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Groundhopping, Southend United, long distance running, lefty gobshite. #southendhoppers Kit sponsors of Lewis Reilly, Workington AFC

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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
I'd like to thank @CJPhillips1982 for everything he has done for the last God Knows How Long. He's taken some stupid flack for doing his job, but he has kept us all sane with his timely reports and going the extra mile for the fan base. Have a great Xmas mate.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Outside Clownshoes' House #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
@KasperLopata @CJPhillips1982 @SUFCRootsHall If your employer doesn't pay you. You find a better employer. In this case, that won't be hard. Good luck
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
Whether Ron Martin gets the money or not. He still has to go. We cannot go through this once or twice a year, every year. Its a circus and has been for years. It needs to stop. And it only stops with a new owner.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
There will be a statement, probably tomorrow, from interested parties. Please get behind it. This a very real chance of clawing our club back from the brink. We can and we will... #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Today's march. Over 1000 making their feelings known, plenty more in the ground. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
9 months
That was phenomenal. Southend 2 Top of the League, Chesterfield 1. A belter of a game and 8000+ in the fifth tier.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
It is hard to believe that our friends at Scunthorpe have unearthed a worse owner than Clownshoes. That takes some doing. Really hoping you guys find a way through this.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
I've just purchased tickets for the Solihull and Ebbsfleet home games. Boycott officially over. Lets get back to talking football rather than the shite we've had to deal with over the last five years.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
He hasn't paid the taxman. Again The club is in an embargo. Again The club's main shirt sponsor has withdrawn support because of "fraud" and will go to court to get their money back CEO is a Director of the sponsor Don't know if staff have been paid RON MARTIN GET OUT OF MY CLUB
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
It's gonna a be tough day. Remember. Be kind to each other. We are a huge family, lets make sure we're all ok, regardless of the outcome.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Tomorrow could well be D Day. I've no idea how this is going to play out. It could be a pyro party in the car park. It could be something very different. Just remember. No one does business with Club Killers or their families. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I hear on the grapevine HMRC are paid. But we all know that borrowing money to pay your debts isn't a way to manage finances. So whilst we have an immediate future we should continue to shout, loudly, MARTIN OUT, until he goes.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
A very good source tells me good news. Don't be running around thinking of announcements, but I don't feel as bad as I did earlier. Knowing lots of us are feeling shit, a glimmer of positivity won't go amiss.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
He's got some front. Not welcome here.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I have on really good authority that Kimura have pulled out. I have on equally good authority that Kimura are really going for it. Rumours flying, right now.... believe nothing until someone says something official. #MarinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
...and the new pitch at Roots Hall...
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
This is called progress. 2014 v 2023. Feel so much better and confident not being that fat, lazy slob.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Imagine going to work only for your boss to undo all your work every day for a year. That's something 16 players and the management of Southend United will be thinking about now. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
@Ollie_Bayliss I saw the appointments for a mate of mine. A game for the next 11 days. He doesn't think physically he can do and he certainly can't juggle work and football to that extent. Someone, somewhere, must see some sense.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
"that was fun" words I've not spoken after a Roots Hall game for the last five years. The relief was palpable and the joy unbridled. Its been a while, but I'm home.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Over the years I have met many fine and wonderful people following Southend Some of those people have become great friends. Others I share a laugh with on match day when I see them. Our imminent death means I won't see many of these faces again. That's the really tough bit.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
The Chairman of both @DorkingWDRS and @YorkCityFC have done more for Southend United in the last few months than Clownshoes has for years. Down With Clownshoes! #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Southend lost. People with tiny IQs want to blame players and managers. It's almost like they're goldfish and have forgotten everything that has gone before. Absolute melts. #martinout
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
En route to @YorkCityFC . Their chairman has done more for my club than Clownshoes. #Martinout
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
We can't field a team for a friendly tomorrow. Most of us knew in the week as you can't operate with 14 players and no medics. Quite why we've taken until 24 hours before kick off to let Billericay down is anyone's guess. Decent club Billericay, deserved better from us.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
We do have Southend Phoenix ready to go as soon as 2nd March. There is a considerable amount of work to do between then and July, get a new club constituted, funded and playing. I really hope we don't have to do that, but this is how serious it has got!
