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Discovered that my bro (7) has been charging his friends to ride his bike k5 per person, k20 if you want to ride from your place 😂 this boy has been having money but ine I thought it's from his chores. My mom is livid, my dad just said son this is your 1st business, I'm proud😂
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6 missed calls from the nanny and I panicked. Called back quickly only for her to say "umwana alelanda ati I'm starving kuchitashani?"
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Forgot my purse at home and only noticed when it was time to pay...conductor was livid, said "Cinderella kulomba fye nga tamukwete noti my purse my purse " 😭😂
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I've Never understood how guys in town will come to you with k275 perfume and then reduce it to k30.
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Is it normal for somebody to come back ati they want their documents back because they were not called for interviews?🤔🤔
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Conductor called out my stop multiple times and everyone was quiet until I timidly said "ndeshala". When the bus stopped at my stop, 6 people got off... The hell?? 🤷🏽♀️
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This guy pursued me for 8 years and never got a chance, didn't this guy go and marry someone else... When men hurt you they make sure.
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My mum opened a restaurant today, so for now, its just me and her cooking and everything... All I can say is, cooking is an art and chefs should be respected...
Oh also, if you're in kalulushi, kalengwa south, feel free to come have a meal with us💃💃
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Posted on my WhatsApp that I'm going to Sampa's show and I've been receiving texts ati iwe this girl is in illuminati she's a satanist... Okay😅
So this what they mean when they say work hard until they call you a satanist... I see.
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In kitwe you will hear at least 8 insults before you get to where you're going and it doesn't matter what time of the day it is.
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Mum left home in the morning before 9, it's now 5pm and she's not back... This girl, How many times will I talk 🤦
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Last weekend ku plantation 😊
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Can I see your black and white picture?🥺❤🤲
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Somebody asked me to pay K15 pin to get a job that pays k5000😭😭 Am I mad?
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There is absolutely no reason to look at me like that We all know why my clothes are wrinkled.
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I told the hairdresser what I wanted and after combing she was like "that's just the hairstyle you want? because I'm looking at the forehead..." 😭😭 the forehead whati?
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Katwishi nga ni road rage iyi😭 we are driving to town in peace with some nice jazz playing... random driver coming from the opp direction just to shout ati your car is not even nice😭😭😭
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I may have shed a tear or two, almost died even just to have this done, I finally did that and I'm proud of myself 🥺
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Sex ruins relationships
What dating/relationship opinion will have you like this???
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I want a husband, I have failed to live this life of getting back home at 8pm after a long 11hr work day to start cooking from scratch on a brazier. 😔
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If your friend's man Dms you asking for airtime is it to tell your friend or just secretly send?
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Burna boy looks like He really really enjoys making music for us.. 💃bless that soul.
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So I realised how uncomfortable I feel without makeup or a wig, started feeling like I am only beautiful with some makeup on, Sigh I feel like its time I started rebuilding my confidence around that.
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I have a farm available and some ideas, Anybody want to work with me?
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This woman is telling the conductor to stop calling out for people to board the bus because He's making noise she's even upset...ah mu station?🤣🤣 ati kapundile uko🤣😭 everything in this land shocks me.
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Niggas will get a haircut and moisturise their lips na vaseline and then forget they have a home... busy gallivanting around the town. Tsk
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He's fighting for a ban on alcohol and y'all calling him Johnie Walker? Ah😂😂😂
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This man at work was saying He went out with the boys and they were all being cute and sweet checking on their wives...He decided to call his wife and be cute like "Hi babe, I miss you, how'sit going there?" ati the wife just said "ninshi? muli namaule?" 😭
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So I was saying "money, big big money" while steaming... Just in case...
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Umwaume temunobe muleseka nabo bwino... Home girl got a call ati He's getting his tooth pulled out so He won't be able to talk for some hours ...what?😭🤣
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You only think they sin the most because your expectations are too high... We are people just like you...
I never thought i would say this but i think Pastors children sin the most. Fear them.😕🙄😣
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You've clearly seen that I'm going to work but you want to sell me a white chicken.. and then?
