You’re not a Valley resident until you take a rock to your windshield, get your windshield replaced, and then take another rock to your new windshield within 24 hours.
Phoenix in the next seven days:
-Super Bowl
-Booker return likely
-NBA trade deadline
-Jae Crowder move imminent
-Kevin Durant?
-Mat Ishbia introduction
-Cardinals might even hire a coach
Let’s do this.
A) Go to Phoenix where you could bring the Suns their first ever title and go through the Warriors to do it.
B) Go to Miami and live in LeBron’s shadow.
Tough call.
Sitting in the Mullett Arena parking lot. I’ve loved this sport since my parents showed me a Bruins-Penguins game when I was 5. I’ve played it my whole life. If this is the last time I ever cover an NHL game in Arizona it’s been an unbelievable ride. If you get it, you get it.
There’s a subset of Philly fans who clearly never watched the Dbacks and assumed this was going to be an easy series. Probably the ones booing their own team and leaving in the 8th inning of an NLCS game.
Devin Booker isn’t load managing in a year when a lot of stars are, he’s routinely putting one of the top teams in the league on his back and he occasionally just puts up 58 points for fun. So again — whether he wins it or not — that’s an MVP candidate.
Hazen: I want Frazier + 3 prospects for Ray.
Yankees: No.
Hazen: Fine I’ll just trade Zack Greinke to the team you’re trying to catch.
All while the Dbacks are in Yankee Stadium. Bold.
The Dbacks are now:
•3-0 since Ketel Marte got hurt
•9-1 since Gabriel Moreno got hurt
•14-2 since Christian Walker got hurt
It’s not really supposed to work like that.
Simple solution for
@KDTrey5
: join the Suns, win the title, take out the Warriors along the way, silence everyone that says he needs Steph to get rings. Everybody wins.
You drafted Isaiah Simmons in the top ten and spent all camp hyping him up. Play him.
You took Deandre Ayton No. 1 overall and just gave him $133 million. Talk to him.
What is happening.
Brandon Pfaadt’s postseason starts…
-Oct. 3: Dbacks first playoff game in six years.
-Oct. 11: Sweeping the Dodgers.
-Oct. 19: Saving the season in Game 3 of the NLCS.
-Oct. 24: Game 7 in Philly with a World Series trip on the line.
Is he even still a rookie at this point?
The Texans’ plan of covering Christian Kirk with Christian Kirksey began to unravel when they realized they didn’t have an AJ Greensey or DeAndre Hopkinsey.
Anyone Who’s Watched the Dbacks All Season: This team could be dangerous in the playoffs because they’re so good at manufacturing runs with their speed.
The Dbacks: Yeah we’re just going to hit home runs instead. Thanks though.
So the
#Dbacks
rotation right now is essentially:
-Zac Gallen
-Merrill Kelly
-Brandon Pfaadt who has pitched in 12 Major League games ever
-Bullpen Day
-Bullpen Day
And they’re 8-2 in their last 10 anyway.
Corbin Carroll/Christian Walker are a combined 4-for-36 and Zac Gallen/Merrill Kelly have a 7.02 ERA in the NLCS... and somehow the Dbacks are one win away from forcing a Game 7 anyway.
The simple fact that fans with New York accents are going to be yelling at a guy named Kaapo Kakko for the next 10 years means we’re all winners.
#NHLDraftLottery
Realistically the Dbacks’ path to winning this series was
1. Split in Philly
2. Take two of three at Chase Field
3. Take one of the last two in Philly
And that’s still in play.
Every time Kyler Murray does something ridiculous in camp I subconsciously bump up the Cards’ win total. I can’t help it. And now I somehow have them winning 25 games.
Offseason checklist:
✅ Deandre Ayton stays in Phoenix
✅ Rodney Hudson stays in Phoenix
- Kyler Murray new deal in Phoenix
- Kevin Durant trade to Phoenix
Don’t get left out KD.
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Houston hands the Cardinals DeAndre Hopkins, the NFC expands to seven playoff spots and now Isaiah Simmons falls to them at 8. This is how you rebuild quickly.
This is the best the Coyotes have looked in a long time. I know it's early and blah blah blah. This is the best the Coyotes have looked in a long time.