Another sit down yesterday w the great
@joerogan
. Maybe we didn’t solve all the problems, but we had some laughs & covered a lot of turf. I really appreciate your friendship brother. Topped off with a great night at
@MothershipATX
w
@TonyHinchcliffe
During this crisis I’m just so thankful that America’s social media is blessed with such an abundant number of highly opinionated amateur virologists, self taught statisticians, wannabe public health pundits and general experts on shit they don’t know f all about.
Unless I’m mistaken, you were a US Senator for 36 years, the VP for 8 years & now the President with one party control. Perhaps don’t indignantly lecture the American public about the lack of change or meaningful political action. You fully represent the inaction endemic to DC.
The idea that an 18-year-old can walk into a store and buy assault weapons is just wrong.
What in God’s name do you need an assault weapon for except to kill someone?
Look, I know we’ve been thru a lot with 2020...but I’ve always felt that America was resilient and able to withstand anything thrown at her. But, whether the Republic can survive the departure of Tommy Lee? Well, I just don’t know.
Damn you 2020.
Always grateful to be able to sit down for an afternoon conversation with the most excellent Mr Rogan. We talked Middle East, Ukraine, China, US politics and other stuff. Tune in… I use all the big words in my vocabulary.
I’ll bet my entire collection of GI Joe dolls that The NY Times anonymous op-ed writer labeled as a “senior official in the Trump Administration” is a mid level career government staffer with a track record of voting Dem. Late 30’s. Has a blog and toys with being a vegan.
In Opinion
In an anonymous Op-Ed, a senior Trump administration official says he and others are working to frustrate the president’s “misguided impulses.”
Just finished another conversation with the very excellent
@joerogan
. In addition to talking about the world’s hot spots, current crisis and SBF/crypto, we also put together the definitive analysis of the Harry/Meghan situation. Not to mention my new book. Which I just mentioned.
Sat down with the absolute one & only
@joerogan
& his faithful companion. We talk Iran, rabies, Prince Harry, privacy vs security, China, Liz Hurley & my new series Black Files Declassified coming up on
@ScienceChannel
. Glad to report that the dog agreed with most of my opinions.
Lighten up Francis...it originated in China. Everyone offended by referencing the point of origin should use the quarantine period to pull the cork out of their collective ass and focus on something legitimately relevant.
.
@RichardEngel
: "This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus. It doesn't speak Chinese. It doesn't target Chinese people. It targets human beings who happen to touch their eyes, nose or mouth."
If the White House is unwilling to stop paying Putin tens of millions $ daily for Russian oil, they should at least stop with the “we stand with Ukraine” rhetoric. Fear of higher gas prices, increased inflation & bad polling numbers are keeping them from doing the right thing.
Another outstanding day in Austin… more conversation with the great Mr Rogan followed by a terrific night at the Comedy Mothership. Joe f’n killed it as usual. Tune in to JRE… we talked Israel, Hamas, DARPA, AI, Ukraine and, of course, the Drake-Kendrick Lamar beef.
Any day you get to sit down w the great
@joerogan
is an outstanding day. We covered a lot of turf; Russia, Ukraine, Putin, China, global nuclear war, free speech. Not sure why the photo is in old timey black & white, but the convo is in technicolor & stereophonic sound.
The facts emerging from the assassination attempt show a series of failures; lack of command & control (where the USSS has primacy) improper deployment of resources & a breakdown in real time comms & decision making bw elements. Cheatle said the buck stops with her. Resign.
A big thanks to
@tomshillue
&
@KatTimpf
for allowing me to wander on to the set again last night and chat. You’ve done a great job while
@greggutfeld
is away antiquing. And for those criticizing my loosened tie…for fffs, we tape during happy hour.
If you’ve spent the past 3 1/2 years as a proud, vocal member of the Resistance, blaming all the world’s ills on the President, don’t be incredulous if folks don’t buy that you’re now magically objective & only concerned w public health in your comments about Covid-19.
Just in case you’re wondering, Hamas, Hezbollah & their puppet master Iran don’t give a f’n rats ass how many Palestinian civilians are killed in the ensuing war that they unleashed with their cowardly attacks on Israel. Dead Palestinians are their media & social media currency.
