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2006 Time Magazine’s person of the year. I’m the fu**ing lizard king
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Here’s where my son’s organs went. He saved four lives. ❤️❤️
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So I did it and picked him up today. Twitter friends, meet Moe.
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To the neighbors shooting fireworks and scaring my dogs at 10p last night. Meet 6am leaf blower punk.
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@RachelRoundyOR
That’s because historically men have chosen higher paying careers like doctors, lawyers, engineers while women choose lesser paying jobs like female doctor, female lawyer and female engineer 😬
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I think I’m picking up this gem tomorrow. Name ideas?
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Just bought $1000 dollars worth of meals for people in need in my downtown. Spending the rest of the day handing them out.
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7,991 random Twitter people saved me from what I thought was the end of my life 15 days ago. This is a special place filled with amazing people and I thank you.
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Today is 4 months and 7 days since my son took his life. 3 months and 6 days since my daughter quit speaking to me because she blames me. Today only my step son called to wish me a happy Father’s Day ❤️❤️. He will never know what that meant to me.
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Yesterday my step son came out to me. His reason for only telling me? Because he said that he knew I loved him no matter what, no matter what. So proud of this kid.
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It still amazes me how much my Twitter family is there exactly when I need them. You guys truly are amazing. Last night was a shit show for me after getting Ethan’s organ donation information. 35,000 people I’ve never met saved me and pulled me through. Love you guys ❤️❤️
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I never need much. Tonight I needed my Twitter friends and you came out 10 fold. Thank you and I love you.
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This is
@realDonaldTrump
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#ArmyNavy
game. I can’t take much more of this.
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Today is Ethan’s funeral. If everyone who sees this could do something kind for a stranger and mention his name that would be amazing. Maybe leave comments saying what you did so I can share with his sister.
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A war has been started and Al Asad has been attacked because
@realDonaldTrump
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Listening to two 150 lb guys talking in the gym about their pre workout, post workout supplements, BCA shake, mid afternoon vitamins yadda yadda yadda. One finally looks at me and asks “What’s your secret?”
Me: I fucking lift weights while you talk about lifting.
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When you pull into the driveway and your wife texts you this uncropped photo with two words “join me”. My life doesn’t suck.
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Ethan would have turned 20 today. Miss you kid, wish you were here. Happy Birthday
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Wife went shopping today so I got a fashion show.
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The Wood Elf got into the pool for the first time today. Water is just about perfect temp now.
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Almost had an incident this morning at the bagel shop. MAGA hat boy in front of me wasn’t wearing a mask. Nice lady behind the counter asked him to put one on. He was waiting for this moment. “I’m fine”, he said. I tapped him on the shoulder and said “she wasn’t asking pal”.
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My daughter and son not long before he took his life
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Private Balinese bed and bungalow with a private butler. Couples massage on the beach and filet and chicken bolognese for lunch and it’s not even 2p on our first full day. Truly the best day ever with the most amazing wife ever ❤️❤️. Nap time
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6 months ago my son took his life and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.
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We finally found the perfect spot to plant one of the plants given to us in Ethan’s honor. Stuck the shovel in the ground and hit this, a rock in the perfect shape of a heart. Scary
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Someone just DMd me saying I should be hung for letting my wife mow the grass. I just replied: of course I’m hung, why do you think she’s mowing the grass.
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Someone please tell my wife she looks stunning in this color
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Well today I turn the big 49. I’m like almost old.
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Because servers are having a tough time right now.
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Wifey and my step son celebrating his movement into his doctorate program.
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Just a reminder that
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Today I ran into a girl taking a puppy she couldn’t keep to the animal shelter. Yadda Yadda Yadda meet Sophie ❤️❤️
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I’m 7’ 315lbs of mostly muscle and have an immune system people can only dream if. 14 days ago I was diagnosed with COVID and it has put me on my ass. 12 days in bed but I’m finally up and around with a negative test result a few days ago. This mess is no joke friends.