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I can't comprehend how a business chooses not to pay his staff for four months. Regardless of how he's wrecked my football club, THAT is unforgivable and inexcusable. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
10 months
Ground 409 The Spotted Dog for the Clapton derby. It was marvellous. Fantastic venue, cracking food and a bonkers atmosphere. I'll be coming back. This is how you do non league football! @ClaptonCFC 2 @ClaptonFootball 1 #southendhoppers
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
People suggesting that the NL throwing us out could be in any way construed as a good thing need a head wobble. We need the NL to give a firm, definite deadline to get this shit sorted and it needs to be about 2 weeks. Let's see how fast the rat can run.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
I'm going home tonight..... MY home. Not his.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
It's like Christmas Eve when you were a kid, isn't it fellow Shrimpers? Big present waiting to be unwrapped or a lump of coal? "has he been yet?!?!?!"
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
7 months
Here we go. I'll always wonder what we could have done this season if we'd have been able to start embargo free. Now it's a mad scramble for the playoffs. Hold on tight boys, this is going to be a crazy second half of the season.
@SUFCRootsHall
Southend United FC
7 months
🗞️ We are thrilled to confirm the signing of prolific striker Danny Waldron. Click below to read more! ⤵️
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I'll be on BBC Essex 7:35 tomorrow morning along with @KristofShrimper . I am not really sure what we can possibly say that won't see us thrown off air or sued.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
6 months
Yes, the two Torquay numpties being hung out to dry is funny. But, we were there recently (and still may be). None of us should want them to go out of business because of two teenage shitbags' tweets. We must be standing up with Torquay and Rochdale. It could still be us.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
WHAT DO WE WANT....... Currently on show opposite the entrance to Roots Hall.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Oh dear, I seem to have mistakenly caused a football club to go out of business. Unfortunately, I no longer need that stadium in these plans. So here are new plans with some lovely new houses on it instead.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
#MartinOut Urging boycotters to get to the game on Saturday v Fylde. Join the protests beforehand and make your voices heard inside the ground. Season tickets holders are able to bring guests, so you do not need to compromise your position on putting money in his pocket.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I tell you what, I've done TV, radio. I am media trained. And that is the closest I've ever come to crying live on air.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
#MartinOut Please hashtag this in all tweets. Let's get this far wide.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
I'm going to Roots Hall today. I used to call it home, but its not whilst Clownshoes is in control. #Martinout Beforehand, I'll be at the Pier for the pre match march. Join me. 13:30
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
7 months
I am off to @WealdstoneFC with the Mighty Blues, genuinely looking forward to an away for the first time in literally years. A proper team, run properly and really no off field antics to be concerned about.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Bailiffs in at the Blues (which I believe is a regular occurrance) Clownshoes in court fighting with engery companies A ten man team preparing to play Maidenhead. Just a normal day in the life of Southend United #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Really pleased Southend won 4-0. Top of the table. An incredible result considering the complete lack of pre-season. I hope those that went had a great afternoon. I really hope to be with you soon - but not whilst Clownshoes remains. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I reckon Steve Nash is wondering why he is getting tagged into a thousand tweets from people he doesn't know talking about a club he has never heard of......
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
I hear on the grapevine the money has appeared the bank. Three cheers for Ron, eh? No. It's a bridging loan with massive interest, and we don't have planning permission for the stadium. We will back here again in months. And even if we aren't, he's done enough damage.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Thank you @buryfcofficial for your solidarity. #MartinOut
@buryfcofficial
Bury Football Club
1 year
To the fans of Southend United… We stand with you. ✊ #FootballBelongsToTheFans
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Thanks to @jmpschooley @AllAtSeaFanzine and @CJPhillips1982 for your updates from court today. We await the statement at 5pm, if indeed there is one. We Are Southend United.... and not matter what Clownshoes says and does, we always will be!
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
Just arrived at Mariners Park home of @SouthShieldsFC What a fantastic set up. I can't believe this is Northern Premier League. It'll put a lot of League clubs to shame . #southendhoppers
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Currently sitting in the Blue Boar which has doubled up as a BBC radio station
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
Fucking yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.....
