Ocean of Lotion
@LotionOf
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I don't know much of anything, man
Joined February 2020
Well my patreon got nuked again. This is the 3rd time in 5 years the NCAA/NFL have forced me to start over, so I think I'm over it I've deleted all my professional Twitter accounts and am just going to use this one now. It was fun while it lasted I guess Anyways. Hi! I'm Damien
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RT @yelyahprice: its so crazy how 5 years ago this just would've just been a corny t shirt that meant big ego with a fragile heart now it m…
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@_DestinyArrives 3.24 is a lot of time to throw, but that's deceptive because of how Mahomes was navigating the pressure I'd like to see the tracking data for his "Time until he dropped his eyes to sort through the pressure". I bet it's closer to 2 seconds flat
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@esjesjesj "More research is needed on the effect of hormones" >Scientists perform research on the effect of hormones. "They're using my money to trans the rats!!". These guys are so dumb it's unreal.
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@birdsss_fuck_u @iamthemightyoak @kaedwards14 And that's why the dancers started in a mix rather than as the flag to show a disconnected nation. The show was a pretty blatant comment on there being two americas
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@iamthemightyoak @kaedwards14 I refuse to belive you are sentient and alive. You've more in common with a mealworm than an actual human
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There's a huge portion of the human population simply too dumb to understand something so basic. These people I will argue, are not sentient nor alive Just biological machines going through the motions
A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag, and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl. Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay attention to them again.
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Still sad we didn't get a couple tracks from Kendrick Namely Alright and Money Trees
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RT @KegstandJesus: Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text
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RT @CokeSipper: Sure Matt Araiza is a rapist who admitted to giving an underage girl an STD but he’s also a terrible punter so you can unde…
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RT @the_alisa_renee: All of these “lets stop hating each other” commercials are fucking annoying when the source of the hatred and division…
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RT @dogfather: i think an overlooked additional piece of joy from this game is that we haven’t had to see Harrison Butker’s dumb ass one ti…
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RT @DangMarquis: Kelce was gone propose if they won lmaoooo keep that ring in yo pocket cracka
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