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I speak the language of the gods. El Segundo School of Finance.
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Nikianza kupost photos ndio mtajua mbona nikiwa mtoi chupa yangu ya maziwa ilikuwa inawekwa mwarobaini
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Kuachia mzazi mtoto alinde ukimarket pombe na kuuza kuma is not making it in life. 😂😂😂
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Told this girl my budget for lunch for two was 850 and she laughed. I left her alone and moved tables. Minutes later she was eating chips ya 150 😂😂😂
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K24 have reporters at lodgings but they don't have anyone at Lee funeral home?
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I won Kshs 7800 on Tuesday but lost 10k yesterday. There is no winning in gambling. Huge waste of time.
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Safaricom to offer unlimited data, minutes and texts for Kshs 3,000 a month.
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I remember buying a girl Samsung S10e for her birthday. On my birthday she sent me a message at midnight. 😂😂😂
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After taking years focusing on herself, learning her worth and surrounding herself with empowered women, my ex just got married to a 45 year old man as a second wife 😂😂😂
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Scammer mwingine ni Kilunda buana. Kila time mchango ya music video. Kwani he doesn't make money from whatever he thinks he is doing ?
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I will never understand how a girl without a source of income in a 3rd world country is out of your league.
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Nimeenda kununua shamba some guy was selling, wife yake amepiga kelele akatoa nguo na kutufukuza na mawe 😂😂😂
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Don't be the fool buying a new iPhone 12 pro max at Kshs 18,000 on Jiji and blaming the site.
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Watching a 13 episode season in 4K is 51GB. Streaming high quality audio is 5GB a day and average YouTube around 14GB a day. Bro I hope they are paying you enough to embarass yourself like this.
Seen If you are on silver you'll have to use 33GB daily to hit the limit for the month .. That's lots maybe I could hit that daily when I download a game which is not daily
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I bought very nice carpets from this girl last year and I wanted to buy 3 more but she is on my TL saying all men are dogs. I better take my business somewhere else.
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My friend ameachwa after spending heavily on a woman for the last 2 years. All the sacrifices he made, rents he paid and everything wasn't enough 😂😂😂
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Safaricom influencing gigs kama hauko Chlamydia gang huwezi pata.
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Huyo mwingine wa kudanganya about kuwa na Covid19 ndio watu wanunue curtain na kusahau her constant bad make up days namkujia.
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A 23 year old just became a CEO of a tech company. In my country a 47 year old father of 2 is busy flexing with Safaricom bonga points.
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He wanted 70k to buy iPhone X he only got 7k. He will have to settle for Ulefone Power pro 😂😂😂
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I am called Perminus and I still pull hoes all the way to Kisii. Legendary stuff. 😂😂😂
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In 2014 I gave my heart and soul to a girl one day I logged in nikaona she was throwing herself at Ramzy on the TL. I started losing weight.
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Karibu niingie DMs nikaona joined 2011. That's someone's grandma buana.
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Seeing people enjoying generational wealth as you struggle to make rent will never feel okay.
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My friend got married last year, she had finally found someone willing to step up and start 1-0. After 8 months together, she is pregnant and the guy left her akaenda Nairobi. Zero communication in 3 months.
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Wewe mbona usijinunulie lunch ? How broke can you be to have issues feeding yourself ?
Mtu anakazana he wants to marry you na hata lunch pekee yake hajawai kununulia??? Unanioa tukule shida ama???
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I am stressed because of business deals but my girl thinks sex will fix my problems. It really is all they can offer.
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Mkipost picha mko wengi and no one thirsts on you buana unaskia uchungu mbaya.
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If we are being honest Legit Daily is KOTs most foolish man. Peak teaspoon IQ.
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When talking about taxes the government wants to compare us with developed countries like United States but when it comes to development and job opportunities suddenly they remember we are a 3rd world country.
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I couldn't take disrespect from a lady with eye lids ngumu kuliko a crocodile skin. 😂😂😂
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Just gave my girl the updated list of niggas she isn't allowed to talk to.
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I just called my girl and she ain't picking. My body temperature just doubled.
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SDAs can't take tea but can bully people right after church 😂😂😂
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Uko Twitter buying banana bread at 1,000 but pale WhatsApp ni kuambia kila mtu hauna pesa ya tokens. I don't understand.
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After lengthy discussion and a few promises, I am going to delete that ratings tweet.
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I'm falling in love with a girl who has no source of income. The universe hates me.
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Wewe ata pesa imeshindwa kukuosha buana 😂😂😂
Last year, a night like this I was still at Agakhan, in fact, this very night my feet started 'burning' and I couldn't be discharged on my birthday.
