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There’s the players you have to build around for the 2026 World Cup. You forget how young a lot of the squad is. Future is very bright 🌟
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Sky Sports ran a Super Sunday for the title race and ended up with this 🤣
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The speed in which Wharton passes a ball forward with ease first time is ridiculous btw he is so so good
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Aston Villa are currently taking the piss out of this transfer window, especially for a club who were on the edge of PSR issues.
🚨 Douglas Luiz to Juventus, Iling Jr and Enzo Barrenechea to Aston Villa — here we go!
Verbal agreement reached between Juve and Villa for the swap deal.
🇧🇷 Douglas Luiz to Juve. ⚪️⚫️
🏴 Samuel Iling Jr to Villa. 🟣🔵
🇦🇷 Enzo Barrenechea to Villa. 🟣🔵
↪️ €28m fee to
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Jean-Philippe Mateta is the first player since Mark Bright to score in 4 consecutive home games
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7 to be dropped should be:
Trafford
Quansah
Dunk
Jones
Maddison
Toney
Shaw
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@Como_1907
Oh wow Como, everyone was rooting for you in Serie A this season, but now I hope you get relegated
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If Zaha does stay and it’s £200k, then it’s only £70k above what he’s on now.
Milivojevic, who is leaving this summer is apparently on £75k this season.
Stop acting like keeping Zaha on means we can’t spend any money this summer. It would be more expensive to replace him
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It will most likely be Marc Guehi’s last game for Crystal Palace this weekend.
Absolute Rolls Royce of a defender and one of the best I have seen in the Red and Blue. Will be massively missed but was always destined for the top.
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Eberechi Eze has been used as a defender more than Lewis Dunk during the Euro’s 😭
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Non-Palace fans are all talking about how exciting our squad is, but they always forget Cheick Doucoure - can’t wait to see him back on the pitch
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Every Crystal Palace player’s best game during the 2023/24 Premier League Season.
A thread 🧵
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304 Appearances.🧢
26,407 Minutes Played. ⏰
5 Goals. ⚽️
10 Assists. 🎯
Only Cost £400k. 💰
One Promotion. 🏆
2 Playoff Goal Line Clearances. 🥅
59 Premier League Clean Sheets. ⛔️
Captain. 👏
Joel Ward 🤝 Legend
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This Spanish pundit singing “Hey Jude” in front of his Barcelona fan co-worker is exactly what you need to watch on a Sunday morning
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This is the first time ever that Crystal Palace are undefeated in both Manchester and Liverpool in the Premier League in the same season
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🎶 The Pride Of South London🎶
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I give it 6 months until people start saying he’s one of the best RW’s in Europe
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Surely some of the star players at Palace are wondering what they could achieve next season if they stayed and Parish backed Glasner 👀
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Bottom half Premier League Team of the Season - thoughts? 👀
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Whatever you think of Just Stop Oil, 4-5 years prison sentence for protesting is absolutely mental
🚨 BREAKING: THE WHOLE TRUTH FIVE IMPRISONED FOR 4-5 YEARS
⛓️ Lucia, Cressie, Louise and Daniel have received 4 year prison sentences today, whilst Roger has received 5 years.
➡️ Stop jailing those telling the truth. Sign the petition —
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Today, Premier League football says goodbye to a proper legend, a footballing man who was great at advising academy players and was loved by all. No, not Jurgen Klopp, Jairo Riedewald of course!
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I don’t believe any other footballer could successfully attempt this touch and follow it with keepy uppies in a Premier League like Eberechi Eze did
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Spend your Sunday evening watching 2 minutes of Joel Ward pocketing Marcus Rashford yesterday
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Last four games my mum has been to at Selhurst Park.
Crystal Palace 4-0 Everton ✅
Crystal Palace 4-3 West Ham ✅
Crystal Palace 3-0 Burnley ✅
Crystal Palace 5-2 West Ham ✅
Extra Lucky charm 🍀
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At Stuttgart, Ahamada didn’t play a single game on the wing. At Crystal Palace he has predominantly played on the right wing, sometimes even on the left.
We signed a central midfielder, but don’t worry, Oliver Glasner will put things right 🔥
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Michail Antonio on trying to get Eze booked for taking his shirt off to sort out his under armour.
His latest podcast - this is so embarrassing 🤣😭
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Never forget there was people out there saying that Emile Smith Rowe was better than Eberechi Eze
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Honestly wouldn’t mind not signing a midfielder as much if Vieira would pick Will Hughes over Luka Milivojevic when he does his first sub. Hughes is so underrated and can play CDM or CM
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This is our goal of the season, ridiculous and look how many first time passes there are, also that ball from Andersen 🤯🔥
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Like this tweet if you want to see this Odsonne Edouard chant roaring around Selhurst Park
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Burnley spent £90 million in the transfer window…. They are relegated because they spent their money badly.
Terrifies me that a Centurion Championship side can only muster 24 points in the Premier League. The financial gap is too big nowadays.
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No matter what happens, I hope to see Joel Ward in a
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shirt one more time and I hope his injury isn’t too serious.
Yes, we definitely need a right-back but the captain is a club legend.
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Sky Sports emphasising that Adam Wharton would be much better suited in a ‘Kalvin Phillips role’ than Conor Gallagher
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Can we all just take a second to imagine if Wilfried Zaha scores a last minute winner to relegate Watford next week
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How’s Rak-Sakyi not been sent off here? Fucking love it though at least he’s giving it back up the Palace
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Last three games my mum has been to at Selhurst Park.
