Felicia Hardy, Night-Spider
@LuckAndLeather
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Joined March 2016
πππππ©-ππ₯ππππ§ π€π£ π©ππ π₯π§π€π¬π‘γΌ Best of both worlds Still doing what I want 21+ for being a vulgar burglar MDNI
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βEvery time I see videos of pigs, I feel really guilty about eating them. But bacon is delicious.β
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βI donβt celebrate that.β
Not really. βOh. Gross. Is that a no go for flowers for Valentineβs Day then?β
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The DMT beings await! To show us a world where we can be truly happy.
β¦ :) Type shit
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More like kink shaming? βNah, it was the old flowers. All that pollen.β
Donβt spider-shame him! β¦ βIt could beβ
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Why not now?
Sooo next Friday we can take fun drugs?
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Pft, in this political Gilead? No thanks.
I canβt because youβre too pregnant to celebrate the fun way!
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You never celebrate Felicia Friday!
Sooooo many excuuuuseeees
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Disgusted ββ¦..β βSpider-Flu?!β
All the time. And then your sticky hands donβt let go of the tissue
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Stay in your lane, Matt.
I can still ground her.
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βHe canβt ground you, we split up.β
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Leave me here to die. I am not meant for this world.
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βRight fellas, who am I knocking up?β
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Iβm a working mom who has two jobs and the heart of a tiger, Iβm a survivor!
Youβre always too busy for me! Ugly sobbing
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I was BUS-AYYYY
Canβt believe none of you celebrated Rosemarie Monday with me
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Please nobody ever look at my browsing history
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"I'm heading to the Overlook Hotel on Thursday night, going to romance myself real good once I'm there."
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"Ever sneezed so hard that you webbed?" "Gross."
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"Hey there, how's those slutty cowboy hips?"
Wrangling her in with a webline. βHowdy pardner.β
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