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Dying at the Javits center would be the 2nd worst experience I had there.
Coronavirus News: Javits Center expected to open as field hospital on Monday
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Yes u should get vaccines. And so what if that makes your kid artistic. That don't always mean he's gay.
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I disagree w those boycotting inauguration. Many from the past fought and sacrificed to see 3 doors down live.
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Meeting the BF’s fam today they asked me to prepare a roast. So far I have jokes about his mothers weight and sisters obvious weave. Any other ideas? All I have is FB photos
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Remembering a hero..
A Woman Chugged an Entire Bottle of Cognac Rather than Give It to Airport Security
http://t.co/F2ZaXUXTTy
http://t.co/5VFLVJRUWQ
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They obviously wanted to silence him so he could not say what he knows. Very scary and sad
Elmer Boyd, last Dallas detective to investigate JFK assassination, took Lee Harvey Oswald into custody, dead at 96
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first interesting thing that happened on that show..
Jimmy Fallon tested positive for coronavirus during 'Tonight Show' break
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Anyone else see parallels w the Meghan Markle stuff and Netflix the Crown. Many characters even have the same names
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Thought this cute guy ghosted me on text. Now I find out he got shot last month he really is a ghost lmao
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Just writing a book or song or painting doesn’t make u a artist. You also need to wear a beret hat at all times
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So Taylor Swift is Democrat and Kanye MAGA? Either I need to be drinking more whiskey or less.
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Taylor’s life spun out of control. She even subscribed to Paramount Plus and never started watching.
Taylor Swift says she ‘was a functioning alcoholic’ in new ‘TTPD’ song ‘Fortnight’
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Olympics closing ceremony will have interpretive dance of Ryan Lochte story.
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hope Weinstein and Cosby molest each other in a cell while Morgan Freeman narrates.
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Who is this Lindsey Graham from what I read I don’t like her at all.
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Call me traditional but I try not to have more then 6 boyfriends at once.
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so we basically have no government now so let’s party and get retardy.
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If climate change is a hoax why am I naked in front of the AC in autumn.
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Remember u never know the struggles others are hiding. so many ways to mock them that haven’t been discovered
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Omg that’s a cursed role! Same thing happened last guy. Very scary and sad.
‘Harry Potter’ star Michael Gambon has passed away at the age of 82.
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My sister put me in charge of thanksgiving decorations. Thinking of going w a lesbian porn theme.
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Listening to the Britney’s song Circus and thinking about how her life has in many ways been a circus. Not sure if anyone has made that link
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its getting crazy at Womens march NYC. A group of girls just got arrested for blocking traffic by tying their fallopian tubes together.
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Think I have trouble saying no. I pocket dialed an Uber and now I’m in Utah.
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Feels good getting financially stable. Just paid off my ringtone debt took 10 years.
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I need to stop doing Parkour thru my house. This Ikea furniture can't handle me.
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I wouldn't want the ability to read minds. I don't even like when people tell me what they think.
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A new Gentleman club is opening in my hood. Finally a place to meet men w manners.
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Remember when Lady Gaga sang “Just Dance”? Back then I didn’t realize we were signing a lifetime lease w the bitch.
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Please give to my GoFundMe page to pay legal fees for my fraudulent GoFundMe page.
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I would definitely do the long jump but just the part where u get to lay in the sand at the end.
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I never said u were a bitch. I texted it and posted on FB but that's not the same thing.
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So those FB quizzes were just stealing my info? I thought those companys really cared which Teletubbie I would have kids with.
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Why is your wedding song "I dreamed a dream" from Les Miz? Isn't that where she cuts her hair and gets syphilis?
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My hippie friends from college invited me to see fish 2nite. Didn't even realize the aquarium was open this late on Sunday.
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Workout goal - to look like a skinny bitch who had a bad couple months.
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One hard part about Halloween wknd is u can't tell if people are dressed up or just from New Jersey.
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Doing pretty good at the Hillary phone bank. Already sold 3 phones at $10 each.
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I don't care how he dresses I'm still calling him Bruce. Sorry Batman.
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For Earth Day I baked the Earth a cake and threw it in the woods.
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Doing what I can to stop my little niece from vaping. Bought her this pack of cigarettes cause it’s that serious.
