Lord Iffy Boatrace
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Former Royal Marines Commando. Motorbikes, Fishing, MotoGP, and throwing weights about. Fireblade pilot. 🏍 🎣 🏁🏋️♀️
50.5719° N, 3.9207° W
Joined March 2013
Fucking hell.. Does anyone know a good agony aunt?.. Asking for a friend.. 🫤
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Shocking…
9 arrests at the Unite the Kingdom rally. MSM: Far-right yobs, best avoided. 528 arrests at Notting Hill carnival. MSM: A vibrant display for a family day out.
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Dear God I’ve only scrolled on here for a few minutes and the amount of celebrations around Charlie Kirk getting assassinated is mindblowing. The “tolerant” left in all their sick glory.. Leftism is a fucking disease man.. Absolute bunch of cunts.. 😡 #CharlieKirk
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Brilliant.. 😂
The greatest ever explanation of why Net Zero is so shit and the world is fucked. No one explains it better than an Aussie. And it’s glorious 💣
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Every time I start to think I’ll go a bit more sedate and get myself a Harley or something I take this mad fucker out for a bit.. Within a few minutes I’ve realised the error of my ways and called myself a bellend for even considering such a silly idea.. #Fireblade 🏍️ 🖤
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One of my mates Mrs is paying nearly £300 a month on those weight loss injection things.. 300 bastard quid!.. I know what Mrs B would be told.. £25 a month on a gym membership and stop sticking scran in yer gob every 10 minutes is all you need.. Easy. Some folks.. 🙄
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What’s going on with this weather man. It’s like someone flipped a switch and it’s instantly gone from summer to winter.. Mental..
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Been out this afternoon for some beers with some old mates followed by going to the football for even more beverage.. Now the wife is knocking up a dirty great curry for when I get back.. It’s been a hoofin Saturday man.. 👌
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All the plastic mancs are a bit grumpy this morning.. They could always try supporting their local team I guess.. The throbbers.. 😬 #ManUtd #BummedByGrimsby
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Barring being abducted by Aliens or one of his legs falling off Marquez has already won this years championship.. 175 points clear already.. Game over.. #MM93 #HungarianGP 🏍️
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A geezer on a Harley Davidson sat beside me at lights earlier.. Fuck me man… Show me another brand of motorbike that sounds as good as a Harley does when it’s just ticking over.. It’s almost musical.. 👌
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There’s a saying in the gym world that a workout will either fix you or fuck you.. After being on the piss for the past 4 days with some old oppos I can safely say that today it is the latter.. 🏋️♂️ 😥 😩
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Record number of students passing their A levels apparently.. That’s more that will be going to the leftard indoctrination centres otherwise known as university’s then..To reemerge 3 years later as nauseatingly sanctimonious wet wipes no doubt.. Aces.. 😐 #ALevelResultsDay
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At the bar and I know that a woman was there before me. To that end as a gent when the barman asks me what I want I point him in her direction.. Not even a nod, or a thanks just a snide look.. Feminism has turned some women into arseholes man.. Fuck is wrong with people?.. 🤷♂️
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Watching WWE with the lad. It was so much better in the 90s man.. I mean it’s always been a bit chad but at least it looked a little bit realistic in the days of Undertaker, Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin.. This new era is fucking awful.. The acting the wrestling the lot..
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You know when you think you’ll go on a ride but you open the garage and the Mrs has piled a load of shit in front of the bike and then all of a sudden you can’t be arsed to go on the ride. So you call the wife a bellend under your breath and go back to the sofa? That.. 😐
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