Louise Stewart
@LouiseStewart
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Actor. Writer. Scottish. Annoying creative type. Can very easily high kick your head. Acting agent: Gardner Herrity. Voiceover: @deanstvoices
Glasgow, Scotland
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If anyone working from home is missing the office, I am offering a service where I come in to your home (I'll be 10 minutes late), put on my own Spotify playlist and then steal your lunch from your fridge. Email me for price (I won't get back to you)
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When my English boyfriend says it's my turn to do the dishes.
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I've got a joke about a Scottish actress but they want an English actress to tell it instead.
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During these troublesome times, it's nice to see some feel good news.
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I like my men how I like my storms. Taking the bins out.
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Do you ever just stop and realise that you'll probably never get to be Selena Gomez's girlfriend? :(
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Trump looking like your 11 year old sister who got a hold of your make up bag and watched a YouTube video on contouring.
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"Yeah. It's me. I'm the one who scored 16 out of 16 in the picture round."
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Oh, it's that's time of year again when I get annoyed about the lack of recognition of Big Hero 6 being one of the best animated films ever made.
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Remember that time everybody in Glasgow was going to shopping centres and then sticking their feet in tanks with water that was never changed and then getting their feet nibbled by tiny fish? Simpler times.
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Last year, during an audition, I was asked to be "less Scottish"
I'm not entirely sure what they meant, but I think it was probably that I sounded too Glaswegian or working class.
Or maybe it was the blue face paint and kilt. Not sure.
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The only addictive substance I ever swapped my free dinner school ticket for was this bad boy.
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Still confused as to why I didn't win a Bafta for this scene.
A proposal that doesn't quite go to plan...
Watch the
#ScotSquad
boxset now on
@BBCiPlayer
!
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I cannot believe my voice is in this game. I am a huge Xenoblade fan and I am ridiculously excited 😍
Hands On: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Is A Heck Of An Emotional Ride So Far
#HandsOn
#Features
#Preview
#UpcomingReleases
#NintendoSwitch
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I am ridiculously excited about this. One of the best, funniest and most lovely shows of last year is back for a 2nd series. It's about fishing!
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See because Trump's Mum was Scottish, does that technically make this a Highland coup?
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Elaine C Smith smashing it in this Two Doors Down ep 🙌🏻 🎄
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In the space of 3 minutes I got a free coffee, had a nice compliment and saw a sheep in a hat. The day has peaked.
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I hope Stone Cold Steve Austin does a run in at The Royal Wedding and Stunners everybody.
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Tonight I made Millionaire Shortbread. I'm going to marry it without signing a prenup.
Yeah, yeah. The shortbread is a bit thick but please don't talk about my future husband like that.
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Had the privilege of watching all 6 EPs of
#goodomens
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@neilhimself
Directed by
@drmuig
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@SuzanneSmithCDG
@michaelsheen
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I think
@NoamDar
cutting about the WWE and America calling people dafty and wee man might be one of my favourite things.
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This might be the most peaceful thing I've ever seen. ❤️
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While filming this scene for Scot Squad, a member of the public (the crew and actors are hiding) stopped & asked if I needed any help. I was so flustered I didn't actually tell the guy we were filming so I just looked like a weirdo in a wedding dress in the middle of the street.
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Wore my sisters merch to Wrestlemania like an absolute legend (dork)
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Someone actually did my hair and make up today. Felt cute. Won't delete later.
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I look pretty hench in this photo but I also like how it looks like the Daily Record have sent a photographer out to do a story about me complaining about the parking in my street.
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Foggy outside.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
"Ooft. It's like Silent Hill out there"
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Someone is using an old headshot of mine on Tinder. I must admit, the thought of being a single, 24 year old woman called Kimberly does sound fun.
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Ronda Rousey having to experience being annoyed by my wee sister, a feeling I've endured for decades, amuses me.
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Editing a self tape. Thought I'd give myself a proper title.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg is just trying to normalise the word "Imperial" to make the introduction of the Stormtroopers easier.
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"Can you be less...Scottish?" still my favourite feedback from a casting.
Bias against working-class and regional accents has not gone away, report finds
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Well, seeing my name in the writing credits for Only An Excuse last night was pretty cool! My infiltration continues.
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I PRAY THEE, GOD OF WINTER, THIEF OF LIGHT, TAKE THIS HEAT FROM OUR FLESH AND THROW THY FLAKES OF FROST AGAINST US.
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90% of being an actor is trying to figure out what to do with your hands.
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Went to see One Mississippi last night at The Traverse. It was great! Two more nights at The Tron. Sold out but there could be returns!
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I'm starting to worry that Batman might never be truly happy.
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There is a Louise Stewart shortage on television. DO NOT PANIC CAST LOUISE STEWART! I repeat. DO NOT PANIC CAST LOUISE STEWART!
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New headshot but I still never got to be in Taggart :(
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It's my birthday this week. I'm getting a Switch and Animal Crossing so the real world can suck it for a while.
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I make a brief appearance in the new series of Scot Squad. Please don't let that put you off it.
Scot Squad Series 5 starts on BBC Scotland on Thursday 4th April:
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I had a meeting about my sitcom being optioned today. I saw my family. And I also had a pizza. Good day.
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Honestly can't believe the jealousy reeking from your eyes because of my Highlander t-shirt
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So lucky to share a room with this wonderful man. Here's him coming home through the hole he made in the wall after a long day of fighting crime.
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Just getting ready to go oot and hammer the mead with the girls.
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Once during a theatre show, I was playing a character that seduced and killed a couple of guys. You know, standard women stuff. Two feet away, from the front row, a wee old woman exclaimed "What an absolute bitch". Her friend loudly agreed. My best acting review to date.
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I'm in the same room as Peter Capaldi. Remaining cool.
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I've already retweeted this but highlighting again because it's so important.
"Study shows the proportion of musicians, writers and artists with working-class origins has shrunk by half since the 1970s"
Huge decline of working class people in the arts reflects fall in wider society
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Shocked to discover that I am in fact a professional wrestler signed to the WWE and that my wee sister is actually a figment of my imagination just as I always suspected.
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Always an absolute treat to sneak into Scot Squad despite what this face says.
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Is it a coincidence that the hottest day of the year falls on the same date that the hottest people were born? I think not.
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One of my favourite things about humanity is that awkard moment on Naked Attraction where people hug but keep their groins one metre apart.
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I don't have the willpower to ignore this article for any longer.
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Nice face Louise. Well done.
🍺🎉 Are you a
#Burnistoun
fan?
Burnistoun's Big Night is on
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tonight at 10.30PM
More info and clips are available here👇
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Actually being mocked here by
@IslaDawn
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Who got their hair done AND painted their nails today? THIS GUY!
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Listen. I've thought of a million shite tweets about the Will Smith situation, but I'm not going to post them because I am better than that. I am above that. I am legend.
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That was amazing. I just a no/yes debate between 2 guys in George Square. Both really going for it. And then they hugged at the end <3
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