Took my kid with me for take your son to work day. As you can see he’s very excited. He is going to learn how babies are made today. Turn that frown upside down
#sex
#work
#sad
#excited
#theygonnalearn
@IUBarstool
I’m gonna put this in simple terms so you understand this. This barstool is the worst I’ve ever seen including high school. Not once have I laughed or found any tweet of yours funny or entertaining what so ever. Whoever runs it needs to be not only fired but never seen again
Having a great night out!! I know for a fact I’m better than all y’all at dancing. I may be old but this old man can bust a move (and hopefully a nut tonight 😉). Have a great night everyone!!
#dance
#drunk
#party
#bust
@BadBadBears812
Not gonna lie…I spied on my wife and daughter in the bathtub. That duo was too hard to resist. Blew all over my daughters iPad. Hour later she started licking it thinking it was icing 😝
#notmyproudestnut
So this fine lady came over to help me with a little problem while my wife was gone. My dryer was broke and this fat hunk ended up getting stuck! You can imagine what happened next. Need I say I stuffed her like it was thanksgiving !
#creampie
@JohnBerger22758
Hell yea!! Sounds like a good time! I remember when I got too at a red light for the first time. Shit was so wild it went out the window and landed on a little girls forehead
#cumshot
@Donaldmm_
I want to take the chance to apologize for what I said. I did not mean to say the words and it was my old phones fault. I think the beard you grew out is much better than anything I could pull off. Have a great day
Kinda curious for how the night is gonna turn out for these fellas. Already assume they’re drinking after getting coal for Christmas from being on the naughty list. Let’s hope they don’t stumble to their car tonight
@David_rodgers70
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I woke up this morning and walked downstairs to make some breakfast. Saw my daughter just give me the finger. Turns out she shit her pants.
#shit
#notagoodmorning
#hersheysquirts
@Su_Papi_
@JaharMenir
@barstool_viking
What are you talking about. What if MD had 12 people and you had 11 on that play and Md won. You guys would be complaining even more
@whitaker_875
@JohnBerger22758
Well…things have changed a lot in my life with everything that happened…I’m a whole new person. Hope everything is going great
My sons birthday today. Boy does he love the sprinkler. Feels like yesterday you crawled out of
@KarenBaskin87
vagina. But were u trouble that day. Love you sm!!
My son is now trying to come out of the closet. He said something along the lines of “I like putting things in my mouth and down my throat” and “I’m not really interested in girls”. Idk what to do. Please help me. Give me suggestions on what to do
@JaharMenir
@SWIsportsreport
Everyone just sucks you off jahar and u know I’m right. You’re cool and funny but what’s not cool and funny is all the meat riders u have
@BarstoolGS
@barstool_tiger
@PeytonBlackard
GS is gonna beat Princeton by at lease 28 points. Princetons football team is like a bunch of 8 year old playing football in the backyard on a thanksgiving evening
Lemme start off by saying congrats to north posey. And good luck at state. But seriously what were the odds of them making it to state. 0/1,000,000,000,000? Talk about a miracle
@JaharMenir
@JordanB649
@SWIsportsreport
Keep talking. Maybe you can convince yourself it won’t happen but in reality 4 months from now nobody will care about u but your meat riders
@whitaker_875
@barstool_viking
My mom would man handle your pussy ass. You couldn’t handle an animal like her. Even I can’t handle her and I can handle just about anyone