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@MDouxHomme

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Hopeless romantic on a quixotic quest to be the perfect gentleman. Chalant, hold the non. Here to learn. Anonymous but always respectful and accountable.

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@MDouxHomme
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Forever repost.
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Saturday nights with your love 🥀
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@divinedreamgirl Perhaps they’re including those with a uterus who don’t identify as a woman?
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@REGINAVGEORGE I see this all the time: people (feminine or otherwise) taking it personally when plans need to change slightly. Honestly don’t understand it at all. Would love to hear from those who experience this and what causes their change in mood.
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@THECOOLISSUE Me please. I wouldn’t have let that jacket sleeve touch the floor
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@madeofsilk How about Villanelle in Paris?
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@dumbandfunn @saintvoni What happens here?
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@pyschodior As long as he doesn’t start dealing meth you should be ok. 👍
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@pyschodior Or perhaps: hot girls know how to drive and don’t?
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@SCENTEDSIREN Brilliant! Have to think of a name for that … maybe “scentworking”? I wonder if you could get scent sample business cards?
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@itgirlenergy It’s lovely but what happens if you lose the key? 🔑😳😉
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@bottegalolita The masculine urge to go the extra miles and treat women like they deserve to be treated. 👸🏻
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@noveltwts I tried that, but the male lead was an 18th century pirate so date night was a bit of a bust. 🏴‍☠️ 😉
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@aby_pacman @lunasweekly @REGINAVGEORGE Good thought if you know what they’re feeling. Would it make sense to say “hey abi, you suddenly got quiet. Let me know what you need.” (Or something like that.)
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@CARTIERANG3L Most people don’t realize that Parisian baguettes have special door opening properties. 😉
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@hollywood_olu @MARYELLZBETH Agree … but then some ladies are just planners and can’t help themselves.
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@pyschodior Right? Group work rarely works.
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@coolestgf Roses are red, violets are blue Flowers aren’t pretty, compared to you. 😉
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@MDouxHomme
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@dieworkwear No better way to impress the ladies as they’re strolling by?
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@loversinfilm Fan fiction opportunity
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@MDouxHomme
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@bed_romper So cute! As is its occupant. ☺️ When you’re no longer there could you tell us where you are?
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@pyschodior I’m guessing you’re pretty every month but good luck with the productivity. Have a great February!
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@lovedoveclarke Amazing! 🤩 It goes great with your smile. Did the designer send you that? Smart!
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@genmxn Yes. Although I like having flowers delivered the next day as a thank you. My date gifts tend to be physically smaller things that are more unique to her and more of a surprise. 🎁💐
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@lovedoveclarke That’s usually when the rich men show up. 😉
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@bed_romper Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎁🎊🎂🎈 Quite the party dress. 😍 Have another amazing year!!!
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@EXQUlS So moral of this story: don’t be too articulate & interesting … it’s distracting 😉
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@diordiariez His poor mother! 😳
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Things I love about dating: - the sense of occasion. Getting dressed up. - arranging her transportation - customizing the perfect adventure - treating her - giving her my full attention - sending a thank you note and flowers the next day - picking out the perfect gift
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@lovedoveclarke @MrsJellySantos Spouses plural after 10 days? That’s suspect. Were the spouses in with the clients? If so, they’re clients. Otherwise how would they know? I’m guessing someone with the management is using a single call as an excuse or just outright lying.
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@nycbxtch Now is romance season. Especially in NYC! Cozy cashmere sweaters. Leather gloves. Tall boots. Hats and scarves. Hot drinks (pumpkin spice is over, break out the cocoa). Skating rinks open soon. Snuggling for warmth. Candles and fireplaces. Gifting season begins.
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@seokuva That’s what you get for putting honey in your tea.
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@Jani__Gee Yes! Expect her to get dressed up to sit in a chair for 2 hours in a dark room and go straight home? If you want her to put in effort, put in effort.
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@itgirlenergy I’m so sorry to hear that you’ve been harassed. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with giving your readers the opportunity to support your work. Had I known about it I certainly would have.
