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@Lwazikubeka
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3 years
Standing ovation for Carolina Taxi Association.
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All I ever read on these Gogos pages is “control this” “revenge this” “back to sender this” do initiation schools not teach kindness, patience and love? Or it’s just “kuzonyiwa Manala” Gogo Maweni
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@Lwazikubeka
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@LukanyoMngqolo Shuthi sikbuze sidakiwe 🙈
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4 years
Princess Charlene of Monaco seems to have been very well acquainted with the Zulu customs. Elegant and respectful. She was raised in South Africa after her family relocated from Zimbabwe. She is a former Olympic swimmer. Married to the Prince Albert II of Monaco. Samthandi❤️
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@AneleMda @WOOLWORTHS_SA It’s quality control. Probably bottled in batches they want to recall the batch so that nobody else goes through the same thing. Barcode will also track the supplier. It will make helping you faster.
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@LordVizo__ @Goosiame So he can basically make 200 in a day but cash in 2000?
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@HSHRAW I don’t know if it’s work ethic or education but as a SAn who’s worked with Zimbabweans I can attest they are above par both with problem solving and efficiency. Their math is great and their comprehension is very good.
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@SizweHosia Mina sengphilela abazali bami. They would perish if I die. Every minute “uright kodwa sisi” “ngizokufakela imadlana uyothenga okumnandi” lapho I’m 38.
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@lwaphesheya_k It might just end there so nje bajayva okwama last 🫣🫣
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@Thee_Cherri Well my nephew changed on me and I don’t know why. He doesn’t even FaceTime me anymore and when I do he says “but you called me yesterday” 😔😔😔
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@busimoleko @aktion_hank His baby kisses must stink
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@Karabo_Fothane @ThickLeeyonce You guys don’t read a thread the way you should 😭😭
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@Nontobe35486153 @_JayTee1_ But marrying cousins doubles the risk of children being born with physical and mental defects.
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@ChrisExcel102 Georgia Shekeshe is NOT white bakithi😮‍💨
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@blacktopsa @_JayTee1_ It’s happens in your family. Our cousins are our parents children. This is beyond disgusting 🤢
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@Ngxoli I think all of you need help. She speaks of your manic episodes and you say they are abusive. Posting all this on Twitter too. I wish healing on you all.
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@LungaShabalala @Nolo_Seabi Why do you non drinkers sound so much in your feels😳😳😳😳😳 it’s not that deep!!! Banjaloke abantu abangaphuzi. Bahlezi beserious. 😏😏😏
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@collen_sambo2 If the unemployed are trying, we should do everything to help.
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@DuduMatyila @akiMokoena7 @singitamalulek3 @LindiweAmaira I’m talking about a needle of blood drawn (visible dripping blood) vs salon tools. Looks like you don’t want to unlearn what you know so let’s leave it here.
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So we always see the same five cars at KONKA and unopened Ace of Spades. Seniyikhohliwe iTaboo ngyanibona
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@Mlu__N7 You are blessed if you’ve never left the need to take drugs or tried them for any reason. Thank the heavens
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@ZamakonkeK Yes my parents waited in those long registration queues, after that we had to go buy groceries and set up my room. My parents drove from KZN to Joburg to set me up in my apartment and see where I lived. Bless them 🥰
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@Nomagugu_xo The work short hours. They get a lot of holidays. There’s never a boring day with children, soze.
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@ZuluSweG Kwenzekani present kwenzenjani (happened)
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So candid how people think it’s alright to ruin another person’s life as revenge. Sorry to break it to you but usfumbu ubona uqhaqhazela 😰 What do they teach people there by Dlozi School kanti? Gogo Maweni
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@NMzozoyane @khvnyi Imagine my mother saying she loves me but hates being my mom 😭😭😭😭😭😭 you just like sounding smart kule app. Being a good parent is exactly what expresses the love one claims they have. A child will never feel loved hearing a mother say they hate being their parent.
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@LefaleK @AdvoBarryRoux This looks like daytime though
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@Petar_DRC @BronzeCandy @Anele Nothing. Another example of how our kids suffer the consequences of our actions. Let’s always remember that.
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@smoicles Maybe he is saying those who haven’t had higher education, can also make it in life if they work hard. Maybe he was trying to motivate them.
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@Thapelo86011147 Are white people now the benchmark of quality?
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@SpitchNzawumbi Very disgusting. At home we were taught never to tease or shame someone ngesici sakhe because we didn’t choose izici zethu.
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@News24 @News24_Business This headline is misleading KWV said it was a leadership transition. You guys are just gossip mongers
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this would be me, my siblings know. They’ll place me by the gate. #ZumaArrest
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Kanti why are people on this app so afraid of calling out white people for their horrific crimes against humanity? Nazi ukubukelana phansi #RIPAnele
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Steve Madden doesn’t care anymore
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@BALUCIAGA Go to Candi and Co. Whenever I unplait my hair I got there. Then go plait at my braider after. My hair is super healthy and hasn’t be relaxed in years.
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@Lwazikubeka
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@Paledian He deleted the post 🙈
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2 years
@Lindiwe_Sambo Those are people who don’t understand prayer. Who think prayer only works during the time of praying. So if I pray before I sleep my prayer won’t meaning anything by midnight?
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@matekihlabisa Right after “he taught us to be humble”😂
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@RealMrumaDrive I really don’t get why someone would tweet such a thing knowing very well how painful the history that led to that is. Haicha South Africans sometimes
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@Anele Seemingly parents are buying this for children. Something would seriously be wrong with me if I buy a child this.
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@Am_Blujay Can someone with knowledge on this please explain to me return on investment given that a cow can only birth 1 calf per pregnancy, with gestation length 9 mnths. Slaughtering for beef 16-18months. How do they make their money back with profit if it’s not money laundering?