The US must respond to China’s balloon incursion with the following 2 steps;
1. Shoot the fucker down. Xi would do the same & won’t escalate. They’ll respect that Biden has grown a pair.
2. Release the WonderDog balloon from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade over Chinese airspace.
We laid our Mum to rest this week at Arlington... she’s back with my Pop whom she loved fiercely for 65 years since they first met at the outset of WWII. My brothers & I are forever proud to have been raised up by the greatest generation.
Dateline LA; Sitting down w the most excellent & all knowing
@joerogan
tomorrow. We got a buttload of stuff to talk about; MKULTRA, Charles Manson, China, the protests, fly fishing, November elections & why Joe should move to Idaho. And yes, a buttload is a metric measurement.
The only reason the media, Dems & neverTrumpers ridiculed the idea of Covid escaping from the Wuhan lab a year ago is...Trump. Not their own investigative work, not science, not intel. They couldn’t be bothered to do anything other than reflexively denounce the idea, ‘cuz Trump.
A most excellent
@Gutfeldfox
beaming into your living rooms tonight via satellites and transponders and stuff. Many thanks to
@greggutfeld
for letting me shamelessly promote my audio book, Company Rules, now on
@Scribd
.
I continue to remain impressed with the sheer number of Kremlinologists and experts in Russian intel operations we have on Twitter. Clearly years of watching Alias, 24, The Americans and Homeland have served you well. Carry on.
What if Trump refuses to accept defeat in 2020? (Opinion) - CNN . There must be a secret society of morons who gather once a week to try and outdo each other with the most inane piece of writing. Here’s this week’s winner.
It’s almost as hilarious as you fantasizing that she “hit a home run” by smacking those CNN softballs into the infield. But not nearly as funny as that time when, right after the Biden debate, you pretended everything was fine.
Kind of hilarious that Republicans put all their eggs in the “Kamala will blow this interview” basket, only to watch her hit a home run, and now they have to invent a new imaginary benchmark that they think she’ll fail at.
“Dear God… Mike here. You know I don’t check in often, to be honest, usually only when things are going sideways… so, I know I don’t have much leverage… but, if I may put in a request… please God, let this match happen. Thank you and, uh, amen etc.”
Trump challenges Biden to an 18 hole golf match. Says he will give Biden 20 strokes and if he loses will donate $1 million to a charity of Biden’s choice. This is gold:
We lost my amazing Mum this holiday season. Flying her to Arlington soon to join my Pop & one of our siblings. My 2018 resolution is to continue to try & be the son, husband & father they would want me to be. Here's to a safe & happy New Year.
Minutes away from going live with
@greggutfeld
at the RNC in the great town of Milwaukee. Mix up a nice batch of martinis, kick the cat out of the recliner and settle in.
@Gutfeldfox
As the sun starts to set on another 4th July, here’s hoping that the 2nd half of 2020 brings a little more unity, civility & understanding. The USA isn’t perfect, the American experiment is an ongoing human endeavor. But there’s nowhere I’d rather be on this whole damn planet.
Seriously? You’re 83, you want another term? As for “furthering the recovery…” First, a recovery has to actually start before it can be furthered. And what are SF values? Open air drug markets? Disregard for the safety of locals? Crime w/o consequence?
Now more than ever our City needs us to advance San Francisco values and further our recovery. Our country needs America to show the world that our flag is still there, with liberty and justice for ALL. That is why I am running for reelection — and respectfully ask for your vote.
Well...I suppose death... serious illness... senseless violence... hunger... poverty... terrorist acts... famine... incivility and irrational, emotional partisan outrage on both sides... so, to answer your question, yeah, there are things more upsetting.
I ask: Is there anything more upsetting than having our blow-hard, self serving President meet with foreign leaders and, suppossedly, on our behalf, make deals that make him and his billionaire friends richer?
A big salute to the dude who rollerbladed into the coffee shop this morning wearing a bathrobe. He woke up this morning… looked at the state of the world, and decided, yeah, it’s a bathrobe and rollerblades kind of day. And the best thing about Boise… nobody gave a rats ass.
