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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@JamesFLoveIV The polling right now is either intentionally inaccurate or just plain wrong. I’m extremely confident that President Biden will win re-election and I don’t think it’ll be particularly close. I have faith in my fellow Americans to do the right thing
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@TheChiefNerd @JimmyKimmelLive Yes it’s called a comedy skit. I’m sorry I needed to explain this to you
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@PiraNeerTarHeel @3YearLetterman Tell us you don’t have a vintage globe without telling us you don’t have a vintage globe
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@JustinBennettFX That’s ridiculous to the point that I’m unfollowing you
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@GusQuixote @MikeSington @JBKOnAir Yeah Trumps only been charged with 78 counts and McMahon’s dealing with a subpoena and a search warrant so it’s definitely all extrapolated out of thin air. I’m sure they’re both innocent of everything
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@ProFootballTalk @kalynkahler I’m pretty valuable to my company I’m going to ask for franchise equity and see how long it takes for me to get laughed out of the CEO’s office
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@ArtieVandelay1 @kaitlancollins He’s in shock that he’s being held accountable for the first time in his life
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@CitizenFreePres @emmywolfe Yes because when I think of whose views I should consider on foreign policy Joe Rogan is one of the first people who comes to mind
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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6 months
@JosephJFlynn1 @jimstewartson @DTrumpJrJunior Lots of people. Glad I could help answer your question
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@firstroundmock He must have a great agent. It’s beyond insane that he’s apparently considered a lock to go in the first round now. I know my team isn’t going to make that mistake so I highly encourage any of the other 31 to draft him as high as possible
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@estencooke @SteveLovesAmmo Smart kid. Some people are so lost that you eventually realize there’s nothing you can do for them. I’m sorry you went so far off the rails that you left your child with no other choice it must be very hard for him
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@art38741656 @floralbeauty18 @JenSeniorNY It’ll be so awesome when this election is over and MAGA is officially dead and you people all crawl back under your rocks
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@DJSLAM_ @realjoeymUS Guess you weren’t paying attention to what was going on for Trump’s entire presidency. But it was ok then right?
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@BenDempsey18 @AdamKinzinger Guess I missed the part where he got humiliated
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@OUErwin @ClayTravis Please learn the rules before embarrassing yourself on Twitter
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@jorjorward @EdKrassen He literally makes these mistakes multiple times every time he speaks. But if President Biden doesn’t recall an exact date the media crucifies him. It’s an insane double standard
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@Bubblebathgirl @MichaelCohen212 Most of what you just said is false
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@TatetheGreats @GenFlynn More like he’s the best tight end to ever play the game and the coach wants to win. Sorry you’re all so triggered by him today
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@GenFlynn @Raynoshi @realDonaldTrump Ok I’ll provide it. You belong in prison and you’d be there if the most corrupt president in US history hadn’t pardoned you. You’re also a Russian asset thank god for @jimstewartson for exposing you as the traitor you are
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@donhodsonesq @AJDelgado13 Yes and most idiots, especially the Trumptards, have two second attention spans and obviously wouldn’t read the transcript. They’d get selective things that made him look bad from Fox News
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@Meow81998508 @Jules31415 @AdamKinzinger No one’s terrified you just live in an extremely bizarre fantasy world
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@CBBonFOX @umichbball @UMichFootball @CFBONFOX Maybe he should make some attempt to conceal his bias?