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Just got a text from a woman who overheard me give the grocery store cashier my phone number. That’s level 9 stalker material right there.
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Anyone remember when you could roll your car down a hill and pop the clutch to start it or am I that old??
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Met this super cool kid who thinks I’m somebody and cares how many likes this gets. Lol. Kids are awesome.
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My mom broke my heart tonight telling me my dad was so sad that I hadn’t returned any of his texts. He’s 76 and thought I was mad at him. Also he was texting some random number thinking it was me 😬. Fixed his phone today ❤️
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As cool as this photo is I met someone who knew my stupid ass from Twitter ❤️❤️. It’s the little things for me.
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For those that don’t know. My son could have been the best there was at whatever he decided to do. Smarter and with more talent than any man I’ve ever known. Mental health is no joke.
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You can’t imagine the strength it takes to pretend your ok every day.
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Relaxing in the pool with the wood elf. Wonder why I had a heart issue now?
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So I walked up to him as my wife said “that’s my husband”. All he could say was “Jesus Christ man. I’m so sorry”. I gave him some advice on how to treat women in the future and he apologized again and got back in his truck. Anticlimactic but he’s alive. Lol. Be better boys.
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My daughter posted this today and I thought it was pretty amazing and wanted to share. She is an incredible kid!!
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Just had a 24 year old OD in our public restroom. Caught it in time and hit him with 2 shots of narcan I found in his bag. He’s alive and headed to hospital. Happy 2020.
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I can’t believe the crap women have to put up with from men every day just going about their business. I’m currently headed down the road because some idiot is following my wife trying to get her attention. He’s about to get some gorilla attention. This may become a thread 😬
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I got to spoil my Wood Elf some today ❤️❤️. She deserves every minute of it.
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I have a home filled with trophies, plaques and awards. Today I just got the only one that matters to me. Ethan’s “Gift of Life Donor” medal. ❤️
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My son took his life. A month later my daughter got indoctrinated about how worthless I was. Today my wife gave me a card from “my kids” thanking me for being an amazing dad, she even tried to hide her handwriting. I married an angel ❤️❤️
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@NightSkye71
My son took his life a few months ago. I’m here if you need someone. I know what you’re going through.
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I got a letter today. I may be getting to meet one of the recipients of Ethan’s organs. Holy shit
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Took my 78 year old parents on the
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My wife posted this on her FB. Kinda perfect if you ask me.
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My step son is 22. I’ve been with his mom for 4 years and married to her for 3 months. Told him I loved him today. Too soon??
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I got to spend Christmas with 2 of my 3 kids this Christmas. My son still haven’t spoken to me since I divorced his mom 3 years ago. I hate the holidays.
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Checking out. Shocking my heart worked on the first time and now I’m back on rhythm. No clots, no valve issues. Back to 100%. Thanks for everyone’s support!!
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Moe has some competition for the worlds cutest puppy. Meet Moose
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So a guy in Starbucks was on his cell and said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “NO HE’S NOT!” Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.
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Today is my birthday. This is me like 100 years ago I think.
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One year ago today I would wake up and get a call at 6am telling me my son had put a bullet in his head. Tonight isn’t going great.
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Someone just sent me this post from my son’s Facebook account 10 years ago.
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Thinking of getting another tattoo of the passport stamps of all the countries I’ve visited (30ish) on my inner bicep. Yes or no?
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My wife couldn’t take a bad photo if she tried. Hubba Hubba
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Because I can’t afford Gwyenth Paltrow’s candle.
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When you’re in another country and they don’t know who tf you are and make you wear sleeves so you borrow your wife’s shirt because you didn’t bring any shirts with sleeves.
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FYI, if you make a crude comment about my wife it’s an automatic block as two idiots just discovered.
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So don’t say anything but as we were walking back to our cars my step son looked at me and said “you know I love you right”. I got in my car, called my wife and broke down on the phone. ❤️❤️
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