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So I'm assuming that North West won't be a One Direction fan?
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Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor.
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Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor.
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You may make mistakes but at least you're not one of the twelve publishers that rejected Harry Potter.
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Stop saying Donald Trump is a Slytherin when he's clearly a muggle.
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“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -JK Rowling
#RIPRobinWilliams
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So you'll give the Oscars Harry Potter music but you wouldn't give Harry Potter an Oscar?
#AcademyAwards
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Never forget that the Harry Potter franchise was nominated for 12 Academy Awards and won none. Ugh, Muggles.
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#ThingsISayToMuch
. Is 'Much' a person? Are you tweeting things you say to this person? If not, it's TOO not to. How is this a worldwide TT?
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Your parents hid your Hogwarts letter because they were jealous.
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#ImSoTiredOf
people saying something is going to be the "next Harry Potter." The magic of those seven books can never be replicated.
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Fred and George Weasley had the Marauder's map for years. Why didn't they think it was weird that Ron was sleeping with a guy named Peter?
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If you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there is something Siriusly Ron with you.
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Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled "Maybe it's not us, it's you..."
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The
#ClosingCermoney
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It is 2014 and Quidditch is still not an Olympic sport.
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"RIP James and Lily Potter" is trending. Well, this is awkward.
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Q: Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? A: Because it was making him Moody.
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Why was Bella Swan even presenting with Harry Potter? Does Sparkly Cedric know about this??
#Oscars2013
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There is no excuse for people who have never read Harry Potter.
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J.K Simmons just won an Oscar for playing a teacher who terrorizes his student. Severus Snape was robbed.
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Happy Birthday, JK Rowling. Your words will always be magic.
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#2014Resolutions
: Be as swift as the coursing river; With all the force of a great typhoon; With all the strength of a raging fire.
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Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
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The Stadium just went into a
#blackout
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. Get it right.
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In an attempt to seem more modern, Hogwarts has officially adopted Pharrell's hat as the new sorting hat.
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#PowerOutage
at the Super Bowl. Is this where a cage descends & we learn the players have been reaped for The Hunger Games?
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Happy Easter. If you find a giant, golden egg then it turns out you're a Triwizard Champion.
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Muggle-borns at Hogwarts will probably walk into care of magical creatures and start throwing pokeballs.
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If Scotland decides to separate from England who gets Hogwarts in the divorce?
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Kim Kardashian had her baby. No word on which 'K' name she gave it but I'm hoping for 'Kreacher.'
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#StoryBehindMyScar
is trending. People are responding in 140 charaters. It took Harry Potter seven, ridiculously long, books. Drama queen.
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You know you love me. XOXO
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Twitter just suggested that I follow Emma Watson...
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From the looks of it, Draco is having quite the time at Coachella. Nobody tell his father about this!
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'Where is Zayn' is trending. This is why everyone needs a Marauder's Map.
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Harry, I don't hate you because you're a horcrux. You're a horcrux because I hate you.
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Voldemort, Voldemort, oooh, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy Voldemort!
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Today is Daniel Radcliffe's birthday. I can't stand that guy. There's just something about him...
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The Hunger Games has outsold Harry Potter on Amazon. Both must band together to prevail over 50 Shades of Grey...
http://t.co/EQNFu3rM
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#DepressingChristmasSongs
: "Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died."
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2016 was channeling The Little Mermaid and ended the year by stealing Mariah Carey's voice.
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When you wish upon a star you are actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
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For someone who claims they want to "be like Darth Vader;" Kylo Ren has some serious Snape hair action going on...
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"What rhymes with Harry? Uh, no reason or anything, just curious." -Taylor Swift
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Happy National Dog Day to Sirius Black! Also, to Dolores Umbridge! She may like kitten plates but she's definitely a bitch.
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That awkward moment when Sean Kingston was injured in a Jet Ski accident & you keep thinking 'somebody call 911...'
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Happy Easter. If you find a massive golden egg it means you're a Triwizard Champion.
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Kanye West just announced onstage that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. I don't even need a prophecy to tell me this kid has to be destroyed.
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There are two types of people in this world: people you can trust to help hide a body and people who are the body.
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