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#GirodItalia
2024 - summary. 🧾🧵
St. 4: Bauhaus T3 @ 18 ✅
St. 5: B. Thomas @ 301 ✅
St. 6: Pelayo Sánchez @ 150 ✅
St. 7: Pogi (live) @ 4.5 ✅
St. 17: Steinhauser @ 18 ✅
St. 19: Vendrame @ 126 & 100 ✅
St. 20: H2Hs @ 3.75, 3.04 & 1.85 ✅
👇🏻
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A-FUCKING-LLEZ!!!! 👊🏻💥💸
Too bad I didn’t play Valgren E/W, but I’ll take it. Two for two. Let’s gooooo! 🚀🚀
#Giro2024
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The one fucking day I “play it safe”. 😂
ANDREA FUCKING VENDRAME!!! 🇮🇹❤️
Anyways.
Let’s MOTHERFUCKING GO!!! 🚀💰🤑
#Giroditalia
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So, this just happened. 😱💛✍🏻🇩🇰
(yes, I was the idiot running after the car…)
#worthit
😅
#TDF2022
#letourdk
#TDF
#TourDeFrance2022
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#TDF2024
- Stage 1 🤌🇫🇷
💰💰 Kong Cort @ 23
💰 Pidcock @ 17
💰 Matthews @ 51
💰 Aranburu @ 71
🥜 Lapeira @ 91
🥜 Mads P. @ 101
🥜 SKA @ 276
🥜 Brian Cockhard @ 501
🥜 Godon @ 751 (w. boost)
Now let's see UAE get rid of Jonas on a cat-3 climb. 😂👈
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Mit livs spurt… 🚀🇩🇰💛✍🏻
Undskylder til de ti børnefamilier, jeg moste undervejs. Det var det værd. 🫡
#TDF2022
#JonasVingegaard
#letourdk
#letour2022
#TDF22
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First fucking win of this terrible terrible Tour (betting-wise). Still deeeep in the red, but finally a step in the right direction. 💪🏻😤
What a stage. What a guy. What a display of huge fucking balls!!! 🍒🇩🇰❤️
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#TdF2023
- St. 16 ⏱️⛰️
1. Jonas 🇩🇰💛
2. Urska's boyfriend
3. Rodriguez
4. A. Yates
5. WVA
6. Bilbo
7. Kelderman
8. Castroviejo
9. Miguel Montaña
10. Pinot
Stars? What's the point in that? We all know Jonas will win this. Calling the top-10 straight up instead. 🫡
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#TdF2024
- Stage 11 🇫🇷
💰💰💰Gall @ 151
💰💰Stevie @ 67
🥜 FVDB @ 126 (following
@JasperRenema
🫡)
🥜 Chris. Rod @ 126 (same)
Felix will burn everything to the ground tomorrow. Or not. One of the two. 🎰🤷🏼♂️
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One of the better days in the office.
All kinds of shoutouts to the one and only,
@Mads__Pedersen
- what a champ!!! 🇩🇰❤️🔥🚀
#TDF22
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Vendrame and Plapp up the road. If Andrea somehow pulls this off, it’ll be my biggest win ever. By a lot. 🤯🤞🏻💸
LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!! 🇮🇹💪🏻
#GirodItalia
- Stage 19 🇮🇹
💰💰 Plapp @ 81
💰💰 Vendrame @ 100
💰 Valgren @ 70
🎯
🥜 Schachmann @ 50
🥜 Großschartner @ 80
🥜 Sheffield @ 100
🥜 Kamp @ 751
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 5 🇮🇹
💰💰 Tobias @ 30 🇩🇰🚀
🥉
💰 Tobias @ 8
🎯
🥜 ADM @ 126
🥜 B. Thomas @ 300
🥜 Kamp @ 350
🥜 Valgren @ 400
🥜 Mauri @ 500
🥜 Munoz @ 1501
I think Tobias will shine today. 💎
The rest are just plain stupid.
