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Jeans, boots, & burnt orange, y'all. Note: This is a parody account. Not affiliated with @UTAustin . Email: longhornhumor @gmail .com
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Overheard at
#CocksNotGlocks
rally: "If they're packing heat🔫, we're packing meat🍆!!!" (Via
@ayolsola27
)
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Texas 24
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We’re off to the Big 12 Championship! 🤘🐂🤘🐂
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Sorry Clemson, but Vince Young had the best National Championship touchdown of all time. 🤘
#GOAT
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Texas wins 48-45.
Overall record vs OU: 63-46-5
Hook ‘em! 🤘🤘🤘
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Bevo > your mascot
Texas did NOT come to play with Georgia today!! Even the mascot is about that action.
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It's only fitting that Reggie Bush loses to another Texas team on January 4th. Hook 'em, Cowboys!
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Texas has fired Coach Strong.
Thank you for everything, Coach! 🐂🤘
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It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be gay.
It’s ok to be straight.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it's NEVER okay to be a Sooner.
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And it's goodbye to A&M.
@Texas_Baseball
wins 4-1 over the Aggies. Hook 'em!
http://t.co/2pRHS1ZVD3
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What the Cotton Bowl will look like after halftime 🤘
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We're pullin' for Texas Ex Matthew McConaughey to win big at the Oscars tonight.
http://t.co/WyNjp7IEdd
http://t.co/3cSmPe4yBG
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Still a proud Longhorn. 🤘
Refs, y'all are pieces of shit. 💩
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Reason Texans say "y'all": It drops the two least popular letters, "OU". Hook 'em.
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What do Longhorns and Aggies have in common?
They both applied to UT.
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Don’t be ashamed to wear a mask in public. Some people wear OU shirts.
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10 years ago today, Vince Young showed USC who's boss to win the National Championship. Hook 'em!
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Like. Fine. Wine
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Alright, alright, alright. Congrats to Texas Ex Matthew
@McConaughey
on his huge Oscar win tonight!
http://t.co/2LkYhjPlV2
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It's 10:30PM and OU can't tell the difference between "you're" and "your".
http://t.co/cpQteHBvZr
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Whatever happens in the Sugar Bowl, just remember that this happened.
#OUsucks
http://t.co/Bg4sESPf70
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BREAKING: Texas is playing Arkansas in the Texas Bowl because the Aggies are too chickenshit to play us.
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For all of y'all goin' to see King George tonight, just remember he bleeds burnt orange.
http://t.co/FPfZ4XYysq
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1. Does OU suck?
Yes 100%
No 0%
500,323,999 votes • Final results
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Reason Longhorns say “y’all”: It drops the two least popular letters, “OU”. Hook ‘em.
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RT for Kerbey Queso
❤️ for Torchy's Green Chile Queso
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Congrats to Longhorns Michelle Carter and Joseph Schooling on taking home the gold!
#HornsInRio
🤘
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Delete your account.
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We've got footage of Swoopes' run on the last play... 🤘
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How do you know God's a Longhorn? The
#SuperBloodMoon
is burnt orange. \m/
http://t.co/NgUDJyofYl
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How do you know God's a Longhorn? He makes lunar eclipses burnt orange.
http://t.co/PHLjDCbOyT
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Taylor Swift has held on to a man longer than our Texas defense has.
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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian will play defense in the 2nd half. She's held on longer to a man than our defense can.
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If the albino squirrel gets lucky...do we get luckier during finals? 🤔
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BREAKING: Johnny Manziel won't fulfill his lifelong wish of having a Longhorn on his helmet.
#NFLDraft
http://t.co/dr1r0E0OPQ
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If you play Texas Fight at 11:59:37, we’ll all be able to scream “OU sucks!” at midnight. 🤘
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🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
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Texas Tech lost AND they have to return to Lubbock. 😬
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Horns up for fellow Longhorn
@_Trevante_
and "Moonlight" on winning 3 Oscars tonight. Hook 'em! 🤘
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I'm sorry, but the old Tom Herman can't come to the phone right now... Why? Oh, 'cause he's dead.
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Queen Elizabeth once came to Austin and was on UT's campus and is therefore (and will always be) a Longhorn fan 🤘
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If God ain't a Longhorn, then why are sunsets burnt orange?
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The CDC says vaccinated people are still advised to say that OU still sucks. 🤘
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No, A&M, this does not mean you could've been National Champs.
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