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Medical doctor 🩺 | Freelance writer and editor | Bookworm | Patriot | Singer (mostly in the shower)

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@LynetteNjeri5
Lyn
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When doctors were shot at and teargassed, your attention was not drawn When a doctor was killed, your attention was not drawn When 368 million was lost due to "typing errors", your attention was not drawn Interns have been home for a year, but your attention was not drawn
@Nakhumicha_S
Nakhumicha S. Wafula E.G.H
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My attention has been drawn to efforts by some individuals to raise funds from the public to pay hospital bills for persons injured during the demonstrations. Out of the total 294 casualties attended to in our Refferal Hospitals, 235 have been treated for various degrees of
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Presenting Dr. Lynette Njeri 🥹🥹🥹🥳🥳🥳🥳 Ahhhhhhh 😊😊😊😊
Bruh after 6 brutal years and 3 weeks of heavy anxiety-inducing exams, I've officially completed all my undergrad exams. Very demure ✨️✨️✨️ Now we wait for that passlist 🤞🏽🤞🏽
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You work your ass off for 6+ years to become a doctor and then you don't get paid and you don't get the equipment you need to protect yourself whilst being expected to care for sick people. But it's important for the Cuban doctors to get cars to visit their patients.
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4th year was literally the hardest year of my life in more ways than one and I PASSSEDDDD 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Bruh after 6 brutal years and 3 weeks of heavy anxiety-inducing exams, I've officially completed all my undergrad exams. Very demure ✨️✨️✨️ Now we wait for that passlist 🤞🏽🤞🏽
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I'm a finalist med student 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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I scrubbed in on a surgery for the first time today 😄😄😄
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Remembering when I was rotating in obs/gyn and I walked towards this woman to take her history and as I walked towards her, she saw me and then proceeded to "fall asleep" 😂 like damn just say you don't wanna talk
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Me when my man doesn't notice that I'm hungry.
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Aki reading pharmco until it enters your head is like eating dry nduma 😭
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Adulting is just cooking and cleaning over and over again until you die
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You had to be there
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Dear microwave, please heat ALL the food on the plate to the same temperature. We don't wanna eat hot rice and cold stew. Regards, management.
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Me watching modern family knowing that I have exams
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@LynetteNjeri5
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Medical interns remain unposted and have to wait ANOTHER 90 days at home!! They've already waited over a year to be posted. You cannot talk about universal health coverage yet you're not posting and paying doctors!! #postmedicalinterns #RutoMustGo
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I wanna study but studying doesn't want me
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She highlighted issues being faced in this country, and Kenyans decided to make fun of her This is the ghetto
@ntvkenya
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Lawyer Nyamodi vs Dr. Gor. #WaiguruImpeachment
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This is how we'll be doing oral exams Lec: tell me about the microenvironment of a tumor Student: yes doc I read about that in Robbins and the way the book explained it was very accurate and true and the authors are really smart
@TaylorRooks
Taylor Rooks
4 years
Lebron is reading ‘The Autobiography of Malcolm X’ - I asked him for his biggest takeaway from the book.
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He needs justice His mother needs justice Nothing about this is okay 💔 #justicefordjevolve
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 years
Felix Orinda (DJ Evolve), who was shot by Embakasi East MP Babu Owino, is numb from his mid-torso down. He is receiving treatment at home as he clutches onto hope that things will turn around and he'll return to the DJ decks. #DJEvolveSpeaks
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Reviewing pharmacology outside exam center
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I'm trying 😭
@PharmaFactz
PharmaFactz
4 years
STUDY
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Honestly who keeps disturbing this kid? 😂
@faavourr
Favour ♡
4 years
When my mum tries to be friends after she’s screamed at me 🙂
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I just want a lot of money 💰💰💰
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To more love. To stronger friendships. To better health (physical and mental). To more money. To more happiness. Let's go 2021 ✨✨
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Joan will be like "I know a place" and then not know which living room to take you to
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So we're not gonna talk about the shoes?
@Sanele_NZ
🔦DontDoThatUGabadiya🔦
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This guy is creative. This truck looks real. 🙌🏾
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My toxic trait is that I keep rewatching series/movies I've watched before instead of great recommendations from others.
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My mom got into baking again, so my dad got her this cute note book in which she can write down all her recipes. ❤❤sometimes it's the little things.
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Increasing university fees is a weapon designed to prevent further education of the average Kenyan citizen. We can't allow that to happen, because an educated nation is a strong one. #FeesMustFall
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Gitz 
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The best part of doing an assignment is closing all the tabs after submitting it.
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Me: forgets to close window at night Mosquitoes:
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Joan's parents: you're grounded. No TV for a month Joan: Does that apply to all the TVs?
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Rona wrap it tf up We're losing it 🙇‍♀️
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My boyfriend is amazing ♥️♥️ @novreq
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In Kenya parents don't say "I love you". They say "enda uone kaa hii nguo itakufit".
@KaluhisKitchen
Kaluhi's_Kitchen
4 years
In Kenya we don't say "You look amazing!" we say "Na leo umeoga; kwani unaenda??" and i think that's beautiful.