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I hate when rappers start spelling cause then u have to pause the song and get a pen.
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Last night I dreamed I was in Trader Joes w a shopping cart full of wine. Then I woke up and drank half a bottle before work. Strange when the spiritual and real world collide.
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I wrote that stupid joke during the most boring work meeting ever. Thank u 4 all the love.
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Hopefully those racist statues get replace by somebody positive. Do u guys think young middle or current Britney.
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Killing a bird is 1 of the worst things u can do to a bird.
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Need to win this ugly Christmas sweater contest at work. Stapled pics of the ugliest people in the office just to make sure.
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Nothing grosser then finding a used condom in front of your building. Then realizing it tastes like your boyfriend. No trust left.
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Your little brat son should learn how to accept gifts. This is a Princess diaries DVD. Limit edition w Anne Hardaway commentating.
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Can’t wait to be out again at the bars parks and clubs looking at my phone.
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On behalf of the Jenkins fam I apologize for my sisters actions. She posted the Pride rainbow flag but not the Trans or bi one. She’s a disgusting bigot and always has been
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nobody for president 2020 if we all work together we could make this happen.
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Disgracefull how people try to make $$ selling 9/11 merchandise. I wrote about this in my book now available on amazon.
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Looking for an aggressive travel site that will just send me places without asking.
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Women need to support each other these days. Thats why the girls at this Womens march need to stop talking to the cute guys I'm talking to. Back off ho.
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So sad was 1 of the easiest places to steal from. Anyone know what happened?
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Love the new Nike for Teens slogan "I said I'm doing it shut up"
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I failed my road test again today because the tester was a complete racist. And so was the man I hit in the crosswalk.
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I don't like people saying I ran away from a fight. Maybe I was late to another fight.
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I’m all about art therapy. I always feel better after throwing crayons and scissors at people.
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Stop saying I'm picky. A man w the wrong time on his microwave will never get anything right.
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Love Lizzo but this was a totally retraded move on her part. Change the song
Lizzo faces backlash from fans for using an “ableist slur” in new single “Grrrls.”
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Who won the Super Bowl? Me when everybody gets the fuck out my house.
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Finally met a cute decent man. after 2 dates he’s already talking about leaving his wife and family. Fingers crossed could be the 1!!
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Just got kicked out of a supermarket while WEARING a facemask. Evidently u have to wear other clothes too! Sign of the times.
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Best coworkers ever! They chipped in and got me a trip around the world w stops in Wuhan Korea Rome and Seattle. And I thought they forgot my half bday!
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Glad theater community is coming against guns. After what happened to Lincoln a few years back.
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Boycotting any business that makes my cousin work on Christmas day. Never shopping at Brookhaven hospital again.
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Schools these days aren't teaching skills necessary for life. Many kids cant even make a soccer ball from scratch and sew it.
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Reading about life during the Great depression. Many were so poor they couldn't even afford Gender reveal parties.
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Not impress at all he made it sideways
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Mad at my new boyfriend for taking so long to text back. I don't care if your doing heart surgery what about my heart.
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Was fun hosting poor friends without cable now it’s time for the Game of Leave my home.
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1 day I'll find a man who loves me as much as Kanye loves Kanye.
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Caitlyn Jenner looks amazing. That kind of body after 6 kids? You're doin it.
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Smoking weed. Catching up on Jeopardy. Texting everybody telling them what they should change in their life.
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We just lost John Glenn. In many ways he was the Beyoncé of space. Very sad.
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Only half?? Lazy!
I had brain surgery 2 months ago and now I’m running the NYC Half Marathon — anything is possible
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Thought of everything for my eclipse party. I got Sun chips Sunkist soda and cocaine.
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Fireworks always remind me of the first boyfriend I lit on fire.
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Don't u hate when u go to the store and think u bought organic vegetables but turns out they're just regular donuts.
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Amazonesia - When u get home and see a package but have no idea what u ordered just 2 days ago.
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Pranking on April Fools shows u care. I just switched my grandmas blood pressure pills with Molly.
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Trying a new position where he walks on my back while I order advil on Amazon.
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Very upset because I was gonna take my kids on vacation to Houston. Now I don't even think I want kids.
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So the solution to my love probs is to stop dating guys altogether?? I swear my husband gives the worst advice.
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