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@itgirlenergy @savannhsmiths From JFK or Newark they have trains that get you into manhattan and every other passenger has luggage. I do it all the time.
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@fashiononfilms They did try a small mens line in the 90’s
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@lunasweekly @REGINAVGEORGE Thanks for sharing! Is there anything anyone has done or could do to make the adjustment easier for you?
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@ungodlywests @itgirlenergy I’m glad I’m secure and confident enough to admit that he is the most perfect man in the history of men.
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@divinedreamgirl True, particularly because many women don’t have uteruses. Not sure that’s what they’re doing here. They may be trying to be specific to those with uteruses to include all of their experiences, like those who don’t ID as women.
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@lovedoveclarke Agreed. This is terrible advice. Get to know her and then maybe go to a Pilates class together. Everyone is there to do their own thing and not be self conscious. 🙄
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@pyschodior I noticed! There should be a hot girl fund at every iced coffee place to feed the addiction.
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@EXQUlS “Once you reach the peak you start training for the next mountain.” - some guy
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@soieange @ballerinadolls Nicole is amazing, and it sounds like you’re getting everything you need. I find I can get more advanced with in-person classes. There are instructors here in Toronto who are challenging and good at checking form to make sure you’re not cheating.
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@ZaniaBlaise Yes! It says so right on the package! 😉
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@EXQUlS … I do find it disrespectful for any man to compliment a woman’s appearance at work. I usually limit my compliments to things like “love the new hairstyle” or “nice glasses”. Things that compliment her taste rather than appearance.
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@genmxn That kind of seems base level to me. Why would you be in a relationship with a man who didn’t?
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@pyschodior And succeeding brilliantly, I might add. 🤩
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@TheLadyPim1 Oh, hello! 🤩
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@bed_romper @NB_Leather Sorry I missed it! I’m sure you broke all the legs. 🎭
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@YrsTrulytheSun @planetmari_ @opalauras ♏️ … and we’re better in bed.
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@lavendershayk Well, the muscles I know about are strong, it’s just all those new ones that they use in Pilates that need some work. 😉
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@144kgs I end up at a McDonald’s about once a decade. I find it … educational.
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@divinedreamgirl Also true, and they’re a population worth considering. I was referring to those born biologically male who identify as women. My general point is that they may have wanted to include anyone with a uterus to get a range of experiences, regardless of whether they ID as a woman.
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@bed_romper With you hair it makes for the perfect face frame. 🖼️
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@dioruniverse 😂 I think I wanted to get into finance just as an excuse fo wear suits. I wonder if there’s an office attire line that would hire you to wear their clothes to cute cafes? 🤔😉
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@soieange There are a few people whose opinions really matter to me. I admire and respect them, & they know me intimately enough to give me informed advice. They also know how to use the power I’ve given them with kindness and discretion.
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@nycbxtch Brilliant! Publishers take note. Pre-ordering “nycbxtch guide to hotness” now. 😉
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@bed_romper I would have gone with bunny slippers myself but we’re each a special snowflake. 😉
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@genmxn I do. I usually take it as a sign that I should relax and avoid bringing that nervous energy into our relationship. Then it’s just a good sign.
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@samihealthclub Daily pilates in the morning and yoga in the evening before bed. Weights 4 times a week and swimming twice a week. Minimum 1 hour of outside time daily. Learn to make paella.
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I would like a high-quality coffee table book including all of @soieange ’s tweets. And then I would like one for everyone I care about so we can all open it to a random page whenever we need inspiration and delight. Please and thanks. 📖 🙏
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flower like; she struggled, she spent her time in secrecy allowing herself to grow but eventually, all saw roses in the ashes and only knew of her light.
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@DAGADlCTA Get the big ass apartment but the same amount of furniture. Enjoy the open space.
