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@fopminui
@Morbidful
God said aht AHT! I would’ve been so mad, like I can’t even d!e right lol
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@BigTobes48
@Ask_Hannance
I know right? God forbid a woman should make sure a man isn’t any danger to her before she continues interacting with him lmao she crazy
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@Kheumani
"So and so got a haircut today" is different than "so and so got an abortion and ddn't tell her husband" liiiiiike??????
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@chrystal_inno
@BeingUpile
The fact that this is true upsets me so much. We could get into trouble helping someone else who seems and IS in trouble, people are sick
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@Wavymafia
People be making me feel like I'm CRAZY for this one😭😭it ain't nun dramatic but I'ma look at you different
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@TonyMatrimony
😭😭😭this happened to me once…I went from straight
Natural to a blowout. She poofed my hair up even extra for the before pic, I looked like an electroshock victim 😭
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@herewithmi
"was good"
"This ____"
"Go for ________"
"You got 30 seconds, I've used up 5"
"You've reached the dark side, is this Luke?"
"Big pimpin, what's hittin"
"To place a calling card or credit card call, press 1"
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@OchoBuckets
Honestly I wasn't too worried about that but she literally said juicy so now it's false advertising 🤔
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@celesitial
Listen! When I was nine I was scared to bother my mom because she was always mad at me…my oldest daughter is almost ten she still sleeps in the bed with me, calls me unprompted, and talks to me about everything. Just TALK to your kids for Heavens sake.
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@_shesdarkskiin
My ex filled the tub with water and stuck his head in,then splashed around until I came to see what was going on...you sposed to breathe the water in not hold your breath if you really trying😒
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@HeyImVeryDrew
The way I would have said “oh word? Here you go” and left the plate and that house right away
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@moebuttta
@TEJUANx
Why this sound like an early 90s cartoon😭 "Catch Panini and the Monk Thursdays at 8/7c"
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@2mremins
@michael_pliz
@DaVeDoGg76
@kingcrab286
@MrMekzy_
"iT sMelL brOkE iN hEre" how bout you shove a couple thousand up your booty and fart since you got money to blow
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A lot often are trash too. People are just trash. I've witnessed women do some FOUL things, I've witnessed men do some horrible things. People suck. People suck.
No, fuck Pew research. Let me tell you why.
I've been on a lot of dates in the last 12 months. Girls off tinder, hinge, Facebook dating, girls who I messaged their snaps rather than swipe, whatever
Let me be real, no misogyny, just logic, a lot of women are trash.
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@lemmeccee
@tinaqueen_15
This was a really good casting IMO, his voice makes me feel v safe😂😂
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@HealthyFairy86
A lot Of men just hate women fr, it’s their past time. Take that and sports away and they won’t have an identity
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@THENEOPEARL
It’s not dumb. The idea is nice. But for most men, if they tell you “wait for me” the end of that sentence is “…while I finish hoeing”.
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@reinjenjenni
@Rothmus
Yes, I can’t believe Obama invented the credit system and charge cards. What a villain
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@appalachiafrog
@WomenPostingLs
Or-hear me out-she wasn’t stressed to lose someone that shallow🥴
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@SomaKazima
Just left my review. Will be hunting them down on social media. Because this is not okay. The heartbreak in her voice was just too much
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@ShadowxTwilight
@ShitpostGate
My mom was lecturing my
brother I started humming the national anthem, getting progressively louder until she noticed and cussed my ass out😂😂worth it
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@AIchrissss
@numba9z
@kirawontmiss
Ida threw his ass out too, you don't come up in here double doorin it😂
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@KingJustynX
@_shesdarkskiin
BRO lolllllll lemme text him and see if he'll meet up for a re-do
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@Nikloshabash
@Morbidful
I went into surgery as a grown ass 29 year old and was crying my eyes out, I was so scared. Can’t imagine how these kids must have felt..this is so cute and I think it’s crying in here
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@riatheevirgo
@prettisusu
"oops I better not post THIS one, it's
@prettisusu
's husband" like girl calm down we want a fine man, not YOUR fine man, go away
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@caro_dep
@nonbinarybooty
IN oThER cOunTrIEs, hun we don't live there lol and different jobs aren't always available immediately, although bills need to be paid immediately 🥴
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@SebLin10
@damnn_sammm_
That’s just because men don’t really gaf😭as long as they have somebody there when they want them, they don’t care who it is lol
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@Sercvvv
Listen😭they be so down on the press on nails…like I have a JOB, I have to type all day but I just wanna be cute sometimes
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@MailOnline
This tweet is for all the people that look like me that can’t swim…I’m not sure why so many of us can’t but please, PLEASE learn no matter how old you are. A few years ago I wouldn’t have been able to handle this situation but a friend taught me and it’s made a huge impact.
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@20sheartthrob
@DailyLoud
He was dating teens. like to be more clear, he was being a ped0phile
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@BigNeyogems
For some reason I'm my family's rich auntie but I have two of my own. I'm the cousin that's always on vacation, all the kids beg to spend the night at my house, get excited when I come over and I bring the biggest bags at the birthday parties😭with great power comes..well lol
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@stillnotadvice
@SMASEY
@cvspharmacy
I almost choked to death on my drink, I hope you’re satisfied 😂😂
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@SomaKazima
For me it’s the other teachers tryna protect her and acting like nothing happened. I’m sorry but as soon as you decide you want to become a teacher you’re taking partial responsibility for the safety of the students you teach. Shouldn’t be no honor among thieves.
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@BigNeyogems
That shit physically HURTS. I lost two pants sizes in two weeks after a bad breakup. Barely had anything but Tylenol, weed and wine the whole time.
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@ImRunning4Prezi
@Taidagreat92
It's not funny that you panicked but it's hilarious when you think about her mindset-she getting it on and then suddenly flying across the room..
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@DebeeMI
@Arc051290
@TansuYegen
No one's shaming the dogs. Its the dog walkers! If squirrels, foxes, woodchucks etc had walkers I'd expect them to pick it up too
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@Fentanyl_FL0YD
@MsFayeBishop
@drboycewatkins1
Yup. Everybody knows you have to trade your maternal instincts and life skills when you get tatted. The two cannot coexist😒
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@HWalbrecht37859
@MaxMaaxMaaax
It may be valid in the sense that it works for them. But it’s weird and honestly a little juvenile. If they conduct interviews like that, working for them is probably a nightmare.
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@jayythewave
And I'ma be the customer in line BEHIND the customer like "oh word" 😭😭stop me lmaooook
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