MAFS Hysteria
@MAFShysteria
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A podcast about Married At First Sight. Top 10 on Apple & Spotify. Hosted by Omar Abid @omarstandup, Claire Limmer-Abid & Sarah Clarke @sarahccelebrant. #MAFSAU
Joined May 2021
‘Can I just say that you’re not really a girl’s girl if you go for other peoples men … I think you’re both disgusting … you can both go fuck yourselves … I don’t want to hear your shitty speech. Fuck off.’. LET’S GO BIANCA.🔥🔥🔥#MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I won’t spend another moment of my life restricted. Not by my illness … and certainly not by you. To put it plainly, stay in your lane and I’ll stay in mine.’. GO LYNDALL!!!🔥🔥🔥#MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘That was an attack … we didn’t give her a chance … I would think these girls fucking hate me.’. Well done Emma.👏👏👏 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Matt is telling Whitney he loves her … he’s known her 16 minutes … imagine how many eggs you could boil in that time … it’s not the fucking Notebook’🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘The last thing you wanna do is get brave.’. That is SO confrontational and absolutely a threat. Fucking awful. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Am I gonna be doing everything in this kitchen?’. I guess so. Nathan’s vegetarian and YOU brought chicken fajita’s to make because it’s YOUR favourite meal.🤷🏾♂️ #MAFSUK
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This is the face of someone who’s very comfortable making women angry. It’s almost like he has experience at it.🚩🚩🚩 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘There’s a way of talking to people. You don’t have to be attack attack attack. I’ve sat here and watch you attack the women in the room and it’s fucked me off!’. Well done Sacha.👏👏👏👏👏 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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I can’t believe, after what I thought of him at the wedding, that I feel sorry for this man … but I do.😢 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘With my personality, you should see qualities bigger than my clothes size. You need to work on your view of women.’. 🔥🔥🔥 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I don’t need to be spoken to like that. This conversation’s over.’. Good for you, Zoe. Don’t waste your time.👍 #MAFSUK 🤵🏾
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•‘I just need time to find you sexually attractive again’. •‘I feel like you’re getting emotional though’.•‘I don’t know where all these hysterics are coming from’. Ladies & Gentlemen, GASLIGHTING 101. #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘I thought the retreat would be for us to listen to the birds chirping, go for walks, we did none of that. All we did was sat and consoled Hannah with her Stephen this and Stephen that … Hannah drained me from the morning to the evening to the good night.’ 🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Lauren has no right to be upset. Ellie’s a beautiful, lovely human and Lauren is the opposite of that. It was worth walking through hell on broken glass to end up with this beautiful woman’. You wrote ‘stay’ at EVERY Commitment Ceremony, Jono … you fucking bellend.🤬 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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6 MONTHS TO A YEAR!!!. 1. Why did you bother coming on the show?.2. You should have told Lyndall this VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION privately. 😡😡😡 #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘You don’t really care about how we feel’. …. ‘Nah.’🤣🤣🤣 … I wouldn’t either, mate. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Tayla is not someone I want to be in a relationship with.’. I LOVE that she came back and HE ended it. That, ladies & gentlemen, is CLOSURE.😅 #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘I say this with respect for Harrison but when he does tear up … he actually doesn’t cry’ 🤣🤣🤣 . Ollie really calls it how it is.👍🤵🏾#MAFSAU
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‘You need to take that shirt, stick it on a pole and wave it around because you’re a giant red fucking flag’ 🚩🚩🚩#MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘I’m sorry that I’ve got a loud voice, that I speak strongly and I swear but that doesn’t make me a bad person.’. Absolutely it doesn’t. We love you Lauren!😢 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘I don’t like it when people give their opinion, which NOBODY asked for, and they just push it out into the air and we all have to deal with it’. Love Adrian.😍#MAFSUK🤵🏾
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Poor fella. He gets no time alone with Amy and then Hannah saying ‘listen to me’ … as if he has any other choice.😢 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘She kinda gaslit you’. I definitely DO NOT trust Bronte’s opinion on gaslighting. #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘We were all so welcoming to her. I called a spade a spade … then she started getting lippy with someone else.’. The lack of self awareness is staggering.🤦🏽♂️ #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Luke should not want to do something (get another girl’s number) in the first place. It’s his wife’s emotions at stake.’. More of Jordan’s ‘poison’.🫠🫠🫠 It’s weird how much his common sense is standing out. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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•Walks away from resolving problems.•Won’t live together.•Won’t do the tasks. Eve should leave the process now. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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Harrison: ‘I genuinely don’t remember saying those things.’. Mel: ‘And I genuinely don’t believe you.’ . BRILLIANT.🔥🔥🔥. #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘I don’t care … why would I care if you trust me? I’m not here to gain your trust’. Woah, Rupert is actually a lot cooler than we thought. FUCKING EXCELLENT.😃 #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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The way they’re talking about it is as though the PMDD is harder for Kieran than Kristina. She’s the one who’s living with it, long before she met him.🤷🏾♂️ #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Did you not call my husband a Neanderthal?’. ‘Neolithic simian’. Didn’t think I hear that TWICE in one series!!!🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I’ve never met a girl like her in me life.’. Apart from your ex … who is almost identical, apparently.🙄 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘If I’m 12 out of 10 what does that make him? 24 out of 10? What is this, the FIFA cards where the numbers keep going up?’. Even when he’s upset, Luke is hilarious.😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘There’s one common denominator, which is you’. HE’S DOING IT! Go Rupert! Remember how nervous he was at the wedding? This guy is COOL AF.🙌 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘I feel rejected that he wasn’t able to share that (he was crying) with me’. Have you ever heard the phrase ‘It’s not all about you’? #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘I deserve better than this. I’ve worked very hard to be the woman I am … I know what I’ve done. I know what I’ve given. I know that I’ve done my best.’. 👏👏👏 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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Paul Brunson to Brad: ‘I feel you have an over-inflated view of your emotional intelligence and then what you do is you weaponise it’. 