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The only thing I influence is bad behavior
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Good morning!!! No filters, full body AND I’m in a dress!!! LETS GO!!! ☀️
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My grandma just recovered from covid and today we found out she’s clear of cancer!!! Fuck yes!!!
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No way this top is holding my boobs today… one wave away from turning this into a nude beach 🌊
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I stopped filtering my face a bit ago and it’s so fucking nice .. enjoy the raw 💙
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Yes most of my pics are filtered… yes I’ve gained weight.. yes I have dark spots on my face and most importantly, No, I don’t care.. I’m fucking amazing .. enjoy my unfiltered but showered face fuckers
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I’m gonna start a cult.. not the weird kind with Kool-aid… a fun one with booze and plants and the beach..
You in?
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I see your Jesus tweet and I give you my summer tits .. because, balance
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Took a pic to monitor my dark spots.. not great .. still won’t filter my face
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I was promised dick pics when I signed up for Twitter... Where the fuck are they???
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Saying fuck the filters and makeup and drinking another beer .. my real hot mess self 😬
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Naked tanning in the sun lasted 10 min.. these virgin nips and ass need some gradual therapy 🤣
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I know what I’m getting for Christmas
Drunk
I’m getting drunk
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Best thing about being 4’11”... I can stretch out in the school pick up line 😁 🙌🏼
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It’s not necessary to DM me about my boobs; I already know they’re great
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I hate it when Twitter asks me if I want to see sensitive content that may be offensive... of course I do, thats what I’m here for
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Who still remembers their home phone number from childhood? 🙋🏼♀️
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How many of you could hand your phone over to your person right now and not panic??
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Imagine finding ‘the one’ and finding out they watch NASCAR
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Me: Fuck this... jobs are for peasants
Also Me: .... Goes back to work b/c being poor sucks 🙄
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Someone that I’ve followed for a while now just asked me ‘do you really look like that’
Me: fuck no.. filters
Unfiltered and filtered.. who really fucking cares.. you won’t ever meet me anyways
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All black and cheetah heels. Getting ready to be my friend’s hair model for a competition 😆
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Drunk me, mom me and work me are 3 very different people.. gotta know who you’re dealing with
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I just read that the average person only has sex 103 times a year and thats the saddest shit ever
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Fuck a sugar daddy.. y’all need to focus on the salty daddy.. the one that does yard shit, gets dirty and you can taste the salt in his sweat.. you know, manly shit
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I still remember giving my grandpa back rubs for pancakes.. raising me when my mom couldn’t.. and playing with his prized baseball card collection.. and pulling the pinstripes of their new car.. he was mad then but loved me always. The world lost a damn good man today
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Real life .. sitting by the pool with with beer, sun spots and zero fucks 🤣
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I showered and told him ‘I’m all clean, everything is open for business except my asshole’ 🤣
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I’m 40, I’ve been trying to recover from my midday nap for an hour now
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Ignore my face .. I PASSED the SIE today 🙌🏼 fuck yes… margarita time!!
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Don’t put a hickey on my neck.. put that shit on my inner thigh 😏
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I don’t need you sending me a fucking DM telling me I say fuck too much.. I’m not here for you, you fucking fuck.. fuck off fucker.. 🙄
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Teach your boys that cooking and cleaning are life skills, not gender roles 🙌🏼
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Yall!!!! I saw my friend’s car at the grocery store so I went inside and found her immediately… snuck up behind her and smacked her ass real hard… she turns around and IT’S NOT MY FRIEND!!! .. I’ll go over here and die now 🤣 💀
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My hair is super straight so I like these air dried subtle waves before bed
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DMV, sick little and then working late... I need silence ... shhhhhhhh
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The rare unfiltered photo... now to get booze and trash my liver 😆
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Yes I have wine while I take my little trick or treating b/c I’m classy like that 🍷
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I’m starting a cult.. it requires alcohol, card games, pool tanning and puppies
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Can we just agree to stop with political Twitter and get back to our raunchy shenanigans again?
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I say all kinds of dumb shit on here... stop taking everything so damn seriously... you do you, I’ll do me
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When you realize a porn account retweeted your face between a bunch of jizz, ass and cum shots ... ewww.. just ewww
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To curl or not to curl??? It’s important.. I don’t need Texas Roadhouse fucking up my dinner 😆
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Today makes 6 years since I lost my dad... I’ll be drowning my feelings in wine tonight *sigh*
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