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My babysitter (Dad) just told me he has gone with April to attend isambo yamfwa... Mwebantu 😭💀
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I got my balloons 🥰💃💃 what a year! So much has gone down...I count it all a blessing 🙌 🤩
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What's so hard for men to understand "it would be nice if I had some ice cream" means hey, please buy me some ice cream. 🤷🤷😭 Where's the confusion 🤷
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I was just telling my friend that I got out of bed at 6:15 & managed to leave the house by 6:50, He says "why are you saying it like its some special thing that doesn't normally happen and I should react with shock?" 🤣 🤷♀️🤦♀️ then I remembered men really do everything in 10min🤦♀️😩
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I don't have a car but does anyone have a picture of a flat tire? Hurry it's urgent😭😭
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I came back home this morning and yelled "I'm back suckers!!"...and then I realised my parents were right in the sitting room with a couple of their mates... I'm still embarrassed💀
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Today I'm bathing cold water thanks to Zesco, if you don't see a tweet from me in the next hour ninshi kumbo takuya babwela😭
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So all of you are telling me there isn't vacancies at your jobs? Not even a connection? Samweni
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@thisgirlreigns
@thatNifegirl
@ericalova
@oluwapelumi_ii
Sometimes I think it's important to say those things so that there isn't any surprises and people can get extra information on how to take care of their bodies.
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While we are still on this topic, a bride kuno collected part of her lobola and chowed it. Her parents can't believe it😭😂😂
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Aikala sana peaceful Jah man let me ask him if He'd move on if I died.
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Cars at the taxi rank in Mindolo are wild, how are they even allowed to operate, this one time I got a taxi where the hand break is for holding. The driver asks a passenger that knows how to drive and then he sits in the middle holding the hand break while the passenger drives.
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Teach a guy kaonde
She was supposed to get me her friend to teach me Chinese…
She later decided to teach me Chinese herself …
I am still learning the Chinese…🙃🙃🫣🫣
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The way my mom takes a U turn when she sees my sister's husband 🤣🤣🤣
This sign of respect between in-laws remains undefeated. 😂
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You'd be shocked that Will Smith possibly found out he's been divorced at the same time we did.
Jada Pinkett Smith says her and Will Smith have been separated since 2016 👀😳
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When you gain weight but your stomach is in the lead. Conductor asked me ati alishani umwana mumala😫
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Left k50 change ku bus yesterday, my heart is still paining. I even had a nightmare.
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Nobody ever died because they didn't marry in this life... Let people live their lives.
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Towela should stop trying to make us dance... soul and rnb is would be nice... make us cry, make us reminisce, lift our spirits, bless us we been ready.
Unpopular Zambian music opinions that would get you in this position?
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Connect me to any side hustle. I'm open to working with people for an extra kwacha.
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Okay how rich do you have to be to invest in stocks/bonds? Most importantly, what are they really? 😭
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Like the Zambian uncles would say "tomfwa Kachinga ai"
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Nice...
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Baby class needing 9 books is crazy to me... what are they learning?🤣🤣 how to ask why 8 times?😭
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Merry Christmas to you and yours... I wish you smiles and lots of Joy all day
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I'm not trying to be funny or anything but I have a ask... kwaliba Jila ya k15pin? 😭
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"Just say if you want a salary increment not nga mwaumfwa insala you start eating lozenges mu pharmacy" No my boss needs to apologise 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My little brother asked me where my baby came from, and I without hesitation told him from the baby store. This boy said "hmmmmmmm your water broke"
😭😭😭😂😂😂
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Apa mfikile mu love? There's nothing you can tell me tapali advice mwinga mpela...🤣
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You get home after 19:30 ati angula chibwabwa upale na yalelo? Hmm you guys.
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Somebody just grabbed my boob in broad day light...and I asked him why and he said "are you not a woman?".. And then threatened to beat me...I don't know what I'm more afraid of now, men or moving alone..😭😭😭😭
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I had my first sit-down yesterday by a woman from the neighborhood talking about you're grown what's happening concerning marriage, I'm worried. The urgency her calls came with? Unbelievable.
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Any mistake reading this ninshi waya ku hell😭
Mweba tambako mpali has this lady Tionenji ever spoken an English sentence before? 🤔 I would Love to hear an eng.. accent
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I look like a man on my voter's card, na NRC yawamapo😅. What's wrong with the camera they use? 😒😒
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Otherwise the Txn ID: I received yesterday boosted my immune system...naunfwako bwino...
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