🔥🔥🔥from @PaulCBrunson #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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Ellie: I don’t want to interrupt but-. ‘You don’t have to interrupt, it’s her turn to speak.’. GO ALESSANDRA!!!🔥🔥🔥 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘I left the experiment on week 5 you (fucking*) bitch!’. I don’t think anyone’s trashed their image so badly in ONE EPISODE. *edited from E4. #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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Am I being daft? If they’d let him speak I think Luke is trying say what he’s envious of is that other couples seem to have more fun. He’s not envious that his wife was dancing with another man.🤷🏾♂️ #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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Calling Charlie a bully and then brushing her hair while being all c’mon darlin is … 🤯🤯🤯!!! #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I don’t want you to think we don’t like you or for you to feel isolated … if you need anything, I’m here for you’. Very classy, Thomas.🤝 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘It’ll come to a point where I’ll walk all over her … I could go out and get a girl’s number and she’d be like alright.’. You could, you know, just not do that stuff since … YOU’RE A GROWN MAN.🤦🏽♂️ #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Personally I don’t feel comfortable talking to you about it.’. Correct response.👏👏👏 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘You don’t REALLY say what you mean though … and thank you for your NOT open & honesty … Dan’. HOLY SHIT, EVELYN WENT BEAST MODE!!!🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘There’s only so much pressure a man can take (from another woman) when he’s not getting on with his wife.’. Wow … what a load of shit that is. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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Remember when we felt for Olivia because she was insecure and had cared for her Dad? I’ve never seen anyone tank their reputation SO badly. #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia #MAFSA #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
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‘If I was home early from work I had to sit in the van so my ex could have a few hours to herself.’. I like my alone time but that is emotional abuse.😢 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Nothing good can come of this. I don’t wanna do it. It’s not age appropriate. I’m already 10 years older than Lucinda … I’m 20-30 years older than the other girls. I’d have to be the biggest creep going.’. AMAZING. Wow. Well done Timothy.👏👏👏 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘Your looks weren’t enough to wow me and stop me thinking about my ex’. This is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard in this programme. Fucking prick. #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘You had to kiss a toad. Hahahaha’. ‘You had to slay a dragon. Hahahaha’. Couple of smug pricks these two.😡 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘I’d love to be with her … I have really strong feelings for her … but I don’t think that’s enough for her.’. Oh no.💔#MAFSUK🤵🏾
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This guy might be the most reasonable mother fucker I’ve seen. Why is he even on this drama-fuelled show?😂. #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia #MAFSA #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
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‘I could not stand by a man who displayed himself the way Timothy did today.’. She MUST be taking the piss!🤣🤣🤣#MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘She called me very, very damaging things and attacked me’. (voice quivering). Jesus mate, don’t read the comments on our feed!😂#MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘I don’t need to prove my relationship to you and, at the end of the day, you’re not worth my time.’. Game, set & match, Melinda.🔥🔥🔥#MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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Sacha is PROPER stirring!!! It’s ironic that she says Luke is getting involved in other people’s drama for attention when she just told everyone she wrote what was meant to be an anonymous letter. FACTS. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘If that’s not good enough, I can’t do any more’. Agreed, Georges. YOU can’t do any more. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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Ella insisting that everyone speak up for her is desperate. You’re in the wrong. Take your medicine.🤷🏾♂️ #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘What do you think your boys are gonna say when they see you crying on TV because you can’t get over being cheated on 5 years ago.’. Hopefully they’ll say ‘poor Orson, I hope we can help him.’ That would be the kind thing to do Richelle. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘It’s an apology that is followed by anger, aggression & defensiveness not an apology that is actioned. I deserve to be respected. You don’t deserve me.’ GO CAITLIN!!!🥹 #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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•Tori, do Jack’s outfit embarrass you?.•Why can’t you work out what size pants you should wear?.•Is your hair a toupee?.•Do you realise you are … purple?. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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I love how the more Cassandra (a confirmed member of Team Timothy) smiles, the more pissed off Tori gets.😁😂😂😂 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘Cam and I both have different things that we need … I need affection … Cam needs his Mum.’😉😂 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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Porscha: ‘I’m taking responsibility’. Charlene: ‘It doesn’t sound like you are my darling’. LET’S GO CHARLENE!!!🔥🔥🔥#MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘You’re not going to sit here and be held accountable for being a narcissistic, gaslighting, dickhead’. BOOM! MIC DROP!🔥🔥🔥 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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The exact moment Harrison realised he was caught out in a lie. ‘I genuinely can’t remember’. #MAFSAU 🤵🏾
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‘I’m not gonna let all this ruin my marriage. He’s making a knee jerk decision. He can stay another week and we’ll decide together. ’. ‘Porscha … I’m leaving’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I want to help Dunkin grow … I need to teach him a bit of emotion … it’ll be a lot of work’. I think Alyssa is seriously deluded about what has happened in their relationship.🤦🏽♂️ #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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The year is 2347. Peggy is asking her Mum if she sees Georges as a son-in-law. For the 14,345,678th time, she answers:. ‘I wouldn’t pick him.’😂😂😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I got you a gift card for a supplement store and a key ring which says “You Are Enough.”’. PATRONISING CUNT.🤬 #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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‘I know her child will always be first priority and I’m happy to fit my life around that and give her reassurance. The problem is her deeper insecurity … which manifests itself in picking on my behaviour and that’s not fair’. Wow, THAT was insightful & coherent. #MAFSAU🤵🏾
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