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@TaylorinAZ5 @megynkelly It must suck to always be so negative and angry
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@ArchieLeachman @JimmyKimmelLive Keep telling yourself that. And he absolutely ripped Aaron a new one I don’t think it was supposed to be particularly funny it was just truth
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@Sassafrass_84 @MarshaBlackburn @1981_elisabeth You people live in a very bizarre fantasy land
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@eoverfelt @lourg786 @LorettaCham @TheRickWilson Yes but how do you respond to the fact that that your math is off by about 425 million? You seem unwilling to acknowledge that and instead respond by insulting the people who point it out
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@LegendofSM Guess you don’t grasp the fact that he’s joking. Cool
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@MargaritaDali1 @RepSwalwell Oh you’re the one who decides which subpoenas are valid? Cool
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@MTwomanforTruth @Chadwick_Moore @RonColeman Yes how dare she hold Trump accountable for trying to steal the election? Also spoiler alert: nothing will happen to her. If by your logic having an adulterous relationship is disqualifying for office then Trump is beyond disqualified
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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5 months
@redfoxryder You sold 3 classic cars and 2 motorcycles since this morning? I'm going to sell 14 RVs, 9 alpacas and 37 unicycles tonight and put it all into $CLSK premarket tomorrow then
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@CFBRep But before that Michigan had lots of amazing wins against trade schools and high schools
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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11 months
@CallahanAutoCo @RepStefanik Seek mental health counseling immediately
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@HawleyMO Wait so now all of a sudden you’re pro socialism? Gotcha
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@RepDeanPhillips I’m disgusted that you’re going to run a primary campaign against President Biden at a time when our party needs unity more than ever before
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@HunterDavis5104 @PopularLiberal Three clown emojis is such a brilliant, compelling argument. Very proud of you for coming up with that on your own
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@TruthingtonPost @Chadwick_Moore It’ll probably be less entertaining to you when she’s sending Trump to prison
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@ForwardPartySF Good thing Biden has had an excellent first term and accomplished a lot of great things for the American people
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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6 months
@mschristy97 @3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 Chrissy the interest rate on your waterbed loan is 39.99%
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@BoonGoneWild @fred_guttenberg @RepCori No but Israel’s apartheid system is
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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6 months
@njoyzgrl81 @NancyMace @AudreyS05181506 Oh wow ok I promise I won’t vote for Bill Clinton in the upcoming election then
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@IsabellaMDeLuca Really you just hate him because he’s on the opposite side of the aisle that you are politically and he’s outspoken on the issues he believes in. You’re a grownup so you shouldn probably waste less time worrying about what other people think and do unless they’re harming others
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@Jae_Yuizun @thecjpearson We’re not a cult so you won’t see that
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@RealDarrenFox @redwoodsorrel @jakeshieldsajj The financial capital of the world is going to be just fine no matter what a few clowns decide to do. It’s hilarious that anyone thinks otherwise
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@saylor_rob @RpsAgainstTrump He’s actually just one of the last remaining decent republicans
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@AmyGill26163804 @FunnyJim1965 @GIG365247 Right I mean he’s only a confirmed rapist who’s been accused of sexual misconduct with around 30 other women so it makes perfect sense that a woman such as yourself would support him
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@MeshawnMaddock I got quote tweeted by a future prisoner! This makes my day!
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@wardwell_jill @RyanDLeaf Did you not read the part where she refers to herself as a grandma? As if this somehow means the law doesn’t apply to her? It’s quite laughable
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@ConservativeKAB @jasrifootball It’s been very entertaining watching you MAGA clowns melt down over this. Thanks
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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11 months
@BluSuitJ @RyanShead @Izoarfan He was clearly looking for trouble. Crossed state lines with an assault rifle, went to a place he had no reason to be and killed two people he didn’t need to kill. Not good by any objective measure
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@CONFIDENTIALROB @DisrespectedThe Someone else will then. I promise
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@Uncommonsince76 @charliekirk11 Tell us you don’t understand the case without telling us you don’t understand the case
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@DoTheRightWing @0372Sandy You’re actually the exact opposite of a patriot if you support Trump
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@PlatinumBlue5 @allenanalysis Do you read your tweets before you hit reply? These situations aren’t even remotely the same
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@Nathaniel_Bott Shocking considering all their other coaches are such classy people. Warde Manuel is a clown and that athletic department is totally out of control
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@MichiganMAGAman I can help you understand. They’ve become completely disgusted by what their party has become. They’re embarrassed to the point that they no longer want anything to do with it. What’s sad is so many of you are unable to see this and instead blame them for having morals and values
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@MicheleHoitenga Yeah there’s this thing called science that a lot of you don’t believe in because you’re knuckle draggers. You’ll be shocked to know that observations can be made through science that can allow even someone from Detroit to know whats best for your region
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@SamJuneau @JackPosobiec Glad you’re not my lawyer. That lawsuit would get thrown out real quick
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@salsanbluechips @emzanotti Are you serious? You’re really unable to discern the point she’s making?
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@danpcman @leegiez @OfficialRushUSA I did and I can say with full confidence that what Harrison said is the truth
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@trouble_man90 I’m enthusiastically voting for President Biden in the Michigan primary and doing whatever I can to make sure everyone I know does too
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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6 months
@JoshuaSchriver But did she get reelected in a landslide? Pretty sure the answer is yes. Also pretty sure that's all that matters. Sorry about your luck
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@Tastywaves77 @igorbobic I guess this must be the first one you’ve ever watched?