Oh alright, I accept the nomination for Speaker of the House. My 1st act will be to replace the Speakers gavel with an air horn. I also authorize the use of tasers on any House member who pisses me off. We shall also have a wet bar installed on the House floor so folks can chill.
Look who showed up in Boise last night for a sold out killer show at the old Egyptian Theater… great to spend some time with the excellent
@jimmyfailla
and his subdued wardrobe. Happy Easter to all…
Dunno. You’re the one sitting amongst the majority in Congress... quit the social media posing and try working across the aisle to accomplish something other than political self promotion and enrichment.
Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?
Still the most curious, free ranging dude on the planet. Sat down with
@joerogan
earlier today, covered miles of road. Me thinks it will be up for consumption tomorrow. Happy trails man, see you in Texas.
You always confirm the condition of any weapon handed to you, regardless of who hands you the weapon. Educate yourself before you say anything. Gun safety isn’t partisan… the weapon doesn’t give a shit about your politics.
I dunno’ Chuck, maybe if you had spent more time on policy over the past 21 years than getting your mug in front of any passing tv news camera, you could have accomplished something on immigration reform. But, what the hell. Keep on snarkin’.
This is an historic night!
@realDonaldTrump
has announced that he has cut a deal to “greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States.”
Now that that problem is solved, I’m sure we won’t be hearing any more about it in the future.
Cool. My son Sluggo just hugged me & said “Pop, please don’t do that social media thing where you use kids as props to show how righteous you are.”
I hugged him back, tossled his hair & said “son, I ain’t woke enough for that shit.”
He let out a fart & we both had a good laugh.
In response to WH news re positive Covid tests for President &First Lady, I’m heartened by how many Dems on social media are following Michelle’s claim that “...Dems go high.” Yeah, seems to be working really well, really have taken her mantra to heart. Nice job douchebags.
The sky... it’s falling. If you need me, I shall be reclined on the fainting couch fanning myself and our horrified allies. Lordy, the chaos is unsettling. However shall the Republic survive?
Today is the day that Never Trumpers warned was coming. Markets crashing, indictments piling up, a President losing his grip; allies horrified, enemies celebrating, government in chaos, and Mattis quitting in protest.
And it’s going to get worse.
To the bitter folks on social media desperate to display their self righteousness by being nasty & crapping on the memory of Queen Elizabeth; take a break from being whiny bitches for just a day or 2. As the old saying goes, if you don’t have anything nice to say, fuck right off.
Ladies & Gentlemen… mimosas drank, presents wrapped, Love Actually, Elf, Home Alone (1 &2) watched… martini fixings sitting on the bar, White Christmas cued up for this evening’s viewing… Houston, we are go to launch. Wishing all a very happy Christmas. Stay cool.
Well damn… this is a right old kick in the bait and tackle. It was a complete pleasure and honor to be a regular on
@KennedyNation
… here’s an old timey photo from back before the show was filmed in color and stereophonic sound.
The rumours are true…. Latest episode with
@joerogan
drops today. I believe that’s how the kids say it… the dropping of the episode
#1862
.
Filmed in full color and stereophonic sound.
@Spotify
It’s not the speed with which the Taliban retook the country nor the Afghan military’s collapse that is stunning. That was inevitable & anticipated by anyone possessing a f’n ounce of pragmatism & reality. What is stunning is the incompetence displayed with this withdrawal.
Harris was a DEI pick for VP… Biden said so himself, promising to select a woman of color as his VP. And now, because Dems can’t bring themselves to say out loud that she’s a DEI pick, they’ll shelve democracy to anoint her as nominee. Mediocrity wins the day.
My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best
Well Kathy, every show needs at least one greasy haired freak… and since you were busy, I agreed to appear. Regardless, you seem like a super individual with a real sense of humor and joie de vivre. Merry Christmas to you and your covey of witches.
@greggutfeld
@Gutfeldfox
As Kurt sits quietly, staring sadly at his World Series ring, I’m sure he’s thinking, “... damn, the Series is nice and all, but what I want most in this life is to earn the social media thanks of Jean and all the progressives who insist on slavish obedience to their opinions.”