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#GirodItalia
- week 1 🇮🇹
Stage 1: ❌
Stage 2: ❌
Stage 3: no bets
Stage 4: Bauhaus T3 @ 18 ✅
Stage 5: B. Thomas @ 301 ✅
Stage 6: Pelayo Sánchez @ 150 ✅
Stage 7: Pogi (live) @ 4.5 ✅
Stage 8: ❌
Stage 9: ❌
More selective pre-stage and aggressive in-play next week. 🧘🏼♂️👊🏻💥
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#TdF2024
- Stage 21 ⏱️🇫🇷
💰💰 H2H: Jonas > Remco + Wout > Sobrero + Hindley > De Plus + Yates > Rodriguez + Jørgensen > Gee + Bruno > Oliveira + Gall > Martin + Ciccone > Crass + Vauquelin > Bissegger + Ilan > Castroviejo + Landa > Buitrago @ 354,73.
LET’S GO, BOYS!!! 👊🏻💥
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When in doubt, always go German! 🖤❤️💛
#LennardUnleashed
#TouroftheAlps
- Stage 3 🇮🇹
💰💰 Lennard @ 15
💰 Brenner @ 251
💰 Palzer @ 401
Felt like going German today. I do that sometimes. For no apparent reason. It’s about time they win something, I guess. 🤷🏼♂️
Anyways.
Los, Jungs! 💪🏻
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#TDF2024
- Stage 2 🤌🏻🇫🇷
💰💰 MVDP @ 21
💰 Lapeira @ 67
💰 Jørgensen @ 81
🥜 Gee @ 101
MVDP to take it from the break. Or in a GC group. Or solo. Or any-fucking-way he wants. This guy is so good, he could be Danish. 😉
LET’S GO, CHAMP!!! 👊🏻💥🌈
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Danish Nationals - RR 🇩🇰🏆
💰💰 Bjerg Mikkel @ 101
💰 Honore @ 29
💰 Valgren @ 41
Everyone against Mads. It’ll be hectic AF. Going for a late attack from one of the strong guys. 💪🏻
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 9 🇮🇹
💰💰 Ganna @ 12
💰 Valgren @ 70
🎯
🥜 Pithie @ 50
🥜 Askey @ 70
🥜 Stuyven @ 80
🥜 Tratnik @ 80
🥜 Kamp @ 125
One of the Danes or Pippo. Is that too much to ask for? 🤌🏻🇩🇰
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 8 🇮🇹
💰💰 Zana @ 18
💰💰 Vanse @ 35
💰 JPL @ 30
💰 Fortunato @ 29
💰 Steinhauser @ 30
🎯
🥜 VPP @ 50
🥜 Baudin @ 67
🥜 Schachmann @ 70
🥜 Tratnik @ 81
🥜 Verre @ 150
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Fourth 3-digit quote of the season. Bring on that Tour, baby! 🚀🇩🇰❤️
@andreaskron98
#TourdeSuisse
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 6 🇮🇹
💰💰 APP @ 30
💰💰 Milan @ 35
💰💰 Vendrame @ 35
💰💰 Stuyven @ 50
💰💰 Baudin @ 151
💰 Pithie @ 41
🎯
🥜 Vermaerke @ 70
🥜 Frigo @ 80
🥜 Steinhauser @ 81
🥜 Oldani @ 125
🥜 Kamp @ 126
🥜 Plapp @ 150
🥜 Biermans @ 150
No quotes on the horse. 😞
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#TDF2024
- Stage 8 🇫🇷
💰 Stuyven @ 70
💰 Laurence @ 80
💰 Lapeira @ 81
💰 Healy @ 81
💰 Kristoff @ 100 + top 3 @ 30
💰 Godon @ 101
💰 SKA @ 101
💰 Zingle @ 125
As always, I don’t recommend shit. It could be shit. Or it could be the shit. 🤷🏼♂️
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 7 🇮🇹⏱️
H2H: 🤼
Ganna > Sheffield +
Pogi > G. +
Martinez > Plapp +
JPL > Rubio
@ 4,43
Ganna > Sheffield +
Pogi > G. +
B. Thomas > Barta +
Schachmann > Traktornik +
Cian > Hirt +
Tiberi > Arensman
@ 10,93
Above +
Ben > Luts
@ 12,63
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JUNGLE BOB ALL THE WAY!!! 🚀🔥
What a stage and what a win! Finally some proper racing!! Amazing ride,
@BobJungels
🤎🤍
Let’s go get them polka dots now, huh? 🔴⚪️😍
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#TDF2024
- Stage 9 🇫🇷
💰💰 Jasper @ 10
💰 Küng @ 81
And that’s it.
