http://t.co/ZNUrl0iM Dear Boyz II Men, please change your name to Men II Old Men.

http://t.co/2xl9XzND Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?

http://t.co/UpgyJezV Peeing is Foursquare for dogs.

Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box. http://t.co/Xta0OERq

http://t.co/U0YF9yhX Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants.

Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery. http://t.co/PbXuPBi4