Absolutely crushing at work today 💪
Feeling generous 💝 🎁
Holiday spirit or sum sh1d idk tbh🎄
Want a free Milad??
Like post for entry. Giveaway right after the 1st rug zone bell in Everyday at 8pm est ‼️
I was loading Gmail and it said ‘checking for Milad’
Or ‘loading mail’ idk tbh, but that’s so funny Gmail was checking for my Milads
New hat acquired ✅
My first joke after waking up from coma
Last statement beforehand: My stomach kind of hurts
They lacerated my entire chest and manually readjusted the organs
Stomach was in rib cage
1yr ago a lot can change ❤️🩹
@OwenBenjamin
If something smells shitty, first check your own diaper
Then check India 🇮🇳 obv
Big Bear, what do you think about their Moon-landing cultural appropriation?
@utism_
Inglorious Bastards is a gay movie
A “bearJew” exacting revenge on a captured Nazi is literally a gay fantasy and somehow people walked away thinking it was a cool movie
Divorce paperwork:
Notarized & Signed ✅
Outstanding CC debt:
Paid off completely ✅
20% Down Payment on a house in my area:
Waiting in the bank✅
Feeling nearly ready to start dating again
This Christmas season ❄️ 🌲
I’ve gifted like 5 Milads
Great 🎁 for my brother & his wife
Bought toys for a single mom coworker’s son
Got a huge cardboard box out of the street on a dog walk 📦
Broke it down, put it in the dumpster
I’ve heard
Milads have more upside than milady
Milad have more upside than radbro
Milad have more upside than schizo poster
Milad have more upside than mememe
Milad have more upside than remilio
Milad will 10x 20x 50x
Sweep milad for generational wealth
I may be down 50% from my ATH Smolana memecoin griftings, but I gave a few holiday presents on the blockchain and acquired some extremely nice Milads & Caffeends💝
I took a graduate level, formal logic philosophy course in college. The professor taught us about Kurt Goëdel
This was the highest IQ guy I’ve ever been around. He had a lake with ducks. I think about this often.
All my enemies are turning into my teachers, because
lights blinding no way dividing
What’s yours and mine
when everything’s shining‼️
your darkness is shining
my darkness is shining
Have faith in myself, truth 🎶
Built and tended a bonfire all night
Had several mallows & one superb s’more
Woke up at 3:50 am, worked 10 hours
Grip it and rip it, boys
Never not ripping
You cant see your reflection in boiling water, similarly you cant see the truth in a state of anger. When the waters are calm, clarity comes.
Namaste ❤️🙏🏻
$WISDM of the day 🐶🔥🛩️
Goal for 2024 is to go on dates
Actively meet a women
Which is hard bc I drink exactly one beer per night which excludes me from heavy drinkers & also sober people
Plus I only go to coffee shops & disc golf courses
And refuse to use dating apps
But I got a lot going for me 💪💰
I cooked white bean chili for my family tonight
Going to get back into home-cooking
Fit, handsome, man who can cook while having a cute dog is my vibe 2024 😎
On my old account I did the post. Hey I’m at the store. You guys need anything?
Except I actually bought everything mentioned
Still have never used the chopped pecans or croutons