tonight! was. a VERY! EXCITING!! NIGHT!!! i. met!! my NEW!!! best. FREN!!!!
his. name! is. DOUG!!
@DouglasEmhoff
!!!
and! MY NAME!!! is. DOUG!!!!
i. am so. very. HAPPY!!
(pls. do. NOT!!! tell! BIG DOG!! he. will be. so. jealous.)
as. ALWAYS!! i. love u 💕💖💕
i was sent. into the outdoors. because kevin. is not allowed. to bark at. reporters. on the phone.
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
how else. is kevin supposed. to tell them. they are GREAT!!! and that. i love them???????????
💓💗💖💞💓
HUMANS!!! over the. weekend. i got a. BEST FREN!!! he lives! in my house!! 4EVER!!!!
he is a. SMOL DOG!!! and his name!!!! is DOUG!!!!!!!!!!!
i. love him. 💖💞💕💖
Our humans! Have brought in. A TREE🎄! from. the outside. INSIDE!! BUT! we can’t bring. STICKS? In the house?! Is this. the holiday spirit. we’ve been hearing about?!? 💖💗💕
we. do NOT. mean. to BOTHER!!!
would NOT. want!!! to be. a. PEST!!!
we. just WANTED!! to. SHOW YOU!!!
that. SANTA!!! brought us. a VEST!!!
🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️
*ahem* pls, allow us! to introduce ourselves!!!!!!!
i am. the smol dog! my name!! is DOUG!!!!!!! the large dog! is KEVIN! he doesn’t. share his toys ☹️🥺
we love naps! and playing!! and our human!!!!!!!!
frens. pls. i have. an IMPORTANT! REMINDER!!
it is. so pretty. OUTSIDE!!!
HOWEVER. HUMANS!
if u go. OUTSIDE!!! to take your dog! on a WALK!!! pls stay. THREE KEVINS APART!!!! from other humans! and doggos!!!
i want my frens! to stay safe!! 💓
kevin is. sharing! his FAVORITE SPOT!!! with ME!!!!!
the human said. this means. he loves me!!!!! which is. EXCELLENT NEWS! because i. love him! too!!!!!!
💞💖💞💖💞
This is Doug. Doug is technically wearing a mask, but because he is wearing it incorrectly, it does nothing to protect himself, his family, or his community from
#COVID19
.
Don’t be like Doug.
Wear a mask — over your mouth AND nose.
hello. frens!!!
we. know. these are. difficult!!! times! the. humans!! told. us so!!!
do NOT!!! forget. 2 take! a. MOMENT!!! to. LOOK!! out. ur WINDOW!!! to see. how. PRETTY!!! the. OUTDOORS!!!!!! is.
we. LOVE!! it. outside!!!!! and! we. love u 💖💕💖💕💕💖
pls. do not. disturb.
smol dog. is finally. exhausted.
and kevin. is exhausted. because smol dog! is FAST!!! and i must!! be FASTER!!!!!
we. love u!!!!! 💤💞💤💞
I know we’re a bit late to the
#LoveYourPetDay
party, but a certain doggy duo finally put their snow boots on and are now ready to play!
@MIFirstDogs
🤣
frens. we are. shocked.
we. have learned! the. scary!!!
V-E-T. makes sure. GOOD BOYS!! don’t get. SICK!!!🥺
now we. LOVE THEM!!!💖💕💖💕
TODAY! is the. LAST DAY! of the. immunization of. the PETS MONTH!!!
humans! take ur. DOGGOS! to the.
V-E-T! we. LOVE U!!💕💖💕💖
humans! it is. me. KEVIN!!
i do. NOT!! mean. to brag!!!
but. as YOU! can see!! KEVIN!!! is. officially!! a STAR!!!!!! ✨💫⭐️
(pls. do not. tell. smol dog. i. already! have. to share!! MY toys!!!! i will. NOT. SHARE!! the SPOTLIGHT!!!)
thank u. and!!!
i. love u. 💕💖💕💖
hello humans.
today, i am. ashamed. i must let you know. i have been. TEMPORARILY! grounded from. twitter dot com ☹️
apparently. kevin is NOT ALLOWED. to push smol dog. when he tries. to play with. MY toys!!!!!!!!
i did not. know. my strength!!!
doug. i am. sorry. 🥺🥺🥺
hello frens!!!! i am sorry. i have been. quiet. but. all of my humans. are home.
frens. do u know. how many WALKS. i have 2 take them on?!?!?
i am. exhausted. and. i love u.
❤️💤❤️💤❤️💤
First dogs update!
Champ and Major Biden joined the President and the First Lady at the White House on Sunday, per
@MichaelLaRosa46
Official WH photos by Adam Schultz
TODAY! On
#TransDayOfVisibility
we want. ALL! our FRENS. to KNOW! you belong! we. LOVE YOU! and we will. ALWAYS! wag!! our tails! by. your side!!!! 💕🏳️⚧️💖💞💖
Are your pets getting into the
#SharkWeek
spirit?! 🦈
Share photos of your party animals below👇
And watch
@SharkWeek
TONIGHT at 8p and streaming on
@discoveryplus
.