Follow me tomorrow for more losing bets. 🥰🙏🏻
#ThisFuckingTour
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Huge disappointment with Harm (301) yesterday. 😑
Andrea brought some balance to things today. 🤘🤩
#Giro104
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 19 🇮🇹
💰💰 Plapp @ 81
💰💰 Vendrame @ 100
💰 Valgren @ 70
🎯
🥜 Schachmann @ 50
🥜 Großschartner @ 80
🥜 Sheffield @ 100
🥜 Kamp @ 751
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 15 🇮🇹👸🏼
💰 Valter @ 151 E/W
🥜 Verre @ 81
🥜 APP @ 101
🥜 Alan Filip @ 126
🥜 Hamilton @ 301
Pogi or break? Pretty simple. Probably the former. Peanuts on the latter. ✌🏻
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GINO, GINO, GINO!!! ❤️🔥🔥🚀
Acceptable week… 😅🤑💰
BRING THAT TOUR ON, BABY!!! 💛
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#Dauphin
é - Stage 2 🇫🇷
💰💰 Kron @ 26
💰 Wellens @ 51
💰 Teuns @ 67
🥜 Berthet @ 301
🥜 Jungle Bob @ 501
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#TDF2024
- Stage 3 🤌🏻🇫🇷
💰💰💰 Bauhaus t-3 @ 7.5
🥜 Bissegger @ 751
Big Phil to make podium and kickstart a new streak. That’s the plan. Or Bissegger coup. That’s also the plan. 🫱🏻🫲🏼
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Thanks to cycling Twitter royalty for your invaluable thoughts and inputs -
@Highlandrozzler
@JasperRenema
@cycloben2
@MontVenturini
@GrootLem
@MaxBets001
@elpatroncycling
@ChristopherLBje
@tipsnstars
@DavidLangberg
@cycletips123
@brooklynroubaix
@justprocycling
@Velowaybet
👇🏻
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#TDF2024
- Stage 4 🇫🇷🌻
💰-💰💰
Halland @ 35
Lenny @ 40
Zimmermanne @ 151
Abrahamsen @ 251 V/P
🥜
Neilands @ 125
Jegat @ 501
Prodhomme @ 501
Sivakov @ 601
Not friends with this race so far. Let’s see if we can continue our mutual hate-hate-relationship today. 🥰
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I know it doesn’t count, as I didn’t post pre- or during the stage. But I really don’t give a shit today. That was the stuff of legends are made of. What..a…stage! And what a victory!! Nothing short of historic. Chapeau. 🇩🇰❤️
Shoutout to
@SalmonWizard
- great shout, guys! 🫡
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 11 🇮🇹
💰 Ganna @ 41
🥜 Cerny @ 601
🥜 De Bod @ 601
🥜 Kepplinger @ 1001
🥜 Bjerg @ 1501
I don’t recommend any of this.
#StrongmanBreakLetsGooooooo
🚀
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GEORG!!! 💕🚀🇩🇪🤑
Bringing some balance to things after some horrible stages. 🧘🏼♂️
#GirodItalia
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POGI POWER!!! 👊🏻💥🤯
Pogi secured a small profit on a day, where Martinez missed the conservative H2H by 4 fucking seconds. 😑
On to the next one! 🩷
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#TdF2024
- Stage 19 🇫🇷
💰💰💰 Bardet @ 126
💰 Meintjes @ 51
💰 Almeida @ 70 (DS)
One last shot at redemption. 🤲🏻
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 10 🇮🇹
💰💰💰 Storer @ 17
💰 Verre @ 51
💰 Valter @ 81
And that’s it.
