Geoff and the team have relocated - As we aren’t real, we aren’t on Threads. - As we aren’t naked we can’t be on X - As we aren’t that old, we aren’t on Facebook. And since we are always being told #Museums love blue sky thinking.. #LookAfterYourselves

#NationalBookLoversDay apparently. We aren’t real but our book is 👇

First draft Final interpretation #Museums

The Museum of Forward Planning: Real stories from our imaginary museum

Generic evergreen content for summer holiday period.

@GP1473 He’s been working on the bi-plane but not sure we can get it up and running in time

Using the podcast model - we are delighted to be launching 12 new virtual #Exhibitions this morning. All the same emergency exhibition but available on different platforms so you can stream them with the logo you prefer.

It’s not crowdstrike We just can’t be bothered

Celebrating the end of the personal statement on UCAS forms.. Our new #Exhibition ‘Deputy Chair of Debating’ collects together many of the more outrageous and hackneyed statements. And asks important questions. Like ‘how many debating societies were there?’ #Museums #UCAS

Knew it was the right move to stick to the Commodore 64’s Our Head of IT has taken a lot of flak over the years but today he’s triggered that bonus. 1980’s bonus rates less inflation. #Museums

@SMClabby_DW We couldn’t get concentric or erratic. We did try.

Night at the musuem

@TheFigen_ Do we have to watch that cartoon on a loop or are there other viewing options?

The Guardian here, seemingly asking us to reimagine the debacle of the last First Minister for Wales through the lens of Wes Anderson. Look out for our outdoor cinema nights. #GethingGethingGone

May just offer Southgate all the jobs.

@Matt_Pinner Whatever he told us to.