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
About six hours we got a last minute reprieve. Have the club said anything at all, kept fans up to date, managed expectations. Of course they've not. It's a complete shambles.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
People who arrive after kick off and make you stand to get to their seat should be burned at the stake. Discuss
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I view this positively. It puts his arse firmly in a vice. Hard deadlines and consequences. He can't pay the debts, so sell up and piss off. And if you're reading this, remember. NO ONE DOES BUSINESS WITH A CLUB KILLER #MartinOut
@SUFCRootsHall
Southend United FC
1 year
📝 The National League have today issued the following statement.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
If you want an example of really piss poor planning, there is this lad. Waited until Christmas Day to get his Southend ticket and now chomping it's all ticket and he can't get one. I mean, they've only been on sale for eight weeks.
@beespod
BeesPod
8 months
Disgraceful from @SUFCRootsHall . Made the game all ticket last minute, and now not even allowing anymore online sales for away fans. Shambolic system. What do we do now?!
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
This could be a big week. A very big week. I really, honestly, don't know what is going on or how (or even, if) this ends. It's tough for all of us, so can we just try to be nice and support each other.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
@CatharineHoey Lets be fair and honest here @CatharineHoey . You are a Brexiteer, you campaigned for this. It was obvious from the start that NI issues weren't resolvable without significant problems arising. Why start whining about it now? Your problem. Resolve it.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
I groundhop because I like to. It gets me out of the house with my mates and we have a laugh. I am sad enough to know every game I've seen and every ground I've been to. Some people have different rules and criteria. It doesn't matter to me what you count. Just enjoy it.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
No one does business with club killers or their families. Someone needs to remember this. We will. #martinout
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
10 months
My favourite Southend United stat.... When was the last time we scored five goals at home in the League. The answer was vs QPR in 2007. NOT ANYMORE!!!!
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
10 months
I've spent a year tweeting negative stuff about the (soon to be former) owner of my football club. Right now, the place is bouncing. There is a future. And its fucking great.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
The club knew about this on 3rd April. A month ago. Didn't say anything whilst lots of you paid £340 for a season ticket! This isn't unbelievable
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
The number of tweets condemning Ron Martin's inability to run a football club competently is staggering. Some real heart wrenchers. I wonder if he reads any of them, or even understands what the club means to a lot of people. Or even cares.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Southend Pier Marathon done. Not trained whatsoever. I just winged it. Managed to get over 20 miles before the lack of training bit and I needed a Jef. But finished strongly. Into the wind was horrendous. Proper tough. Next week I'm running around an airfield.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
What does the future bring? I just want a football club to support. I want to talk about transfers, bad referees, great away days, decent pies and have a laugh. I don't want to be a front for a poorly thought out property development. CLOWNSHOES HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
What do the following have in common? Martin Dawn Plc Martin Dawn E.A. Ltd Martin Dawn Plymouth Ltd R.Martin Developments Ltd They all have the same owner, they're all facing winding up orders next week.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Bottom line is.... if you fail to pay your employees, they will eventually find an employer who does. Good luck to @KasperLopata - no hard feelings from me. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
Banners with anti Martin sentiments are not allowed into Roots Hall for Health and Safety reasons. Yet there is little action about the crumbling terracing and collapsed roof in the bar. Anyone know how much a Cesna costs to hire?
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
A sponsor with principals. Thank you for support and show of solidarity with unpaid staff
@MidexPRO
MidexPRO
1 year
A statement from #MidexPRO regarding their partnership with #SouthendUnitedFC
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Am hoping we can celebrate Martin Out Day soon.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
It's heartbreaking watching this. 3 down, ten men. Only 3 defenders available on Tuesday. Can't blame the players. It's broken. Fans, City and football deserve better . For the love of God, sell it. #martinout
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
6 months
Happy Lord Football Day I completed the journey initially at Swansea in 2019, but changes to the 92 meant a few additional grounds, culminating at Harrogate last year. A year later my application has been accepted and I'm formerly in the 92 club. @FutbologyApp #southendhoppers
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
Its the World Cup next week, and I really couldn't care less. Wrong country Wrong time Wrong choice Yeah, I'll watch some, but really disinterested.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
@SUFCOfficial Congratulations from all at Southend. See you in the EFL sometime soon!