Explanation below 👇🏻
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#TdF2024
- Stage 17 🇫🇷
💰💰 Fuglsang @ 151 🇩🇰
💰 Champoussin @ 201 (following mou) s/o to
@justprocycling
😉
💰 Christopher Juul @ 1000 (following my heart. And logic. But mainly my heart) 🇩🇰
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#TDF2023
- St. 14 ⛰️
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Jonas, Pogi
⭐️⭐️ Bilbo, Madouas, Berthet, Guerreiro
⭐️ Skjelly, Woods, O’Connor, Buchmann
Bets:
💰💰💰💰💰 Jonas @ 15
💰💰 Madouas @ 41
💰💰 Guerreiro @ 67
💰💰 Berthet @ 81
💰💰 Bilbo @ 81
KOM SÅ, JONAS!!! 🇩🇰🚀💛
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 12 🇮🇹
💰💰💰 Pogi @ 12
💰💰💰 Sheffield @ 26
💰💰 Valgren @ 41
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, they say. 🧐
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Would have preferred Ganna, but I’ll take it! 🤷🏼♂️🤑
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Hold nu op, hvor er
@MRasmussen1974
en kæmpe chef! Den eneste (foruden Vibeke Backer) der taler lige ud af posen og griber doping-tyren ved hornene.
#tourtv2dk
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#TDF2024
- Stage 7 (ITT) 🇫🇷⏰
💰💰💰
H2H: Remco > Pogi + Kung > Aert + Roglic > Jonas + Almeida > Ayuso + De Plus > Hindley + G. > Oliveira + Egon > Gall @ 30.74
Played as single and "5-linger" (Canadian/Super Yankee or whatevs).
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LET’S GOOOOO! 🚀🇩🇰
#GirodItalia
- Stage 5 🇮🇹
💰💰 Tobias @ 30 🇩🇰🚀
🥉
💰 Tobias @ 8
🎯
🥜 ADM @ 126
🥜 B. Thomas @ 300
🥜 Kamp @ 350
🥜 Valgren @ 400
🥜 Mauri @ 500
🥜 Munoz @ 1501
I think Tobias will shine today. 💎
The rest are just plain stupid.
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I know it does count and stuff, but I couldn’t care less. Finally managed to pick the right pony after a waaay to long drought.
Einar, you medium sized monster! Absolute unit. 🇨🇴❤️🔥
#Giro2023
#GirodeItalia
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 21 🇮🇹
💰 Tobias T-3 @ 14
💰 Affini @ 50
🎯🇩🇰
🥜 Honore @ 400
🥜 Valgren @ 400
🥜 Mikkel Montana @ 500
Rounding a somewhat acceptable Giro off with a couple of safe bets. 🫡
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#TdF2024
- Stage 14 🇫🇷
💰💰 Healy @ 30
💰 Bob Jungels @ 401
🥜 Halland @ 70
🥜 Onley @ 80
🥜 Muhlberger @ 150
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Live: 💰 Einer @ 150
Two guys up the road, and UAE bringing them within striking distance. 🤷🏼♂️
#Giroditalia
🇮🇹
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#Dauphin
é - Stage 3 🇩🇰 [summarized]
💰💰 Mads @ 7.5
💰💰 Remco @ 30
💰 Zimmermann @ 51 (added yesterday)
Break roulette 🎯
🥜 Geniets @ 301
🥜 EBH @ 501 E/W
🥜 Naesen @ 601 E/W
🥜 Senechal @ 751 E/W
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 16 🇮🇹
💰💰 Valter @ 30
💰 Sheffield @ 100 (❗️)
🎯
🥜 Großschartner @ 301 E/W
🥜 Novak @ 601 E/W
GIMP SHOW, LET’S GO! 🥷
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Steinhauser, VPP and Verre in the break. 🤞🏻🫣
#Giro2024
#GirodItalia
- Stage 8 🇮🇹
💰💰 Zana @ 18
💰💰 Vanse @ 35
💰 JPL @ 30
💰 Fortunato @ 29
💰 Steinhauser @ 30
🎯
🥜 VPP @ 50
🥜 Baudin @ 67
🥜 Schachmann @ 70
🥜 Tratnik @ 81
🥜 Verre @ 150
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#Dauphin
é - Stage 6 🇫🇷
💰💰 Berthet @ 51
💰 Rodriguez @ 7
💰 Buitrago @ 9 (w. boost)
💰 Nerurkar @ 201
🎰🎯
🥜 Gee @ 151
🥜 Powless @ 176 (w. boost)
Carlos and Santiago for a moderate plus, the rest for a not so moderate plus. 🤑
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#Dauphin
é - Stage 5 🇫🇷
💰 Christopher Juul @ 151
💰 Durbridge @ 301
🎰🎯
🥜 Sweeny @ 176
🥜 Senechal @ 176
🥜 Geniets @ 301
🥜 Naesen @ 460
🥜 Kepplinger @ 501
🥜 Scotson @ 501 & 540
🥜 Leknessund @ 540
And that’s it for this Dauphiné.