Instead of recognizing Kurt Suzuki, I want thank the EIGHT Nats that didn’t show up to meet Trump: 3B Anthony Rendon, CF Victor Robles, CF Michael Taylor, 2B Wilmer Difo, P Joe Ross, P Javy Guerra, P Wander Suero AND P Sean Doolittle who wrote the incredible statement.
Twitter is like a mixed martial arts fantasy camp for pencil neck douche-canoes with a lack of muscle tone and no fighting experience. They all imagine themselves punching someone in the face when, at best, they’re the backup dancers in Michael Jackson’s Beat It video.
Catching browns & rainbows on the fly, & watching a big fella’ stroll past just the other day while fishing outside of Sun Valley. And still, folks ask me why we left the magic of the NYC-DC corridor to live in Idaho. Maybe, just maybe, it has something to do w quality of life.
Oh for God’s sake, your bullshit hyperbole adds nothing to an actual grown up discussion about our state of affairs, needs and progress. Grow the f up and learn how to find the middle ground.
My Dad had the chance to visit the WWII Memorial in DC before we laid him to rest at Arlington a few years ago. He was the best man... loyal, hard working, fair minded & fiercely devoted to my Mum & our family. He served this country proudly for 4 decades. Happy Father’s Day Pop.
That’s cool...me, I’m developing a hypothesis that Democrats efforts to spin Northam and Fairfax situations and their new found concern for the possibility of redemption shows they don’t really care about racism or women.
Nothing says I’m an authoritarian douchenozzle like cheering on the media for shutting down discussion and debate. Apparently, pointing out that Jake Tapper has said many negative things about Trump is a state secret that must not be divulged ahead of Thursday’s debate.
Seriously? Nobody gets out of this clean; NYT, WaPo, Vox etc spending the past fours banging on about a stolen election in 2016, the resistance with its
#notmypresident
and the collusion bullshit... both sides are culpable in creating this chaos and division. Don’t act righteous.
I want to say to WSJ ed page, Fox News, talk radio: You own this. You instigated crazy conspiracy theories, stirred resentment, encouraged the mob. You all need to think about how to make amends.
Joe Biden didn’t give a rats ass during the.antifa riots & violence that the far left encouraged. He said f all during the defund the police movement. Now that we’re two months away from the midterm elections & crime is an issue, suddenly he wants to be the law & order President.
Hope all are having a most excellent, happy & relaxing holiday season. Here’s to a safe, happy & productive 2023 free of pandemics, political dumbassery, general douchebaggery & stress. My new year’s wish is for everyone to chill the fuck out & try to find some common ground.
Sorry, I haven’t succumbed to the newly established rule that you have to believe someone because of their gender. Men & women tell the truth, men & women lie. Still seems applicable that facts and evidence should be established before forming a braying mob to declare a verdict.
Actually what it shows is that a coward with a gun can’t stop a bad guy with a gun. That’s all it shows. A boy becomes a man when a man is needed... for example, JROTC Peter Wang became a man, helped others & lost his life while the Broward Sheriff’s boys failed the test.
I was hoping that the dumbfuckery of the anarchists, looters & vandals had maybe hit peak dumbfuckery. Then, to prove me wrong, some half-baked gormless fuckwits threaten to tear down a statue of Abraham Lincoln in Washington DC. The stupidity knob is currently cranked to 11.
Cover photo for the new album, droppin’ in time for holiday gift giving. Smooth jazz covers of
@GregGutfeldShow
’s fav Christmas tunes. It’s both festive and, awkwardly sultry. Look for it soon in big box sale bins.
@PlanetTyrus
@terryschappert
@KatTimpf
I never actually thought I’d see two senior US politicians publicly congratulate themselves for promoting a vote buying scheme. Come on down to Big Joe’s Fat Stacks Warehouse… we’re tradin’ votes for cash…
For years,
@SenSchumer
and I have been pushing to cancel student debt.
This week, President Biden announced new actions that could cancel student debt for over 30 million people. It's life changing!
Hendricks the WonderDog wishes you all a very safe, happy and healthy New Year. As do I. Let’s all try and make 2022 somewhat less bizarre than 2021. That is all. Time for cocktails.
