Monkey Harris
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Leftback in the dockside secondary modern school team. Millwall FC #1 GB LDN
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Never forget this when those cunts are blocking London every weekend
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@MikeyCycling
Cost a man he’s job because your a grass. You need some friends mate seriously
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Daniella Westbrook ?
My dog chewed on one of my daughter's old Barbies and created....
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Fucking hell. Them shoes where found at Dover with 50 migrants on them 😂
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You’ve just called David beckham “broski”. What the fuck is going on. How do people lap this helmet up?
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No one in bexley is voting for you, you cunt
From Bexley to Battersea, it's been an amazing weekend campaigning across our city.
Thank you to the hundreds of Labour members and supporters who joined us! 🙏🏾
Join us this week on the
#LabourDoorstep
:
#VoteLabour
🌹
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Sold out under the lights for Everton. John the plasterer from new eltham drinking cans of Stella at 10.30 at the station in his old 2004 Ralph cap, finally snaps in the east lower at Lucas Digne when he comes to take a throw in. All on the BBC. Marvellous
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@LegitKubrick
@MikeyCycling
Come off it. Blokes trying to earn a living, he’s hardly doing 80mph and texting at the same time is he
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Doesn’t matter about more police, we’ll spend 6 million on renaming a tube line
@MayorofLondon
you utter cunt
2 people got robbed this morning on eversholt street ( Camden town)
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Flash player upfront
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He’s got Uber on he’s phone. Send the cunt back to Ipswich
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Triggered the nation by booing for 10 seconds.
We’re back 👊🏻
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Wow? He beat one player and put a ball in the box for a tap in 😂
Mohamed Salah - WOW! 🤩🙌
The Egyptian winger turns the Morocco defence inside out and squares it to
#AVFC
's Trézéguet for a tap in! 🇪🇬
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“Im gunna knock you out in a minute bruv”
Young mum to her child. Erith, Kent 2021.
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Got away with it. Stop ya moaning. Point gained. Win Saturday 👊🏻
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Beat Brighton. Disgrace Wembley. Get relegated. Good season IMO
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Serious rule change needed. Any fans guilty of doing that “your shit ahhhh” at an opposition goal kick should be banned for life
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So why charge working class families an extra £12.50 a day to go to work. I seriously can’t stand this dickhead
No child should be struggling at school because they’re hungry, but this is the reality for families impacted by the cost of living crisis.
In the absence of Govt help, I had to act—so I’ve announced emergency funding for free school meals for primary school children in London.
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Lurch is covid ready
Strange to be here at this time on a Wednesday, but what a chance for
#Millwall
in the early kick-off to close the gap to sixth place.
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I’m telling you all. He’s a cunt
Defeated Susan Hall 'left hanging' as she tries to shake Sadiq Khan's hand
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Rag and bone man and Jimmy Bullard
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Guys hospital. Proper territory. Bods often in oblix at the shard ready to pounce
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Charlton sell a youth player for 7million.
We'll sell O'Brien or Gregory for 200,000 plus some orange bibs and some new balls.
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Most gutting scene. All them reddies off the balcony
What do you think I am?
Some sort of wally?
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Scaffolders across the city are leading the revolt 🙌🏻
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Ah mate. We’re gunna trigger so many with our pitch invasion if we win or lose.
📺
@MillwallFC
's showdown with
@Rovers
will be televised by
@SkyFootball
.
🔜 Confirmation of all TV selections for the final day will be announced later this week.
#EFL
|
#SkyBetChampionship
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He’s a laugh old Otto
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What utter mongs. Go pub. Go game. Leave game. Go pub. That’s the move
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4 pints of that stuff.. dangerous gear
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Tickets in the neutral end?
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@MayorofLondon
You do realise you embarrass normal gay people by assuming they all wish to be in 1 big odd group?
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Giving me he’s name might help…
The first British Asian to play for Manchester United.
Remember the name... 🙌🏾
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Just a name though ain’t it
The National Hurricane Centre says Hurricane Dorian has been upgraded to a category five storm with windspeeds of 160mph as it heads towards the Bahamas
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I hate this cunt
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What about when they nearly killed themselves. Set 2 bangers off then stuck a flag on top. Spastic cunts
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Everyone loves this Canada Goose. Your getting the 643 from Elmstead Woods geeze not climbing Everest
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Ainsworth is such a wanker ain’t he
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Cut the rope
Extinction Rebellion protesters have blocked traffic on both sides of Tower Bridge in London.
