@scottwestacre
Around the world, we watch and wait
To see the offspring of sweet eighty-eight
Poor sleep deprived Clay keeps us posted
While eighty-eight is just exhausted
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@InternetH0F
My mother was a huge baseball fan and every time they played John Fogerty's "Put Me in Coach" she would say I want that played at my funeral. So we had the pianist play an instrumental version and all of her baseball friends were delighted.
@Parkerlawyer
Thirty years ago I saw a lamp for sale that was very expensive and I thought I can't justify spending that amount for a lamp. I regret not buying it. I've never seen another one like it and I've looked.
@1stladycauthorn
First time they were caught on our property they were asked not to hunt there anymore. Second time they ran. Third time they pulled our posted signs down and left deer remains on top of them. Fourth time game warden was waiting.
@Dadsaysjokes
I had 8track and cassette tapes. Now I think cars should come with a senior package that includes cd players because I refuse to change again.