Crystal Palace 4-0 Everton ✅
Crystal Palace 4-3 West Ham ✅
Crystal Palace 3-0 Burnley ✅
Lucky charm 🍀
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This was inevitable the moment Manchester United fans started booing Wilfried Zaha
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Fans of clubs who win trophies will never understand the pain of that, the wait for my club or country to win a trophy during my lifetime continues
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If Crystal Palace score against West Ham on Sunday, I will give these club replica shirts away. (2 winners).
TDK is a small.
ZDS Cup Final is a medium.
To be in with a chance of winning:
1️⃣: Follow me
2️⃣: Retweet & Like this tweet
3️⃣: Tell me which shirt you want
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That Kalvin Phillips cameo yesterday made me feel even more happy that we signed Adam Wharton in January
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Seeing non
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Is there a player who the Crystal Palace fan base want to succeed more than Richards? Multiple club man of the match awards, constantly wanted in the starting lineup. Really hope he stays with us past this season
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Danny Butterfield scoring a perfect Hattrick as a RB who was moved to striker for this FA Cup game by
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should go down in football folklore. Absolutely brilliant 🔥
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Seeing the Oliver Glasner link from Fabrizio Romano but remembering what happened with Lucien Favre
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Said I wasn’t going to fall in love with a loan player again after Gallagher left and then Lokonga came along. He’s absolutely class.
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No Ayew due to AFCON
Olise out until Feb
Doucoure out for the season
One RB and one LB available
Squad depth already lacking
But hey-ho, let’s wait until transfer deadline day to sign anyone so we can save a couple of quid 👍🏼
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Ryan Sessegnon, Chadi Riad and Daichi Kamada all for £12m would be a ridiculous start to the transfer window 🔥
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players in the Euro 2024 final, 2 in the Copa America final.
Crystal Palace are massive.
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I just want Crystal Palace to win the Premier League once in my lifetime is that too much to ask?
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So Stormzy, Wilfried Zaha and former Crystal Palace kit man Danny Young are now taking over AFC Croydon Athletic 🤯
Things you love to see 🔥
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Jordan Ayew missed a big chance but wow he’s being scapegoated tonight. Was a constant threat and caused their defence huge problems. He’s a £2m striker who is in his 30’s but he’s looking better than half the players in this squad right now.
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We should sign this guy a striker is just what we need
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It’s surreal to think that Marc Guehi is starting for England in a Euro final.
There were people who didn’t even want him in the squad but he’s proved all doubters wrong with an amazing campaign.
Stuff dreams are made of for us Crystal Palace fans
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I’m bored of Liverpool fans moaning about stuff going against them, it happens to every team in the division but if you can’t see the bias refs have towards top clubs your fucking deluded
Liverpool have made FOURTEEN fouls. They’ve received zero yellows.
Palace have made THIRTEEN fouls. And received 5 yellows.
The only thing that’s clear and obvious is the blatant bias towards Liverpool.
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Crystal Palace, ruining title challenges and battles for European qualification left, right and centre
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Eze in the number 10 with Lerma and Doucoure behind him.
That’s the best midfield three outside of the top six.
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Franca getting an assist and winning a penalty, Ahamada’s shot leading to a corner where we scored our first goal from 🔥🦅
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Do you know how crazy it is that fans of the biggest clubs in the Premier League are already talking about Adam Wharton and he’s only played 13 Premier League games.
Starboy 💫
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How can Palace go from no shots on target in three games in a row to 31 shots attempted lol
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Can we just talk about Marc Guehi for a second. He genuinely has the potential to become the best England centre-back in the squad
Cool, calm, composed, takes the piss at times on the ball and is so physical, plus he’s a leader
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God I hope David Ozoh smashes it and I hope Derby fans give him some time, he only turned 19 a few months back
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Mitchell has absolutely everything. He’s absolutely quality and had a big role in all three goals, he can attack, has the vision for a good pass and loves a tackle. Proper Baller
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Olise is the best right winger in the league and I will not be told otherwise, no one can do what he does
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Matheus Franca hosted a bingo night where the prizes were some of his Crystal Palace training gear - love that!
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If we do not have an immediate replacement for Michael Olise after knowing there was a £35m release clause then it’s an absolute embarrassment
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The only England squad announcement that will massively frustrate me is if James Maddison is in the England squad over Eberechi Eze. The rest I can deal with.
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That’s a proper England player - absolute starboy 💫
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Happy birthday to
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Here’s a video of what he does best, silencing opposition fans who boo him 🤫
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@TheAthleticUK
@AdamCrafton_
Should have looked back at your own articles before posting this.
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Edouard chant sorted
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🎶 He’s electric
And he’s exactly what we expected
Scoring for fun it’s fantastic
It’s Odsonne Edouard 🎶
She’s electric - Oasis
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Cup Final day for Wilfried Zaha. Go smash it king 👑
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It feels very poetic that people called Crystal Palace the most boring club and now everyone can’t stop raving over our players
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Brighton fans may be enjoying their time in the Premier League but they will never be able to eradicate this huge moment from their memories. Imagine losing to your rivals in such a big match, of course it had to be Wilfried Zaha
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