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Right. If the FA stopped banning orders this wouldn’t happen. You need an opposition firm outhere lively
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Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
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I’ve been stopped 3 times and I’m white. It’s fucking mental
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It’s that simple. I couldn’t imagine living in another country and then moaning about their traditions
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The pain in Don Goodmans voice when he has to credit us is unreal. Professional northerner
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Done 2 bottles of wine and threw up everywhere. Happy isolation
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Rumour has it he’s had the same one for 20 years
Brave Londoner fights off masked knifeman with a broom handle 👇
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I want to watch arsenal fan TV but can't stand that cunt shouting blud every 5 seconds.
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It still is in St Mary Cray boy
Alexander Graham Bell suggested that telephones should be answered with the word AHOY. HELLO was Thomas Edison’s suggestion.
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Mate Millwall lose games of football, get over it. Ain’t gunna win every week are we
New manager? My unwavering support of NH beginning to creak a bit.... 🤷🏻♂️
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I can’t stand these middle class cunts that have infiltrated working class areas of London. If im at work I’m Rat running. What are you smoking
So Bermondsey St is to be closed to
#Taxis
,
@lb_southwark
what impact would it have so close to a mainline station 🚉
#StreetspaceLDN
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Fuck blackout Tuesday. It’s like people changing their photos to a country’s flag during terror attacks. The only way you change situations like this is your behaviour towards people in real life. Your not showing solidarity your attention seeking.
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Why do qpr fans love filming us. Every time we play them there’s loads of videos of the away end.
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😂😂 is he about to give an opinion on someone who doesn’t exist?
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Teach em young
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80% of them are cunts like this. These are the cunts that now live in our working class areas, move in and do what the fuck they like. It’s all about them and fuck everyone else.
Had this sent in to us
Women hit and 1year old baby in Victoria park and cycled off
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Oh wow. What a cunt you’ve just proved yourself to be, Wes
A win for Susan Hall and the Conservatives is a win for racists, white supremacists and Islamophobes the world over.
Susan Hall’s campaign has been fought from the gutter with dangerous and divisive politics.
London, we cannot let her win. Vote Sadiq.
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That’s handy. When it comes to selling my flat I can advertise it as having sea views
The areas in red , including the QE II bridge are predicted to be under water by 2030. Not in 100 years, 2030.
Still think
#JustStopOil
's action is disrupting?
How disrupted will this area be if the water level keeps rising?
#ClimateAction
#ClimateEmergency
#ActNow
#Dartford
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It’s a boiler mate
Which is the better defender?
RT - Fridge
Like - Maguire
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This is the state of the wankers we have in this country. They want to raise 7k for a girl that cried because her team lost a game of football. I’ve just gone into work and the bloke I’m with is in bits because he’s been told a relative has cancer. Try raising money to beat that
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The man running the country isn’t allowed to go shopping. You helmet. If he got the food delivered they’d probably moan about he’s impact on the climate 😂.
“We are working tirelessly”
Except that bit where I go shopping.
See the anger in my face when I realise I’ve been caught? That’s more emotion than I’ve given this whole Afghanistan thing.
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Croydon..
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Probably the worst person / tweet combo ever 😂
Congratulations to
@WestHam
for their first major trophy win for 43 years!
Proud to see a London team lifting the trophy ⚒️🏆
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Hahaha. Northern prick on ifollow “it doesn’t look like they’re going to score” as we put it in.
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@MikeyCycling
A matter of time for you mate, unfortunately. Your a grassing cunt who’s getting on people’s nerves.
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@peoplesvote_uk
They did do what we asked? 18 million people voted, that’s a democracy. Have a day off bob you old flannel
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Just make the fucking pizza mate
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New cross
Booked the venue for the wedding today!! BUZZING 🥳 🎉 👰 🎩 💒
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Fair play for what he did. But this has got muggy book written all over it
Knollsy: “They looked like little ants all running towards us” 🐜🥊, absolute legend, get this man to Prague ✈️⚒️
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One thing we’ve learnt from the past is posting a flag on twitter REALLY helps fucking no one
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4K in Benidorm? Fuck me they could of gone anywhere in the world 😂
Family '£4,000 down' after quarantine rules force them to cancel Spain trip
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Judging by the size of the trainers he must of took the step from Lewisham
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Bloke charges people £12 odd a day to drive inside the south circular. Whopper
It sounds made up, and I wish it was.
While households are being plunged into poverty with soaring energy bills, energy companies are making billions in profit.
This is a matter of life and death. The Govt must urgently act–it's time to put people over profit.
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@JPMillwall2
Do you ever stop fucking moaning. We ain’t got any fit strikers, fighting to stay up and unbeaten in 3. Go watch Man City or something if your bored
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