Monarch of Melanin π―π
@Luv_My_Blkwomen
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Naturally Dope By Just Being Me. Here For the Love of Blk Ppls. βπΎ Original page hacked @11k π #FollowMe #FlyEaglesFly π #AllBlack
Everywhere I Wanna Be! π
Joined October 2021
They using my old account to find sugar babies and scam in the DM! WTF! π€ Ayooo @Twitter get my account back to me! ASAP!
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SPOILING A WOMAN DONβT ALWAYS INCLUDE MONEY!.
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Black people. If you woke up white, name one thing you would do that day? π€π€£.
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A nice smelling cologne will get a woman's attention before that Gucci belt will. IJSβ¦.
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Can you live comfortably off $3000 a month after tax? π€.
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Why do some jobs think pizza fix everything!?! Muthaf*cka the staff want a raise not 2 slices!! ππ€π π€£.
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Once your mother passes away, some of these holiday don't feel the same.
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I LOVE SEEING THOSE Stuck Up Chicks from High School Built Like Deep Freezers Now. π―π₯°π.
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And then there was Jenesis. In the beginning. That's it. that's the tweet! β€οΈπ¦
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Ayooo. Yβall ever been hella cool wit a mf and didn't know their mf name.π€¦πΎββοΈπ€·πΎββοΈππ.
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We are living in a time where intelligent people are asked to be silent, so stupid people won't be offended.
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I still blast 90's & 2000's Hip Hop like it just dropped. It's A Forever Vibe! π―.
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24/7/365 π―βπΎπͺπΎπβπΎβ€οΈ
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One of the young men who I mentored 5 yrs ago is now 18. Saw me today during my lunch. He told me I saved him. π.
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Dating now a days. is like trusting a Public Defender. ππ€¦πΎββοΈπ.
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Say a prayer for me. This is the first Christmas without my moms. ππ.
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Why am I just noticing out Craig's gf was cheating, too!?! π€¦πΎββοΈππ€£π
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I had just put $20 in my tank, and my truck did the Jadakiss laugh. πππ€¦πΎββοΈ.
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Ayooo. yβall ever had to pull over to reply to a text because they had you fuked up! ππ π€£.
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It just cost me $115 to fill upβ¦ if I pull up on you we married. π―π.
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Me: My family like Banana Pudding. Her: Good, I'll make 2 Banana Pudding Cheesecakes. π³β€οΈπ―
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Donβt disrespect quiet people. You gonna find out why we keep the volume down. ππ€£π―.
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Just because ya π± wet doesn't mean itβs good. Trash bags leak too! πππ.
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Cheating on someone you don't want to Iose, with someone you don't want to keep. Is calIed what?.π€¨π€.
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Now that the R.Kelly shit has hit the fan, when is βSurviving the Catholic Churchβ coming out? π€π€ππ.
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If your ex-man hurt you, don't tweet all men ain't shit. Tweet "Raheem who lives on Lost Hope Rd, with 3 kids ain't shit." Leave ALL of us other Men out of it! ππ€£.
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Buying your man a PS5, knowing he need a Leapfrog is crazy to me. ππ.
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Submission is an act in response to being loved. properly.
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These Black Friday Sales Not Black Enough For Me. π©.
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Can a busy work schedule mess up a realtionship?.
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I be giving relationship advice with not one successful relationship under my belt. π€¦πΎββοΈππ€·πΎββοΈπ©π.
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I set up a first date to go to the gymβ¦ this woman never showed up. This is when I knew we werenβt going to work out. π€·πΎββοΈπ.
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@FineAmazonFem @YOOitsmerr @sheeshshan Well that first push needed to be more accurate! πππ.
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I told her if beauty was a crime, sheβd be innocent. She replied βAwww thank you sweetheartβ. π₯΄π€£.
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I bought a phone charger from the Dollar Tree. Mann. I think that MF changed my number! π π.
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I'm not dating again til GOD himself comes sit next to me & say "my homegirl wanna get with you". π―ππ€£.
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How can you do 25 to Life for the homies. but won't do a 9 to 5 for your kids. ?!? π€π.
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What killed your feelings for someone you were once madly In love with? ππ€.
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Ayoo. Stop assuming you super fine cause some Dudes only wanna have sex with you. Ms. Ceily had kids too! π€·πΎββοΈπ€£π.
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I got a question. Do anybody use an Iron anymore?? Some people look like they slept in their clothes. π€·πΎββοΈπ.
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It includes time, attention, being there emotionally, physically, and mentally! The Money comes and goes but how you make HER feel is forever!! π―.
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If a man LOVES you. He going to move different ON HIS OWN YOU DON'T gotta coach him. π― π.