😉
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🇪🇸
#LaVuelta23
- St. 10 ⏱️
💰💰 H2H:
Jonas > Roglic +
Finn > Cattaneo +
Oliveira > Castro +
Herregodts > TdG +
Kussen > Martinez +
Sobrero > Bissegger +
Cian > Cras +
Soler > Mas +
Ayuso > Almeida
@ 142,77.
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#Giro2022
🤌🏻🇮🇹
St. 1 🦩
💰 Cort @ 29
💰 Buchmann E/W @ 1501
GC 🏆
💰💰 Bardet @ 15
KOM 🌋
💰💰 Hirt @ 41
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#TDF2024
- Stage 6 🇫🇷💨💨💨
💰💰 Bennett t-3 @ 18 (following
@MaxBets001
)
💰 Bennett @ 76
And in case things gets really weird and windy 🤞🏻:
🥜 Bauhaus @ 41
🥜 Cort @ 326
🥜 Stuyven @ 426
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Playing it safe today:
🇮🇹 + 🇪🇸 + 🇫🇷
🥜 Ewan + Vollering + Degenkolb @ 1989 E/W.
Everything below four digits is not a proper bet. 🎰😤
#funbetchallenge
#GirodItalia
#VueltaBurgos24
#4JDD2024
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 17 🇮🇹
💰💰 Valter @ 51
If at first you don’t succeed, call an air strike. Or a Hungarian. Or both. Either way,
@cycloben2
- how do you say: “let’s fucking go” in Hungarian? 🤔🫱🏻🫲🏼
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Everyone’s up the road (including Jegat @ 601).
LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!! 👊🏻💥
#TdF2024
- Stage 15 🇫🇷
💰💰💰 Hindley @ 34
💰 Muhlberger @ 101
💰 Jungle Bob @ 301
Last shot at this Tour. 🤷🏼♂️😑
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Var det ikke noget for dig,
@andreaskron98
? 🤩
Kom så, Champ! I morgen rammer du den lige i røven!!! 🚀💫🪐🇩🇰❤️
#TDF2022
#letourdk
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 17 🇮🇹 [summarized]
💰💰 Steinhauser @ 18
💰💰 Valter @ 51
💰 Großschartner @ 201 E/W
And that’s it for this Giro. 👋🏻
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#GirodItalia
- Stage 16 🇮🇹 [summarized]
💰💰 Bardet t-3 @ 6.5
💰💰 Valter @ 30
💰💰 Tratnik @ 50
💰 APP t-3 @ 20
💰 Sheffield @ 100
💰 Valgren @ 100
🎯
🥜 Großschartner @ 301 E/W
🥜 Novak @ 601 E/W
Added the King of The North,
@MichaelValgren
❄️👊💥
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Accidentally deleted my original Tweet in pure excitement.
But it aged kinda well. 🤷🏼♂️🇩🇰❤️
#TDFF
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Hey
@JumboVismaRoad
,
I’ve had this bad boy since 1996 (yes, I haven’t grown since). It urgently needs to be updated. Can you help me with that? 💛🖤
#TDF2022
#letourdk
#tourdk
#JumboVisma
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