@Argyle Rubbish, could only get the all blacks to second in the RWC

@JeromeChandra Trying to win back the Otaki electorate, innit

@pineynz Honestly thought cleberson was more than three appearances. Still, club legends the lot of them

@TheWiggles We want to drink the cranberry juice we want to drink it now

@mintyhiggins Don’t know if you’ve watched Ted lasso, but he had a Hank

@mintyhiggins Sadly we don’t even have a Hank any more 😢

@mintyhiggins What a couple of good bois

@HdizzyDizzle @JeromeChandra @NewWorld Just wait til you hear our song about the Comedyhub for Palmy Festival

@SkipMccabe @StereoIncognito I mean poor photoshops to try and imply sexual impropriety and gender based slurs such as ‘whore’. But you go ahead telling yourself it’s ok when you do it because you’re the good guys

New year, same misogynistic bullshit in the cesspit of NZ politics Twitter

@NZNationalParty Like, in each class? Or just combined between all the classes in the school?

Is my Twitter just being fucked or has that wanker taken away the search function if you do t pay for a blue tick? Both equally possible options

@TheRealALM Gotta tap in ‘em all

@NZNationalParty Spell cat

@fossilfuelfade @M1D3V @TheRealALM Jiang ‘John’ Chen

Love it that we live in a country where ‘people sit in the wrong seats at 50Cent concert’ is considered legitimate front page news

‘Chris wood has scored the same number of EPL goals as Beckham’ is the new ‘The All Whites were the only unbeaten team at the 2010 world cup’