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Have you ever paused mid text. to think why am I even entertaining this bs!?! π.
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If your credit score 292, what can you get from this Mercedes dealership? π§.
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All the meats were gone in the store, but not the seasonings. It's clear who was panicking. π₯΄πππ.
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Mannn. These NYC potholes will change the radio station & unlock your doors! π―ππ.
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I think she needs new tires. π«π€£
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If you're singing a solo in Black church and somebody yells. "TAKE YA TIME" that means you are a lil off-key. π€ π₯΄π.
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People who sleep with socks on, please explain yourselves? π€π€£.
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If we ever in a βdonβt laughβ situation please do NOT ever look over at me. π₯΄.
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Ya'll ever look in your DMs and just get disappointed at who you attract? π€¦πΎββοΈπ₯΄πππ.
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A good man becomes a better man when the right woman is by his side.
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Is there anything wrong in taking a good woman from an ungrateful, careless man?.
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Sex has became a mental thing for me, I can't even get horny if we not vibing right. π―.
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TEA CUP YORKIE FOR SALE. Just need shots β
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Mannn. You drop a co-worker off at home ONE TIME, and they are walking to the passenger side of your car every day. ππ€¦πΎββοΈπ.
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Yβall ever met somebody that wears glasses and still can't f*ckin see?!? π€ ππ.
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How are the ladies with jobs doing today? π.
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Family Support is a must! π―ππ.
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My Soulmate Must Be Blind Or Somethin, Bae If You Out There Rub The Screen π«ΆπΎβ β β β β β §β β β ½.
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Iβm not embarrassed about anything I went through, What may be βteaβ to you is a testimony for me. If youβre gonna talk about what broke me, invite me to the table so I can tell you what God did with the pieces. π―π.
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You ever took a ride with someone and feared for your life the whole ride? π.
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When I tweet bout MY Momma itβs not to get SYMPATHY. It is to keep her memory alive. #RIPMomπ.
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According to my December budget, everyone is getting a hug for Christmas. π€·πΎββοΈπ.
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If we dating and I put this π under yo post that means you pushing it. πππ―.
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Lack of great sex will have you mad at stupid shit, like why is there glass in this window. π€¦πΎββοΈππ.
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Single unappreciated good women. What are y'all doing right now? πππ₯Ή.
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ONLY A WOMAN OF COLOR. Can work full time while finishing school, raising respectful & intelligent children, be active in the PTA and still slap the taste out your mouth and make it all seem effortless!! π―πβ€οΈβπΎ.
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They should make clothes that change colors when you are musty. π€’π©ππ.
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I'll go first. Escorted off the premises! ππΎπ€£ππ.
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I have lived my life this year in 5G. God, Gratitude, Growth, Giving, and Grace. π―ππΎ.
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Dear White People, .Black people are ONLY celebrating a day off or double time. Just so yβall know! π―βπΎπ.
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I have two interviews for 6 figure positions today and tomorrow. Pray for ya Boi! ππΎπ€πΎ #InNeedOfABlessing.
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Serious question. What makes some black people not support black businesses??.
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This woman just said "Q as in cucumber". I'm finna just fully focus on my damn self! π―π€π€¦πΎββοΈπππ€£ #TheSagaContinues.
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Browning these oxtails because it's about to go down! π
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Every Day Is Black History! π―βπ½π
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Good morning, fam! This WHOLE.TL is going to SUCCEED. I speak that positive energy into our lives.
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Yβall fina be in the gym next week in them people way. ππ©ππ.
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Some Black People will wear a Family Reunion Shirt until it says. " HE CKSON FAM Y ".
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I had cooked shrimp, salmon and asparagus, and the look in her eyes was worth it. ππ #ICantWaitToBeHerDessert π
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Are we last-minute Christmas shopping or wrapping and bagging gifts today?.
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What is the dumbest way youβve been injured?.This should be entertaining. ππ€π₯΄.
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Yesterday, my ex was tryna flirt wit me like we ain't related to the same child. Chill out cuzzo. ππ«£ππ€£.
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White people when they get home: Hey my little sweet angels. π.Black folk: Who the hell shoes is these in my mf'n liimmroom. ππ
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Yβall be sending βGMβ text to ppl that got smashed last night by someone else. π€£π€£.
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When I send you βπͺ β Just Know Iβm Bout To Bring Up Some Old Shit. ππ€£.
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If you drink a gallon of water daily, you won't have time for ppls drama b/c youβll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends. π―π.
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Once I realize I am sharing you, I'll just bounce, I want a soulmate, not a hotspot. ππ‘.
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