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Mimi I want to omoque next year
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My mom told me a story about a woman who had unprotected sex and asked for the morning after pill from the guy. She got pregnant and wondered why they didn't work so she showed them to another woman. Turns out this guy gave her CHALK that was cut to look like pills. 😶
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My Avi My baby picture
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@novreq
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My Avi ~ baby pic
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I have a pharmacology joke but I don't know it's side effects
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House managers wakimaliza kusafisha nyumba 24 hours zishaa pita itabidi waanze tu tena
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Cuddle weather but I'm reading for exams alone 😔
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If I take a bite of chicken and it's not chicken y'all are gonna have to calm me down
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Mom: kuja unifungulie gate Me in naivasha:
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Will you be able to come? Me: "We'll see"
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Kitchen ya ndani au ya nje?
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After reading the first two slides
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My plans 2020
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I started this week promising myself I'd be productive. Now I'm into ice hockey. 🤦‍♀️
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I'm balancing between overloading with information and saying ikuje venye inataka.
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I think it's so cute how when you're trying to do research for an assignment, all the articles that look like they have good info require payment. Like please I'm a broke uni student...help
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When she said "this is another living room" and I was still processing the first three
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I wonder what it feels like to wake up everyday with new blessings
@ElsaAngel19
Elsa Majimbo
4 years
THANK YOU @Beyonce @adidas @WeAreIvyPark !!!! JUST RECEIVED THE ICY PARK !!!! 💗😭😘
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Idk who needs to hear this but drink water, moisturize your skin and use sunscreen. Happy International Women's day ✨✨
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!!!!!! There has been too much loss. Too much pain. #EndPoliceBrutalityKE
@UhaiWetu
Social Justice Centres Working Group
4 years
A homeless elderly man has been shot dead today in Mathare at around 8PM by the police from Pangani Police Station, for being found outside during curfew hours, the killing happens just hours after the president's speech on Madaraka Day. @OHCHRKENYA @IJMKenya @ODPP_KE @IPOA_KE
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Clean as you cook 🤝 reference as you write
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I don't know how to support a band that takes opportunities for growth away from young entrepreneurs and business owners. Those guys had planned this for weeks. They put everything into this. And dude said "I don't care". At whatever level of success, please don't be "cocky".
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There's NOTHING that can justify or excuse gender based violence. Let's be clear about that.
@SylviaKangara
Dr Sylvia Kangara
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It seems gender based violence is partly driven by the “tuma fare” culture. Reject this culture, ladies. Never get your bills paid by someone else whether a friend or spouse. Just never. Very early, work towards paying your own way. If he pays your bills, you are at risk.
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Yaani I'm awake at 9am for an online class?
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Hahaha people had saved outfits for sauti sol 🤡🤡 It's okay you can look cute at home
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Manze...even with online classes I still sleep past midnight 🙇‍♀️
@miss_nyaruai
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 👸🏽
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I really don’t even remember the last time I slept before midnight 😭😭
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It's hard to believe
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Daniel to the lions in the den
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"The mechanism of action of this drug is unknown"
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What is a Vancouver numeric reference style? 😭😭
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Ninataka pesaaa Pesaaa 🎶🎶
@shiroanaa
shiroanaa🦄
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What’s that one Oldschool Kenyan song you could sing to save your life?
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I loved these
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George O'Malley
@SumeyaeventsPR
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Tony Stark 😞
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I hate anxiety
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This is so disheartening. Please #UoNHearUsOut
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Rona it's time to go We wanna see Sauti Sol live #MidnightTrain
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@magda_wamuyu When we were in first year my cucu's sister had a stroke. When we went to visit her, they gave me all the reports and scans to explain and they looked at me with such hope 😂 I mumbled something about MCA and that was that.
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This is so great
@Reuters
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Scotland to approve free sanitary products for all women
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Is it really gonna be December in 5 days? It's been such a long short year
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I just think it's so rude how when I spend money it actually gets deducted from my mpesa balance
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@Docmureithi
Marianne Mureithi
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@MKanabu MicroB coming up😎
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Sugar, spice and everything nice
@taytranadaa
Dolo ™️
4 years
What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.
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Doing the mechanics to see how to make all the leftover food fit in the fridge
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Lol we're referred to as 'Njeri big', 'Njeri small' etc
@miss_nyaruai
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 👸🏽
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Aki every kikuyu family has a Njeri 😂😂 whether it’s the mum, the cucu, a sister, a cousin, an aunty, a niece, a girlfriend, an in-law or something. Huwezi kosa a Njeri somewhere 😂
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This cold weather is kicking me in the ass-thma
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🇺🇸: data 🇰🇪: data
@sharisaconcept
🌻✨🌻 ShartheMilfyConquest
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🇺🇲: Biscuit 🇰🇪: Biskwit
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This thing of deciding what to cook and then having to cook it is a scam
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No one: Absolutely no one: Trump: Why don't we try injecting DISINFECTANT into people? 😂😂 Imagine going to hospital and being given IV jik 💀
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Me trying to figure out where my man got the audacity to cook nice food when I'm not there.
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This is a choking hazard😂😂
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Hold up😂😂 Hamko serious 😂 Ayo come look at this
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Look at this dude mansplaining about period apps to girls 🙄
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The nap during uni lectures hits different
The nap after uni lectures hits differently
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Modern family is so wholesome
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Can't believe we thought this panoramic would be over in 3 weeks 🤡
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When I tell you I dieddd 😂😂😂
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We in that Dec 26th-Jan 1st haze
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The choir
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11 year old me when Nickis verse on bed rock came on: Okay I get it lemme think I guess it's my turn
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A public holiday on a Saturday
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Am I horrible for laughing? Waah
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@SalyaChikitsa
Salya
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Med school students: we need a long holiday to relax College admin: waaah, sa mtaduu
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Chapo-smokies from klabu
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