Luke Rollason
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My short film Quiet Life is now out on
@BBCiPlayer
and is broadcast on
@bbcthree
tonight at 10.45pm. It would mean a huge lot if you gave it a watch. I'm hugely proud of it and the madcap work of the whole team
@ruthpickett
@alexbrucewriter
@OpenMike_TV
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come to the Fringe and perform to the most tired audiences in the world
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are you going to
@edfringe
? Tell me about your show in the most offputting way possible please x
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went to a fancy party and posed like a little teapot short and stout in every photo. gorg styling by
@KrishanParmar_
groomin by
@SvenBayerbach
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first they came for the mime artists, and I did not speak out, because I was a mime artist
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Um. Gulp. So this is now for real.
We're very excited to announce
@LukeRollason
as one of the leads in new series
#Extraordinary
!
Directed by
#TobyMacDonald
🤩
@CBTheatreFilmTV
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ok this is dumb but i told too many people i was going to do it to not then do it. Sincerely:
@brightonfringe
has been very important for my "career" and I was lucky to benefit from bursaries and awards that no longer exist. So now this one does.
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This week I was meant to be doing a residency at the lovely
@battersea_arts
centre to make a new show. Instead, I'm going to make stupid inventions in my bedroom and upload them for you. Today: Portable Freight Train. Sound On.
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if you want to see my bum in side profile, look no further. Can't wait to share
@DisneyPlusUK
#Extraordinary
with you all on the 25 January
That awkward moment when everyone has a superpower *except* you...😬
#Extraordinary
, a new Original series, is streaming January 25, exclusively on Disney+.
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YES
Had fun sketching out
@LukeRollason
from
#Extraordinary
. He did such a great job acting as a confused cat-man/man-cat. Plus envious of that hair.
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hello everyone. Show is cancelled today because I have food poisoning. Please please please do come back another day if you were booked in for today. I would normally push myself to do it but my team is trying to save me from myself. Please prove them right and come back
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Heartbreaking news about VAULT for so many people, but especially the many performers who were going to debut their first ever shows at the festival. If you're wondering where to look next, I'm running a bursary
@brightonfringe
(1/2)
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awooga awooga I'll be returning to live comedy this July to bring my "utterly delightful" (★★★★
@Telegraph
) show back to
@sohotheatre
Tickets onsale now!
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I do this thing where I give people money to make comedy
@brightonfringe
and then talk about it/how nice I am loads so in many ways, I am the true beneficiary. Here we go again!
Winners for the second
@LukeRollason
Memorial Memorial Bursary have been announced: Su Mi and
@RosalieMinnitt
, plus 2 other runners-up.
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This is not a prank. I've spent my "downtime" curating a comedy festival with
@OSOArtsCentre
celebrating the most creative new voices in the biz, featuring their most madly ambitious new ideas. The line up: (deep breath)
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animated spin-off please
@DisneyPlusUK
Haven't drawn properly in ages but absolutely loved
#Extraordinary
on
@DisneyPlusUK
so just had to do a doodle of the fantastic
@LukeRollason
as Jizzlord!
Will have to doodle the other excellent characters whilst I wait for season 2!
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read em and weep, like I did. I wept. Its a bloody perfect streak for Bowerbird
@BarrelComedy
@objectivlyfunny
- FIVE SHOWS LEFT and you'll need to book ahead I reckon x
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guys if you really want me to come see your edinburgh fringe show
@edfringe
describe it using NO VOWELS
#edfringe
#edfringe2020
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this despite an entire row of pensioners walking out when I mimed someone rimming a ghost. Thanks
@buxtonfringe
@underthefringe
next off to terrorise
@BarrelComedy
@edfringe
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clang clang clang my personal favourite TV show Extraordinary (no reason) is now on
@ITVX
which means you could watch it right ruddy now
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that's right - I'm coming to
@edfringe
to do a work in progress of a new show. It's called cheep cheep.
Photo credit:
@esmebuxton
👀 NEW FRINGE SHOW 👀
Luke Rollason
@LukeRollason
is emerging from the egg all fluffy-looking with his WIP show, cheep cheep.
