Matt Hoffman-Moonves
@MHMoonves
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* CBS Big Brother Season 12's hunky heartthrob * International pop culture icon * On-paper genius * Actual buffoon * Musician * Artist * Data nerd
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Joined September 2010
Pursuing an acting career because you were on a reality TV show is like pursuing architecture because you put together an IKEA desk.
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@brendonvbb12 This is very unexpected, who would have thought human intervention would be a necessary component of operating 2-tons of steel that speeds around pedestrians, buildings, and other speeding 2-ton pieces of steel?
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RT @brendonvbb12: Congrats to our #BigBrother @Captain_Kosher on his Raid the Cage appearance last night!!!!
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Elon Musk buying Bluesky and intentionally turning it to ad-littered shit that charges for badges would be the ultimate MVP troll move.
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@carolinaruins You should find them at all high end retail fashion outlets, but they're selling out like crazy!
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@HankTheBunny "Hey, Gar, It's @HankTheBunny. *cough* I'm not gonna be able to make it in today *cough*cough*" Feel better, dude, and thanks for the years of daily hookups!
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