce got hurt and limped off.
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The guys really seem to love playing for DA man. I just hope if he is this guy, we get this OC situation sorted out.
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Still feel crazy to me to see people that stan people I’ve known for like 12 years lmao.
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Lmao I’m meeting Adam Silver today, what questions y’all want me to ask him?.
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Absolutely.
y’all gone unfollow me if i get pregnant?.
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LSU path to the Natty and Daniels path to the Heisman is so clear. Beat Bama tonight .Win out.Hope UGA beats Ole Miss.Beat UGA in SEC title game and boom.
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Through all of this, I hope Quentin Johnston got a strong support system around him.
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It’s only a few players I’ll get in a real fight from arguing about. Michael Thomas Alvin Kamara Marshon Lattimore Brandon Ingram and Jayson Tatum.
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Kid is ass why you doing allat hollering.
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The #Commanders are trading star pass rusher Chase Young to the #49ers, per @JayGlazer . OH MY GOD
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Post yourself wit a bad bitch rn.
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That Chandler Jones shit sad cuz we always thought he was the rational level-headed brother.
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Why not just make this a completely separate mode that stays around and doesn’t go away.
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Derek Carr just stares down his 1st read for 4 whole seconds until it’s gets open or just throws it away.
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Y’all know what that means…
Kds defense has been amazing this season.
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Some of y’all just got evil spirits it’s nasty. Grown ass mean girl like grow up.
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Shakur is embarrassing himself. He’s clearly winning this fight but it’s underwhelming and boring as hell. Had he put on a special performance maybe he could have finally gotten a big pay day leading to a Devin fight. Right now Devin prolly sees no appeal to fight him.
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Tell all your followers about how you eat like a pigeon and do women workouts to stay in shape rather than just workout and eat normally like a man.
You too old to be writing fan fiction gang.
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Why are y’all so content with only winning the division lmao. The worst division in the league at that.
The Saints are gonna win the NFC South and a significant portion of the fan base is gonna be sad because it’ll mean Dennis Allen won’t get fired. I’ll never understand being that kind of fan.
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Hope he’s healthy enough to beat us.
#Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence has an MRI on his knee, but he's currently described as day-to-day, source said. The belief is no major injury for Lawrence, who finished the game. It's a quick turnaround for Thursday, but the hope is he's OK for it.
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I may or may not be there.
Jordan Poole's Wizards Era has started 🔥
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We tried to tell y’all
Why tf is Jaxson Hayes in the corner and at the 3 point line? Wtf.
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Easily a top 12 team still and in play for CFP.
I really wish LSU aint fold against Ole Miss man.
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A lot of Chicago’s Legends are already in or have a 1 way ticket straight to hell.
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If she got vids of her in the same club as celebrities on her IG highlights, just chalk it bro. She’s not a good woman at all.
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I woke up I look at the computer, the computer say “Floyd said fuck TI, Fuck Nelly, Fuck 50”. I say what he say fuck me for? Nelly fucked ya first baby mama Melissa then took your fucking fiancé, say fuck that nigga!🖕🏾.
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Bro got haters for eating and praying for the people that serve him lmao.
Hating on Keith Lee is crazy all that nigga do is eat food.
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Don’t speak on 12 again. Final warning.
Olave has been disappointing.
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Football on bro.
You my bitch and we be fucking raw every time.
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I woulda liked this if it was anyone else but since it’s him… this shit gay.
What a moment between Azeez Al-Shaair and Mike Evans during Sunday's game.
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Maybe it’s time to start looking internally.
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It was individuals on here scoffing at the fact that the Saints took Bryan Bresee at 29 when in reality he was a top 5-8 talent in the class.
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It might be time for a conversation cuz how many of these Albums are true classics.
Opening day streams for Drake albums on Spotify 🔥🦉. • Views - 37m.• More Life - 61m.• Scorpion - 132m.• Dark Lane Demo Tapes - 46m.• Certified Lover Boy - 153m.• Honestly, Nevermind - 61m.• Her Loss - 98m.• For All The Dogs - 109m
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Agenda for the day: .Beat Penn State.Get home to watch LSU beat Bama.Fortnite.
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Nick out here running a monopoly😭😭.
Thrilled to announce that the @CulottaShow is joining @nofnetwork! We remain committed to being the leading voice in Louisiana sports. Bold moves. Never old moves.
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@makenossense KAI OMG KYRIEEEEE LUKAAAA JUDGEEEEE PICKENNSSSSSSS *sends bogus prize picks slip* “Cash it”.
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Dyson CJ Kira Jose Hawk Trey Herb Matt Naji BI Zion JV Larry JRE EJ Cody. I wonder who are the odd men out when the team is at full strength. Natural first thought is Kira and Naji. Still think we need to add a true rim protector at the 5. But this is a balanced roster imo.
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Here y’all go dickriding Hurts again Foh.
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Iont think there’s a more gangsta moment in rap history than 50 cent performance at the 2007 BET Awards.
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Oh I won’t let them shake my agenda I been on this side. Kid stinks.
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