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
This time next week my football club might be dead. THIS. TIME. NEXT. WEEK. However, I suspect he has managed to beg money from somewhere, and has probably had it for a while. If he has, why hasn't he paid his players, staff and bills. It doesn't end next week. Martin Out!
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
People saying we are better off without Lopata. 5 defeats on the spin suggests not. But if he'd been paid, like all working people expect to be, he wouldn't have gone. Would he? Maybe it was the "fuck you" manner of Clownshoes' players meeting that really did it for him.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
I understand.... If the club goes into Administration it will ONLY effect Southend United. Roots Hall, Training Ground all still owned by Clownshoes. So, even if a buyer comes in for the admin club - we still have him as a landlord. ... if I have this wrong, please tell me.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
@bushontheradio Half Man Half Biscuit
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Fingers, toes and testicles crossed.
@CJPhillips1982
Chris Phillips
11 months
There have been big developments today. The consortium are now very close to buying Southend United. Read all the details here
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
I mean, why bother paying your staff when York City's Chairman will do it for you. Of all the debts morally he should have paid, it was these superheroes' #MartinOut
@CJPhillips1982
Chris Phillips
1 year
Staff still remain unpaid at Blues despite this news.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Claiming that you do not lie looks a bit shallow when you look at what you've said... In July you said you'd pay the WUP from personal finances. Today you've told Talksport you can't pay it. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
There will come a time when I won't have to #MartinOut Let's hope it's because he has gone.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
"I fucking love this club, you idiot" needs to resonate around the supporter base. He clearly doesn't. That's why he has personally allowed the NL to take 10 points off us. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
The cycle continues. Something good happens at Southend United, we all 😃 Then Clownshoes comes along with some other disaster of his own making, and we all 😱😥😡 It's a never ending roller coster and no wonder the fanbase is like angry cats in a bag. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
Great win for @SUFCRootsHall today, 3-0 over a decent Halifax team. Who needs forwards, eh? Really can't wait to see what this management team can do with recruitment in the coming weeks.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
6 months
Unpopular opinion, but fair play to the 600 or so Daggers today. Nice to see people in the North Bank, and a decent turn out for a Saturday evening game that is on telly.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
Dagenham fans should take a leaf out Barnet's book. A proper non league club with a handful of fans fans trying to get a rivalry going with us. Dagenham failed, but Barnet are making a fist of it.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
We seem to have some movement and clarity. This is I believe less than the original offers made and it does seem he is cutting his loses. No mention of the FF development. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Oh, and good morning everyone! It's a grey day here in the north of England, interesting politics overnight and I don't know if I can get home. But we can all agree...... @MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
9 months
So. I didn't get elected to the Trust Board. I missed out by just two votes! No worries, four people I voted for did and it was a top class field. If you did vote for me, thank you. And I know those that got on ahead of me will be doing an excellent job.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
8 months
@CJPhillips1982 1. clear embargo 2. sign those players that are lined up 3. ensure everyone is paid lets start 2024 on a sound footing and go from there.
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
Clownshoes Goes To Therapy #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Clownshoes awaits judgement. Let's hope the judge has a black cap. Feel free to add your own caption #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Justin Rees makes a statement. Key takes out are:- Bids put in but not accepted. No FF involvement so money back needed Administration noted Liquidation won't happen. I'll be at the Hall Saturday! Having my voice heard inside the ground. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
Home! After one of the most difficult days being a Southend supporter. It is clear my club is nothing more than a moving corpse. Despite the best efforts of players, managers and staff - one man, and one man only is responsible for this. No idea what happens next....
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
11 months
I hearby promise never to use the word "Clownshoes" again. The man is leaving our football club, and we should all be looking forward towards a brighter, better future that doesn't involve, amongst other things, either shoes or clowns. #MartinOut
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
1 year
The fact that players were paid on time is both newsworthy and a relief, says just how bad things under Clownshoes' regime. #martinout
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@Lord_Football
Lord Football
2 years
Just been reported we've not paid Darlington their share of gate receipts from our recent cup game. Just another name to add to the list.
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