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@mfazomnyama_ Yamsaba. She was the one explaining the whole apology and the apologizer just sat there making faces.
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@HSHRAW A counter question? I don’t know, I was just giving my opinion on Zimbabweans I have worked with in science. Maybe they can respond better if you post your question on the original tweet.
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@Azandamashenge We hear you, but my husband shouldn’t go out there telling strangers how I waited for him to date other women for five years until he finally gave up and came to me because those didn’t work. Don’t do that, it’s not nice.
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@mlota_azola Hawu bafwethu so thina who don’t starve don’t deserve good men? Aibandla
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@Nolwazii_K @magugwana23 You are Nolwazi K and I’m Nolwazi K. I love flowers
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@Anele @LouisVuitton replaced my earrings without a receipt because they have the purchase details on their system. They just punch in your number and all your purchase history is there. @Burberry at this day and age, seriously?
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@CoruscaKhaya @dee_eddi She did the same to @Blesskubeka and I at a dentist in Fourways. Wathi we are gossiping about her. We laughed so loud 😂😂😂😂😂
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@k9_reaper The best alarm we’ve ever invested in
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@MDNnewss PhD in a plastic pocket
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@MohauSam Shoes for my son.
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@uThembisa @n_makhubele Every single woman gets a discharge, keeps your vulva moist also keeps infections away clearing out unhealthy flora. There’s healthy and unhealthy discharge though. The one who never gets a discharge is the one who should seek medical intervention.
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@HSHRAW You see what I mean? The tweet spoke about their education and where they studied. Nothing about application of work. Why they don’t initiate opportunities. All those are counter questions. You can tweet a sub tweet to have them answered maybe.
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@Themb1 A mistake is mixing up numbers, saying 6 instead of 12. Not making them up. No one is even dead. Not one soul.
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@KayIgama @Selepetp @ChrisExcel102 Georgia is not white firstly. Secondly she wears wigs.
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I could never understand parents who let their children work with men alone in the name of talent and following their dreams. A parent should be present at all times. We sometimes fail our children 😭 #SurvivingRKelly
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@nksyzw @SizweDhlomo Even former President greets that way. Uzamani vele?
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My hair 😍😭
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@donkamzz You went to your notes and typed all of this just to respond to a tweet?😱😱
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@lwaphesheya_k Same with voting and patriotism. Civic education is gone gone. Khululeka taught me so much about governance and the state. surely made a lot of people know the importance of voting.
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@Henry67163944 @dk_dax I believe in God and therefor I believe that people can try to harm @us by summoning dark spirits that God always protects us from.
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@SpheDludla How do you insure a child’s life for R6mil. Doesn’t make sense to me, you are not financially dependent on the child. Their death doesn’t result in any loss of income (usually). Why do insurance companies do this?
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5 years
@MohauHlonyana Got these 3 months ago. Will start reading them next week.
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@soso_spayi It’s like a husband going on social media and telling everyone that he slept with over 200 women in his lifetime but that goodness he eventually settled with you. That’s his past right. Does it make it okay? To you the spouse?
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@SamkeloNgwekazi @floydlezinto I don’t get how so many fail to read that. Wow!
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@ms_tourist Wasn’t a permanent establishment. It was a pop up bar 😂😂 so maybe it opens on specific occasions, but Brutal Fruit specified it was a pop up.
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To me the doek is not big enough to symbolize horns #MadeInAfrica
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@RethaNtshinga Why would a trained metro cop just shoot a vehicle with blue lights?
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@dramadelinquent The lady who help people get jobs with better CVs. Siyabonga!
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@supreme1five Imagine saying see you later to your doctor. No ways.
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@dramadelinquent My sister sent her helper to varsity and she always comes back for holiday work. It’s really such a bitter sweet feeling 😫😍
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@sbongilengwane @Kels18Area I’m estates you are given a timeframe
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@TumiMmakgabo With a clip on sphandla. I was wonder why a sphandla for lobola but I thought they are rich probably did all ceremonies in one weekend.
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@SlayingGoliath They must just remove that relish sour thing that gives me heartburn.
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@AusBassie Apologise. Or immediately state your dissatisfaction. Don’t make excuses like “I’ll address it when we cool down”
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@MDNnewss Has passed on!!!! Not dead.
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Final year honours. Let me ignore all the noise and push. 📚
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@_mashesha No doctors are threatening to leave. That’s just media propaganda. Doctors will 1st of choose if they want to be part of NHI. 2ndly government will buy services from pvt doctors for the public. Why would they want to leave when they’ll get more business?
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@LMmamohau Killers have people often following the target. Sitting inside the restaurant like other patrons.
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@titusson_zealot @songwiqib @__Malebo @SANDILE_PANTHER They shouldn’t complain here. They should submit their complaints in writhing to the BCCSA.
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@Anele Ask the people who invited you as a panellist bakithi sisi
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Every time is see this young boy’s videos leading teams in song, I get all so fuzzy inside. His name is Matteo and he is the son of ex Cape Town City’s assistant-coach Vasili Manousakis.
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@stonezn @Am_Blujay It wasn’t the picture. Dr Nandipha’s brother blew the whistle and later this picture surfaced.
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@spicebae_ Such a rude child. No manners. Has no regard for adults.
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@ZANewsFlash She was an ambassador to the Czech Republic I guess she didn’t like it.
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@DrMkhize4 And our government healthcare is top tier when is come to that and HIV care. Kumele wazi umuntu kodwa, uzongena uphume.
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@Nolwazii_K South Africans do everything nge fashion not nge passion. Hype iphelile
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