Star of Extraordinary, shortlisted for the Comedian's Choice Award in 2020 & ★★★★ from the Telegraph.
11th, 12th, 13th Aug
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I condensed my life's work into three minutes of lolz for
@ladbible
. At school, I always wanted to be considered a lad and now finally I can say I have achieved that dream
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POSTER DROP. This year, I'm going for the biggest award in comedy. The Edinburgh Comedy Poster Award. I've made a show only because you can't have a poster without a show, but really this is the main course. Thanks to
@julings
@beccarr11
and Jimmy Slim
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look at this beautifully insane trailer for BOWERBIRD. Welcome To The Great Indoors
Performing
@BarrelComedy
3-28 August (not 10th or 17th). Produced by
@objectivlyfunny
Nominated: Best Comedy Show, Buxton Fringe
"Gut-bustingly funny" ★★★★ The List
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This is really, really nice. I wrote lots of drafts of funny and ironic tweets to go with this, but this is actually really nice so you'll never get to read them sorry x
Sitcom Mission shortlist revealed:
Congratulations to Lorna Woolfson, Stephen Roughsedge, Luke Rollason, Jon Price & Belal Ladkani, Tia Salisbury and Michael McHardy.
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Bored of nothing happening? Learn how to give your life its own rolling news coverage with this Automatic Scrolling News Bar. More stupid stuff that I'm making instead of my show for
@BarrelComedy
@battersea_arts
Tape measure fun just never ends! (until you reach 8 metres).
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This is absolutely amazing. What a treat. For anyone who doesn't know this is pretty much the highest honour in comedy, after all the awards no one cares about
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hello. My show
@sohotheatre
is the same day as trans pride. If you identify as trans, non-binary, gender non- conforming etc then please DM me for a 50% off discount code. Please spread the word x
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Had my absolute favourite show of Infinite Content today - sell out, plus this lovely ★★★★ review from
@thelistmagazine
"gut-bustingly funny" is a tattoo I look forward to getting
@BarrelComedy
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comedy club for parasites
mc: ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: your host
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my day has absolutely been made by these photos of me celebrating losing sketch off 2020
@lsqtheatre
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Being called "Daniel Radcliffe doing mime" by Omid Djalili
@PTOOcomedy
is the closest to stardom I will ever reach and that's good by me
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absolutely cannot wait to squeeze into this costume in this heat for my final edinburgh previews
@buxtonfringe
@underthefringe
thursday and saturday xXx
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Can sperm cry? This one is. Heading to the amazing
@sohotheatre
with
@brightybuoy
and
@tomcurzon1
to perform this ecstasy of silliness on 31 Oct-2 Nov. It'll be the best Brexit or worst Hallowe'en you could wish for:
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I'm thrilled to be staging my live comedy comeback at the festival where it all began for me -
@brightonfringe
Excited to share my show which has been described as like visiting IKEA on acid
@BSpiegeltent
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whenever i think i miss live performing i just look at this photo i took of myself during my edinburgh show last year, and things don't seem so bad
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Look. Me and
@kitsullivan
got our first ever sketch commission and we blew the budget on a bouncy castle. Turns out, chasing your dream can pay off, but not if you then spend it all. Very proud anyway
@comedycrowdtv
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me and Rachel Weisz discussing doing another Mummy reboot now
The Hollywood Reporter
@THR
has named
@LukeRollason
as one of the Top 10 Best Television Performances of 2023
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I've added words (and myself) to the Eyewitness theme. When I was growing up, this is what I thought museums looked like.
Retweet like my career depended on it.
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It's the weekend! Do yourself a favour and take yourself down to your own personal disco. Another stupid invention from the week I was meant to be doing an "Artist" Residency at
@battersea_arts
, so this must be Art. (Treat yourself - put the sound ON.)
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having a wonderful time performing at the sunshine paradise previously known as the
@edfringe
with
@BarrelComedy
. Three sell out shows so far, four maybe-sold-out-we'll-see left.