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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1 year
@EddieSheehan75 @JennaEllisEsq It won’t. Also Trump lost. It wasn’t even particularly close 74 electoral votes and a little under 8 million in the popular vote. I’m sorry you don’t live in reality
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@T3Justice @KelemenCari He’s charged with so many crimes and wrapped up in so many legal disputes that it’s probably hard for them to keep track of them all
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@EvanAKilgore @JoeBiden It’s actually awesome and you’re a snowflake
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@mactinbanger2 @eightisenuf4us Very few will refuse to deliver to NYC and those who do will be replaced by drivers/companies that will. You live in fantasy land
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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6 months
@ProFootballTalk 47 and have never had one and have been thinking about it lately. I'm going to do it now thanks
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@RandyCollins78 @AdamKinzinger You should probably seek some mental health counseling Randy
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@steinhauserNH1 @MIPOAM @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @JoeBiden How could you possibly endorse someone who’s directly responsible for attacks on 150 officers on Jan 6? What an absolute disgrace
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@IamZeroIka Only my second cycle but seems to me like this is almost entirely driven by the ETF and retail isn’t coming back. I’m starting to think we won’t see crazy alt seasons either as the ETF money won’t rotate into alts
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@RobKenn39827083 @GOPoversight If you somehow haven’t figured it out yet they have absolutely no basis upon which to impeach him
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@DeLawnMuskRat @krassenstein Yes a Trump appointee who also prosecuted Hunter Biden on gun charges
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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11 months
@DarrigoMelanie @cwebbonline I’ve never understood why health insurance is tied to employment. It makes very little sense
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@Russell_AGI @JamesOKeefeIII He was forced to as part of the settlement
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@JohnFugelsang Can you imagine being a woman (or a man with a mother, sister, wife, daughter etc.) and voting for him? I can’t
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@carrieksada @jeffreymlevy Do you understand that when you indiscriminately use the word pedophile to describe anyone you don’t like the word loses its meaning?
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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7 months
@ZachWaddy19 I’m right here. 4-2 in hockey too. You’ve basically beat us in nothing except football this year. Then you lost all your coaches and best players and the NCAA is going to sanction you back to the Stone Age. Enjoy that
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@Forcedheat1 @LJTranslator Yeah only the best tight end in league history. Sorry you guys are having such a meltdown watching him win another Super Bowl
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@z_t_sweet @sweetiegoat1776 Weird how you guys selectively care about the constitution. Also I guarantee you have no idea what the constitution actually says
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@PGLPT45 @KelemenCari You’re going to be disappointed
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@Coop_Daniels @RitchieTorres Vivek is a huge asshole who lacks any qualification to be president
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9 months
@Jacisbak @michaelrulli Did you happen to notice that Fox News paid out almost 700 million to Dominion for those same lies? They were too scared to even go to court where they’d be exposed as liars and probably have to pay more so they settled. It’s sad that there’s so many idiots who believe the lies
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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9 months
@freep @Blue2Bongo @OhioStateFB Super petty but I’d expect nothing less from a newspaper that supposedly has journalistic standards but is really just one big UofM shill
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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11 months
@lawrencedarby @__w3b__ @BasedMikeLee No he’s 100% correct that’s exactly what happened. And in fact the insurrectionists were even trying to find Vice President Pence to kill him because he refused to go along with it
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@ChrisHicks513 @jasrifootball @NFL Sorry you’re so triggered by such a minor thing. I’d hate to see what you’re like when you have to face real adversity
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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8 months
@EFAS67 @RealMattCouch @Lonna320 It’s hilarious how you don’t realize that Trump is a tax cheat and barely pays any taxes. One year he paid $750. So not to piss in your Cheerios or anything but it wouldn’t crush them economically
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@oceanwaves01 @RyanAFournier Yeah it’s always good to cheer on an abuser who violently attacked his girlfriend and pistol whipped her. You probably defend Trump even though he’s a rapist. But then you’re quick to condemn these people. Wild double standards
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@Mockingsfvalues @tedcruz @MZHemingway @AOC Amusingly AOC is 100% correct on this and Ted Cruz who supposedly has an Ivy League law degree is wrong. Maybe do a little research or just a ten second google search before you embarrass yourself next time ok?
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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10 months
@joemirenda @NickKayal He’s not regretting it and what he got was a lot of money from Pfizer. It seems impossible that you people could be so damn stupid.
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@MAGAtSlayer77
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@steevwithv @_MLFootball Actually any city would celebrate their teams win. Cry more clown
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@matthewesp @unusual_whales “The picture” is called a mugshot and it’s what happens to criminals when they’re booked for their crimes. Glad I could help
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@realDailyTrite @JackPosobiec Fortunately that doesn’t have any impact on your life. Or at least it shouldn’t
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@Super70sSports Huey’s the best. Heard an interview where he said he was so intoxicated in the 80’s that he doesn’t even remember writing a lot of his hit songs
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@chrsb01 @realColtonMoore @BrianKempGA @JoeBiden They’re also big on the constitution and the Bible but have no idea what either one says. It would be funny if it wasn’t so terrifying
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@hotgayscientist Absolutely false. You’re a totally unserious person and you should quit lying to people.
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8 months
@rickyrayinswfl @mercedesschlapp But you do understand it’s not actually happening right? It’s just people running their mouths on Twitter
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