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@h0stil3take0v3r Wassup baby

Every time I take an uber with a reckless driver I understand shaken baby syndrome

@Meatpackingguy Take a flight from LGA

RT @tuneinnnnn: @M0JEFFREYJORDAN I still share new restaurant openings with my old svp because we’re both big food/hospitality people, she…

@tuneinnnnn Good chance this lands 10x better than the junior who dives straight into work. He takes a liking to you and it pays off in the long run, maybe you even get out for some golf with him in a year or two.

Genuinely need a parental lock on my App Store to stop me from redownloading dating apps

RT @SantsPliego: > account with barely 4k followers posts niche commentary on the overlap between AI / Catholicism > post gets sub-100 like…

@rfkenmore Just got Bose QCs (45 I think?) The noise canceling feels intrusive and uncomfortable after 30-60 min. Really disappointed after all the good stuff I’d heard about them

Found Kadarius Toney’s burner

(Or literally any day)

@flatironfred Pls fix thx

@SculptedEcstasy Not gonna fight you on that one

@flatironfred Hiring three cronies so we can walk 4-abreast at a snail’s pace at 8:40AM

Could never be in a client facing role bc I like slouching in my chair too much

@wtvrem13 I’m sure the storm has a great personality

@glenpmatthews Be a man and put in your 48 hour notice

@glenpmatthews 🤝 I do my best