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@evelinacloud Great, that was easy! Please send me your ring size. 💍 😉
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@bed_romper Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! … sorry, thought it would be rude not to reply to each one … 😉
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@EXQUlS My tip: start with something small (eg. a coffee) where the amount is insignificant. Then do it again until the amount becomes significant. If she offers to pay you can say “up to you, I don’t mind covering it”. If she accepts as a gift you can move onto bigger ticket items.
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@EXQUlS I love when the ladies demand compensation for their suffering: “I’m not walking in these stilettos anymore … fetch me a drink”, “I’m not waxing anymore so get me laser hair removal for my birthday”, “sure I’ll wear this dress but I’m taking your suit jacket home with me”. 😉
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@bed_romper @samogon I’d imagine they’ll have to bring in scaffolding to cut in the higher walls which will inflate the price. Also, nice crotch!
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@divinedreamgirl For example: “all men should be checked for testicular cancer” would both include men without testicles and exclude those with testicles who don’t identify as men. “People with testicles should get them checked for cancer” is more precise.
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@EXQUlS Lucky him! And shout out to him for not trying to make contact with you. Glad he made your day. Thanks for sharing.
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@genmxn If you’re married wouldn’t you have your own card? My wife won’t need my permission to buy things.
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@casbby888 Good idea! If they make it free for 24 months on any new iPhone purchase, then you’ll be encouraged to upgrade your iPhone to get the promotion again. That would put a boot on Spotify’s throat …
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@Leyla_Amar Happy birthday, Your Majesty! 👸🏻🥳
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@MargotAlderton Yknow, you could also be the next Bond … how do you like your martinis? 😉
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@bed_romper 🫣 Step away from the Italian restaurant!!! 🍝 🍷🚫
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@itgirlenergy Can’t wait!! Will it be all NYFW or will you have time before/after to explore?
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@lovedoveclarke That’s so dumb … having you wear there clothes is great promotion for them (not to mention an ego boost) … of course they’d send it to you!
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@bed_romper I have 2 problems: 1. I am unable to excuse the no makeup thing because you are GORGEOUS. 2. That corset is PERFECT and you shouldn’t even have to ask. 😍
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@cloudninethings Hmm … sand blowing in my sushi? I’d put a lid on it. 😉
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@bed_romper That’s always fun. Going again this year! 🏰 👻🎃💀
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@soieange Grateful to my older sister for pre-fighting battles with my parents.
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@bed_romper Ha! As long as you knew you didn’t have to I’m sure it’s fine. 🚨😉
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@yasminsins <gulp> Yes? 😳
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I think this is the biggest smile I’ve ever had from a twitter exchange. Good things happen to good people (& from good people, apparently.) 😁
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@itgirlenergy Dm me your addy, it’s yours. Thank you for the post ❤️
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@INTERIORHUB3 That staircase looks like a death trap. I deserve a à home with railings!!! 😉
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@etherealdior Cute mug! Are you sure you’ve thought about it enough? ☕️😉
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@pyschodior I usually assume that the ladies are going to steal my coat in the fall/winter. So I dress in layers. 🫶🥶
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@itgirlenergy The first thing that jumped to mind … because it’s an oil painting?
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@bed_romper Another reason to be a fan of autumn. 🍂 🥵Would they go well with your new corset?
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@EmileJames_ I’ll abstain on this one since I’ve only used Amazon. I prefer offering gifts in person when they’re portable enough. Maybe keeping a list on your website?
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@casbby888 True. Not our instinct to vent. Took me a while to figure that out. Now I ask before talking about solutions.
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@sportyandspoilt Wait … aren’t you in school training for a j-🤢? Would you have time to get a j-🤮?
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@soieange Highly endorse this. I offer a completed background check application and the processing fee to any woman I’m dating, along with a picture of my ID she can forward to a friend. And anything else she needs to feel safe and secure.
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@pyschodior May I ask how tall you are?
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@soieange Planning for the end of your relationship is critical. The best gift you can give your partner is assurance for their future and respect for their autonomy. Sometimes the practical is the most romantic.
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@thegirlinlust Yes it does, honeybear. 😍😉
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