I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
—C.S. Lewis
Happy Easter, everyone.
Teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your sister’s! Did you just copy hers?”
Johnny replied, “No, ma’am, but it’s the same dog!”
Let's be clear. If you end up in hell for all eternity, it won't be because you have a tattoo, have a nose ring, because you drink beer or have an addiction/addictions, smoke cigarettes, because of who you love, or because you spent time in prison.
Teacher: "What is an island?"
Little Johnny: "A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side."
Teacher: "On one side?"
Little Johnny: "Yes, on top!"
Teacher: "Little Johnny, how do you spell "elephant"?"
Little Johnny: "E-L-E-F-A-N-T"
Teacher: "No Johnny, that in incorrect."
Johnny: "Maybe it is wrong Miss but you asked how I spell it."
Teacher: " If there are three birds on the fence and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny: "None". Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Johnny: " You don't know birds. If you shoot one, the other two will fly away"
🇺🇸MARK CUBAN DEFENDS TRUMP...
Has hell frozen over?
TED LEIU: "Trump claims he is a billionaire. But he can’t pay a $464 million judgment. That means he is lying. How do I know? Math."