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about to perform a tiny version of my one man nature documentary for an online quiz. can't help but feel like i'm trapped in a montage in a biopic demonstrating someone's decline.
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Stepdads soared beyond the realms of the plausible, and bagged SECOND PLACE at the Musical Comedy Awards Final last night! Thank you so much to
@musicalcomedyuk
and massive congratulations to all the acts but especially our main man
@paulsilkywhite
Photo Copyright Elina Kansikas
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We SOLD OUT
@BarrelComedy
today! To celebrate, here is a picture of me as a worm, which is an effect I've realised I can achieve with my flyers, which makes this whole thing worth it, somehow
@edfringe
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the winner of my challenge to pitch your edinburgh show with no vowels -
@MrSamLake
@edfringe
@ThePleasance
the comedy is great but who gives a shit when they made THIS x x x
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News, about news. This Sunday at 6pm, me,
@chazzredhead
and some special guests launch a news programme where I have built everything out of cardboard. The Cardboard News Network. Watch it on:
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thanks
@BritishComedy
x Because yeah, I really deserved a whole press release to myself guys
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ok this is still one of the weirdest vanity gestures i have ever made but i *do* have good intentions and please do share this with anyone considering doing alternative or extra-creative comedy
@brightonfringe
next year and who might need some extra help
.
@LukeRollason
isn’t dead but he is offering you free money. Luke’s bursary is offering Fringe participants help towards their registration fees and marketing materials, whilst also offering rehearsal space and mentoring from Fringe veterans.
Apply here:
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buying props is me kneeling in Sainsbury's, tape-measuring cereal boxes like a madman
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theory: nespresso pods are the nos canister of the posh streets
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my career is me picking "surreal" instead of "funny" as a tag for my show
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here's me pretending my legs are a crocodile. If that won't motivate you to
#SaveLiveComedy
I don't know what will. Now sign this!
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Super chuffed to have my work featured on the brilliant and totally chilling The Skewer
@BBCRadio4
. Big thanks to lovely
@phil_lindsey
for his ever-patient advice. Total dream to write for a show that I think is really, really good
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does getting nominated for the comedy poster awards mean I now get to say I was "Nominated for (a) Edinburgh Comedy Award" because if so I'm taking that baby all the way to secondary school you can't stop me
@PosterAwards
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me: "can I throw up the internet please, for thematic reasons" // Luke Rollason's Infinite Content is at 12pm at
@BarrelComedy
@edfringe
2-25 Aug and this is pretty much exactly what the show is like (design by
@julings
of
@pinataplay
)
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Homeland security is ready for Watson/ No chance of
@lartymcparty
getting through
@watsonathon
#Watsonathon
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A mini-music video that demonstrates how to grow your very own Luke with water, fertilizer and obsessive care. Music is from
@tomcurzon1
// made with
@FrankieThomp1
and
@mansfieldlizzy
in 7 hours for the
#QFFilmFest
@CharlieDinkin
@BenSutton91
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true story i am judging a dog show this year. dreams really can come true
BIG NEWS - ‘EXTRAORDINARY’ STARS TO JUDGE OUR DOG SHOW
We’re delighted to have 4 stars from Disney+ hit show Extraordinary,
@tymairead
who plays Jen; Sofia Oxenham, Carrie,
@LukeRollason
J**zlord & Bilal Hasna who plays Kash judge this years friendly dog show 3pm, June 17th.
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my mum loved it
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my ribcage doesn't keep my organs in, it keeps your organs OUT
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"maybe Luke Rollason’s naked Christmas tree costume complete with fake cock and balls was a step too far." thank you to everyone who tuned in for the greatest misstep of my career
@musicalcomedyuk
@beyondthejoke1
@nextupcomedy
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twitter has just discovered what acting is and is going crazy
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME FREDDIE STROMA IS LUKE FROM A CINDERELLA STORY ONCE UPON A SONG IS ALSO CORMAC MCLAGGEN FROM HARRY POTTER IS ALSO PRINCE FRIEDRICH FROM BRIDGERTON????