Today, on this special day I'm home and happy.
Thank you God!
📸
@gitaukanja
❤❤
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Someone was enjoying and spanking life on IG, has been to 7 road trips the last 2 months and posted expensive foods from high end places but they are on Twitter asking for help to pay school fees. I don't understand.
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You used to be so beautiful. What happened ?
Hello 27!🥂
I dedicate this year to Self Love.
I am accepting gym subscriptions as birthday gifts.🥳🥰
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Hi
@DCI_Kenya
Kenyans are losing their money to online scammers like Live Auction, Crowd1 and others. Now there are 3 new ones, what are you doing to help ?
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Ukipeana mimba na useme itolewe you shouldn't be asked to support shit if she fails to abort.
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Top 3 worst things on earth
1. Twitter girls
2. Betting
3. Pyramid schemes
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Never walk into a marriage agreement without a source of income. You will be disrespected vibaya. Mapenzi huisha.
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Shit she is lying!! I wasn't entertaining her she because is old with saggy banana breasts then she decided to give me her little sister. Imagine giving your little sister to a Twitter bully with mental issues.
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My friend started 1-0 and they had another kid. Last week they had a big fight, the wife ran away and left him with the two kids.
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I have the WhatsApp messages of her selling our her little sister who was also in that pic ndio I support her business idea. I'll post them here nikifika home.
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A pregnant woman chased us for 5 minutes buana. Nimekimbia hadi nikanyamba. 😂😂😂
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Safaricom is selling Samsung A02 at 21k on the mkopa program. The phone costs around 11,500 in shops.
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I will not pay Kshs 40,000 to spend a night in a weirdly shaped hotel in a bush in a 3rd world country.
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Always have a backup girlfriend just incase things go south fast. It will help you move on with some dignity.
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My cousin travelled with his wife for the holidays and 3 days into his visit here wanakijiji wamekula bibi 😂😂😂
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Simps losing their accounts for sending too many unreplied DMs 😂😂😂
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I started my business small in April 2016, I now have 27 people working for me. I hope to expand even more by 2022
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Bro I have had a car since I was 25. Go feel inadequate somewhere else.
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One of the best TV shows on all critic review sites, rankings and IMDb. Average of 83% based on 112,000 reviews. You are the problem. Watch something Nigerian, that's more like your speed.
Ile hype Breaking bad hupewa huku imefanya nikue na high expectations about it.... disappointment it is
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I chased this girl for 6 months and when I finally got to hit It totally wasn't worth it. I went back to my KMTC girls.
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Nimetuma picha nikaambiwa 'my son looks just like you'. Single mothers huwa funny Sana pale DMs.
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I used to get robbed every Sunday till I stopped going to church.
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Kuna time nilikuwa talking stage na some woman for 8 months. All that simping and showering her with gifts and by the time I got to meet her she was 5 months pregnant. Didn't stop me from having a good time.
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Someone who was calling me a few years ago telling me amekunywa pombe atume till number nilipe is trying to disrespect me 😂😂😂
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Twitter girls just refuse to be about anything bro. I remember one went out for drinks and wanted to send a till number nilipie. I ignored her like I ignored my check engine light in 2018 😂😂😂
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I have been conned so many times but Mtete did it so unprofessionally I will never forget it.
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I'm starting a telegram channel where I will be posting 4 multibets and 5 single bets a day. All my slips will be posted there.
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I wasted 5 years of my life on that nonsense. Never again
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In your 20s you worked hard, in her 20s she fucked around and got a kid or two. There is nothing remotely cool or rewarding about settling for her.
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Bro you are a DJ. IQ couldn't be lower than that.
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The only people who got a higher rating as a favour ndio was hurt the most 😂😂😂. She is actually under 2.5 like Atletico Madrid's home games.
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I introduced a friend to a business and instead of setting it up in another place, he decided to open a shop next to mine and compete with me. If you see friends suffering, don't help them. Ungrateful little wankers.
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Onlyfans walete mpesa option iwekwe at 528 we help young girls pay for university and college fees.
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Bro still mad your Twitter crush only gives you a hug after buying her fish then she goes home to suck my dick ?
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😂😂😂 that bitch shaped like a Scottish penguin with fucked up teeth thought she was onto something.
Mint hakuwagi shameless 😂😂
And you try to shame him...unless we ni mgeni hii App
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You failed terribly in marriage.
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Deposited 7k and placed separate 1k bets. All of them lost 😭😭😭. Suffering is what being a man is all about.
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