📸: Brooke Anderson Photography
omg omg omg
HAPPY! BIRTHDAY!! to US!!! 🎉🎈
we had a PAWTY!!! with CAKE!! 🎂 and! PRESENTS!! 🎁 and! TREATS!! 🦴 and! a PIÑATA!! 🪅
we. were NOT. allowed. to eat. all of the. treats. at once. this was. confusing.
PLS! give your. PETS!! some TREATS!!! 🦴💞 from. US!!!! 💕💗🎉
we. heard. today is. national! PUPPY!! DAY!!!!
we are. confused. EVERY! day. is puppy day!!
pls! tell your. PUPPIES! we LOVE them! 😍😍
and. we. love you 💞💞 💞
FRENS!!! we! have! discovered!!! EASTER EGGS!!?! we!! will put our. heads together! to FIND! them all!!!!
HAPPY!! easter!!! FRENS!!!
as. ALWAYS!!
we. love you ✨🌸🐰💕💖💞💞✨💞🐰💖💞
Frens! 2day is National
#HugDay
!!!! I hate. to brag, but. i am a ~professional~ cuddlebug!!! Here’s how 2 hug:
Step 1: ask if u can hug! Humans use words! I use my nose! To poke the human’s ankle!
Step 2: if human says yes. HUG!!!! 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
(My human gives. the bestest. hugs.)
today is. VERY. IMPORTANT!!
there is. a HUMAN! we. LOVE!! and. it is! her!! BIRTHDAY!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
she takes! our PICTURES!!! and VIDEOS!! and. puts us!! in our!!! FUN!! CLOTHES!!! (this. is a. DIFFICULT!! task!!)
HAPPY! BIRTHDAY!!
@GuliaPickett
!!!!!!
we. LOVE U 💖💕💖💕💖
"Inauguration Day for Governor Gretchen Whitmer starts with kibble."
@kaitlancollins
spent time with
@GovWhitmer
and her family as she kicks off her second term:
rocky. this. is DOUG!!!!!
big dog!!! and. ME!!! have a. VERY!! IMPORTANT!!! question. for u.
will u. be our. FREN?!?!?
pls. 🥺💕
(we. understand!! your. PROBLEM!!! there. are SO. MANY!!!! binders. with! PAPERS!!! that. we. are NOT!!! ALLOWED!!! to. eat. ☹️☹️☹️)
Friends! I have started my journey to becoming a
#famous
#influencer
like
@MIFirstDogs
with the help of my mom’s staff! They love to bring my mom binders and binders full of paper that I’m not allowed to chew on.
#MI08
KEVIN! FACTS!!!
Sign: taurus ♉️ i. do not. know. what. this means. but smol dog. says. it is. VERY!! important
Favorite toy: anything. that. SQUEAKS!!! 🤩
Favorite artist: LADY GAGA 💖
Favorite snack: 7 year. aged. sharp! cheddar. from a cow. that. was facing north. when. milked
Today our family lost a true friend and loyal companion. For more than a decade, Bo was a constant, gentle presence in our lives—happy to see us on our good days, our bad days, and everyday in between.
If your day feels like this, pls remember:
we try 2 catch the ball 🎾
sometimes we do 🎉
sometimes we don’t ☹️
But! We tried our best. And! We will try again!! That’s all that matters!!!
#TuesdayThoughts
omg omg omg omg omg
FRENS!!! it is.
#OBERONDAY
that means. the sun! has returned!! and. SPRING is! HERE!!!
it is a. BEAUTIFUL!! day! to SQUEAK!! an OBERON!!!
as ALWAYS!!
we. love you 💕💕💕
Happy
#OberonDay
from all of us including our Wake Up! with Oberon crew! The sun is shining & the beer is flowing! Celebrate safely wherever you are. Cheers! ☀️ 🍻 ☀️
We'll be celebrating virtually live at noon today! Join us
#BellsBeer
FRENS!! it. is. our first.
#MARCHMADNESS
!! we. wanted! to PLAY!! too!!!
all we know! is that! we are! EXCITED!!!! we. do not. know rules!! pls. tell us. who. WON!!!
frens. pls. disregard. today’s tweets. we have. been told. about. april fools. we were. tricked. bamboozled. we are NOT. amused. 😠
as. always!!
we. do NOT!!! love u.
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APRIL! FOOLS!! HUMANS!!!
we. LOVE U!!!
very. VERY!!! much 💞💝💗
on. our WAY! to our. first. BARK! RANGERS!! ADVENTURE!!! 🤩🏕✨
we. are told. it will be. more. FUN! than the. ✨CAR RIDE!!✨which seems. impossible.
pls. stay TUNED! 👀 for our. NEXT!! ADVENTURE!!! 🌲💕💕
as ALWAYS!!
we. love you 💞💞
@USPS
hello. to our!! fellow. POST!! PUP!!!
you. are WELCOME!!! to. JOIN! US!!! on. our ROUTE!!!! any. time. YOU WANT!!! 🤩😍🥳
we. LOVE!!! mail!!! 💌📬💌
AND!!! as. ALWAYS!!
we. love u 💞💖💞