If the shoe was on the Dem foot, you would delight in this opportunity. In 16’ the only reason Garland wasn’t appointed as Obama was walking out the door was because you didn’t control the Senate. Enough with the partisan crap dressed up as self righteous concern for the voters.
If
@realDonaldTrump
and
@senatemajldr
ram thru a replacement now, the SCOTUS will have a majority of justices appointed by presidents who finished 2d in the popular vote, confirmed by senate majorities who represented less than half of the country.
A tyranny of the minority.
So,apparently, judging from Democrat sycophants glowing assessments of the post NATO Summit presser, success is now defined as… just don’t crap your pants during a press conference.
This is exactly why we can’t rush nominations. How can we vote on Kavanaugh when disturbing, credible allegations of sexual assault have been made? Even Republican Senators Jeff Flake & Bob Corker want to delay the vote. I agree.
#DelayTheVote
.
Lockdown Diaries Day 12:
Put on trousers and walked the perimeter with the dogs. Saw Fenster on his tractor. Didn’t wave. Cleaned out the garage. Jump started the Wagoneer but no place to go. Took my pants off. When did Fenster get a damn tractor?
Currently in Texas... home of my brother’s beloved Aggies, my family’s old house in Odessa and, now, the one and f’n only
@joerogan
.
Sitting down tomorrow with Joe to talk post election results. And by results, I mean whatever the hell it is that we’re staring at currently.
RIP Toby Keith… 20
#1
tunes on the country charts, including the song that speaks to every aging sommabitch who ever felt immortal, “As good as I once was.” Damn right.
God speed.
Don’t know… maybe, uh, Russia collusion? Maybe 12 years to the planet’s demise…. Maybe some Grandma will get pushed off a cliff… maybe you’ll develop a sense of perspective. Hard to say.
Number one… she is a DEI VP. Biden stated he would pick a woman of color… he didn’t state he would pick the most competent person. So, yeah, that’s a DEI pick. Number two… uh, competency? Ffs, Harris couldn’t organize panic in a doomed submarine.
Jasmine Crockett responds to Chip Roy referring to Kamala Harris as a DEI Vice President: Number one, you can see he’s ignorant.. Number two, you can see that he wishes he had half the competency of Vice President Kamala Harris…
No offense, but many workers doing these jobs, including the road crews in Maryland, are not undocumented workers. The bridge collapse is a tragedy, and not an opportunity for one of your diatribes re undocumented workers.
When the Key Bridge collapsed at 1:27am Tuesday morning, an overnight road crew filling potholes on the bridge died with it.
-The crew consisted of 6 apparently Undocumented Hispanic Immigrants, aka Illegal Aliens, from Mexico, Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador.
-They drowned
Oh fuck right off. Retire Bond before he’s completely ruined and introduce some new character who’s evolved into an unarmed secret agent who disarms villains with his/her sensitivity, joie de vivre and ability to make artisanal cocktails.
The next James Bond films will have bigger roles for women and a more sensitive 007, according to the producers, who said “Bond is evolving just as men are evolving”
As a physician, you should have the technical knowledge needed to allow you to remove your head from your ass. Be more discerning, more analytical, more reasoned. And less of a partisan hack douche nozzle.
Kavanaugh’s former law clerk Zina Bash is flashing a white power sign behind him during his Senate confirmation hearing. They literally want to bring white supremacy to the Supreme Court. What a national outrage and a disgrace to the rule of law.
In response to overwhelming demand by more than 92% of people who listen to stuff on podcasts, next week we’re adding a brief afternoon edition of the PDB. So start your day with the PDB morning podcast, and wrap it up with the PDB Afternoon Bulletin. On all podcast platforms.
Yeah. Climate change. Or 5 decades of forest mismanagement. But okay, blame climate change. Or folks lobbying to not cut down any tree for the past several decades. But yeah, climate change it is. What a load of crap.
In the odd event that you need to find a reason to vote... Arlington National Cemetery. There are more reasons here than you can imagine. Whatever your politics, go vote. Honor those who served and sacrificed.
At the point where you find yourself an apologist for the Iranian regime, MS-13 and/or the terrorist gang Hamas, or you’re hoping the talks w North Korea tank, simply because you can’t stand the President, it could be time to exit the echo chamber, breathe deep & refocus.