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More REVIEWS for Planet Earth "amazingly entertaining" ★★★★★
@EdFestMag
"bizarre, original and ridiculously fun!" ★★★★
@voicemaguk
"I cried with laughter" ★★★★
@broadwaybaby
"Take the kids, take the parents, you will all have a laugh"
@TheScotsman
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At one point, my next show for
@BarrelComedy
was about being a carrot. The twist was going to be "I am a carrot". Another stupid invention for you. Please spread the word of the Homemade Carrot Personality Test. (Jazzy soundtrack from
@tomcurzon1
)
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I did not ask for this review. But I will put "Warning: those with aversions to buttcracks should avoid" on all posters from now on
NEW REVIEW! ⭐⭐⭐⭐ for
@LukeRollason
's 'Bowerbird' at
#EdFringe
"Bowerbird is a beautifully manic piece of comedy that delights… and delightfully confuses."
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FIVE STARS for Luke Rollason's Planet Earth from
@EdFestMag
"an amazingly entertaining hour of bizarre hilarity"
Review: Luke Rollason: Planet Earth at Monkey Barrel
@LukeRollason
@barrelcomedy
#EdFringe
#EdFestMag
#FringeReview
#intotheunknown
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guys is Edinburgh cold can I get away with dressing like a waif answers please
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do piña coladas have little umbrellas because they keep getting caught in the rain?
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hello I can now announce the absolutely fantastic WINNERS of my horribly-named LUKE ROLLASON MEMORIAL BURSARY
@brightonfringe
. They are
@FredsterHayes
/
@aruhangalieva
/
@saritasaritasar
/
@winter_hanna
. Now please go check them out and RT or this was all meaningless x x x
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currently cutting up 30 cardboard boomerangs for octogenarians to throw at me tomorrow whilst I pretend my legs are a crocodile. I am awake and not dreaming
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Another stupid invention for
#WorldCreativityDay
. I was meant to be doing a residency at the brilliant
@battersea_arts
centre this week to make this rubbish. Today: Instant Braces! (avoid fast fashion, support your local hardware store)
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This nomination for
@TATFS
Alternative Comedy Awards for the
@Telegraph
is very funny and surreal for many reasons
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I will
#MakeYourFringe
with my new kaleidoscopic braingasm of a solo show INFINITE CONTENT // coming to the Monkey Barrel //
@BarrelComedy
@edfringe
#edinburghfringe19
#canceledinburghfringe20
#fringetoendallfringes
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new hobby: finding years-old inactive facebook pages for theatre shows I did at uni, and posting "guys i think we might have to cancel because of covid"
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Hello. Tomorrow night, I'm running a showcase of the winners of my stupid bursary for
@brightonfringe
and it is very almost SOLD OUT
@KomediaBrighton
. It's feat. my favourite new alternative comedians ever and they are so fab
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just had a production meeting for my new show and we're buying a massive metal horse
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anyone who wants my cv
1) open up a blank word doc
2) you got it!
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a catwalk but they actually crawl down the runway going meow meow meow
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i could never do sports. at school they made me play verybadminton
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Absolute delight to reveal my New Form in this new music video from
@thejazzemu
who is the official burgomeister of the internet. Goodbye flesh prison, hello square robot head. x
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Tomorrow, I will be taking on the roles of air hostess, customs official and tiny circus ringmaster for
@watsoncomedian
's 24 Hour
@watsonathon
. Have I bitten off more than I can fit in my mouth, let alone chew? The state of my floor says it all...
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just realised scouting for girls is actually a really sinister name for a band
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We've been recommended by
@TimeOutLondon
! Come see our stupid show about sperm at the
@sohotheatre
before we get too big for our boots and have to walk around barefoot
@objectivlyfunny
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Surreal to see these words again, but we're featured in
@chortle
's roundup of the week's best LIVE comedy! We're coming to
@warrenfestival
's outdoor beach theatre from the 5th August. Come and help us fight off the seagulls
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