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Ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. I've been everywhere man, educator, purveyor of awkward realities. In vino veritas.

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Mark Bluczech
4 years
@shydargo @MattWalshBlog If you’re serious, here is a serious answer. Shooting in the hand, the ankle, only works in the movies. Nobody is that accurate. Police must stop a threat by aiming “center mass.“ That means in the chest or, If a perp is facing away from you as he grabs a weapon, in the back.
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@SpillTheMemes Totally true. It was literally the “Battle of Marathon” and the guy’s name was Phidippides. There’s a running store named after him. I asked the clerk “but didn’t he die?” The clerk said “yeah, but with our shoes you won’t die.” 😳
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2 years
@MattWalshBlog @PadraigBelton That’s nothing. They sell chemical weapons too! This thing spews forth dihydrogen monoxide! It’s specifically made for that purpose
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3 years
@JMKelley4 @JackPosobiec @GlennKesslerWP Scott: “my family went from picking cotton to me in the Senate in just a couple o generations.“ Kessler: “that’s true but, LOOK, Scott’s family also owned property back in the day.“ Posbiec: “ Whoops, geewhiz, Kessler‘s family history is REALLY interesting. Should he be talking?“
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2 years
@TheAmericanphoe Never forgot when I got off an airline flight and the stewardesses revealed that they had been checking out butts and judged mine the best. That was years ago but still remember how it made my day.
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2 years
@travis515151 @pauldrossi Best professor I ever had insisted we argue with each other. If someone came up with a position, and someone else didn’t try to contradict it, then he would himself. Now we’re supposed to… what… just open up and absorb the Kool-Aid?
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2 years
@wildcatfarm93 @neontaster That explains everything. I remember when the hard-core bicyclists were terrorizing old folks on mopeds. Some of the most obnoxious people on the road. When it comes to being ᾄﻛﻛꜧo£eﻛ, they leave the bikers and hot rodders in the dust
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3 years
@grammysan09 @BewareStan @benshapiro Four bullets in less than a second. Police NEVER shoot only one. They might miss, or it might not work. It’s not “fire once and wait to see if that did the job.“ It’s “shoot, and keep shooting until the threat is stopped.”
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4 years
@john4london @LucasFoxNews Never. An ICBM is launched on a trajectory that carries it up… then down… to hit its target. It NEVER has the velocity to achieve orbit. Blow it to bits, and all the pieces go up… fall back down… scatter in the atmosphere and land somewhere in the ocean.
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4 years
@_Accio_Coffee_ @FearTheFloof The homeowner did a tremendous service for his family … But also for his neighbors. A bit of a lesson for all porch pirates that could protect who knows how many more people from this kind of lawlessness.
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2 years
@JeffBates8 @Notorious_TET @L1ghtsword @_ragegun There are numerous nuke plants that use salt water. Takes a few extra features but it’s not hard.
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3 years
@grammysan09 @BewareStan @benshapiro No. Never. You have a ridiculous notion of the accuracy of police marksmanship. Probably from the movies. It’s “aim center mass.“ otherwise, you miss. Hit somebody else. Leave an attacker still dangerous.
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4 years
@TheBabylonBee Funny thing is... Trump has vastly improved his makeup and really isn’t that orange of an “orange man“ any more. Oh sure, he still has some absurd looking pancake on, but lately it looks a lot more like a phony tan than... “orange.”
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2 years
@RealBrysonGray @ClabornGaret Oh, that could be done. The sheriffs department would just have to expand 300%-400% into the city. …effectively replacing, man for man (maybe more) the police force. The result would be no different. Deputies would end up mixing it up with the criminals just like the cops did.
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2 years
@georgewhitten @JackPosobiec Reference to “Nineteen Eighty Four” Ministry of Truth was the totalitarian govt’s dept that quashed words of dissent, dissenting media, press, even basic vocabulary to brainwash the public. (Sorry if you already knew that. But it seems some people aren’t familiar with the book)
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3 years
@Svengelskamann1 @Emmyjewel More like 95% … Until they reach age 2. Then… nah
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@DaddyWarpig @MatthieuJG Little China is John Carpenter and Kurt Russell chewing up the scenery in a campy sendup of martial arts movies. Cult classic. Guilty pleasure.
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4 years
@irisitis @nytimes I guess no one even thought of “seamster?” That seems sort of obvious...
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2 years
@Targetmaster_D @johnny_bit @kukuruyo Did her very first “field dressing” on Reese’s wounds. Then very clearly sought out training and worked her way up, literally for years, by the time of the second movie. She put in the work.
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@sam_d_1995 That map looks pretty sparse. Extremely limited service Insanely expensive. Couldn’t we just propel craft through the air. No multibillion dollar, landscape-destroying, budget-busting, track building required. Just air…. roads… Perhaps “air… lines…” Hey, that’s pretty catchy
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5 months
@BobLonsberry Did she take a sobriety test? If she wasn’t trying to weasel out of a DWI or something, hard to imagine why she wouldn’t just suck it up and take the speeding ticket. Anyone involved in law-enforcement should be well aware the video WILL get out, sooner or later.
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2 years
@Mojofilta @Theexdemocrat1 @AnnLesbyPhD It’s hard to tell with how absurd things have gotten, but it’s usually possible to get a clue that you’re looking at a parody account. If the tweet just seems insanely over the top, check out the profile. AnnLesbyPhDSheHer is a particularly busy one. Sometimes pretty funny.
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@texasrunnerDFW @RichardWalpole_ Bizarre how food & energy are frequently excluded Vital to people, and they give a real calculation of price pressures on commodities …as opposed to, say, electronics, which get cheaper because of technological advances, which distorts the picture and makes inflation look lower
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@FireDubas @JackPosobiec Easy. It’s almost directly in between Dallas and Houston.
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