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@Lonely_Dad
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good news! i've officially scheduled a date for my suicide.
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please kill me. this is not a joke. i am not joking. end my life.
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happy new year. I'm looking forward to another year of pain, suffering, and loneliness. I want to die.
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happy mother's day to all of the moms out there (except for susan, that bitch).
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my ex-wife is probably getting fucked by another man right now.
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hey ladies#, let's have sex!!! .after we're done, you can smother me with a pillow and end my pathetic existence.
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the only thing that comforts me at the end of a stressful day is the fact that i will die soon.
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put my face on the penny because it's worthless and shouldn't exist.
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i will pay a woman with a big ass# $20 to sit on my face until i die from asphyxiation.
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instead of shooting cops, please shoot me instead. i will pay you.
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how much xanax do i need to take to overdose and die? asking for a friend.
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life is short but clearly not short enough as i'm still alive.
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has anyone seen my will to live? it's been missing for a few years now. i really need it back.
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only death can save me from depression LOL!!! please kill me.
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happy 4th of july. my wife fought for independence in court. she won.
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i'm drinking again! hahahaha! i use alcohol to numb the pain hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!.
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i don’t know what a fort nite is but please shut the fuck up or you’re grounded.
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maybe something good will happen to me one day. yeah right LOL!!!!!!! kill me.
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do you have any plans for valentine's day? I'm probably going to kill myself.
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*dmx voice* where my wife, where my wife, where my wife at.
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super bowl! football! oh my god please come back susan i miss you so much.
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happy mother's day to everyone, with the exception of susan of course.
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happy 4th of july! i'm celebrating my independence from my wife. just kidding, i want to die.
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son: "dad, freestyle for us".me: *clears throat*.me: "my wife left me".
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i will give you $20 to kill me and dispose of my body in the forest.
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i sure do love paying $50,000 a year for my ungrateful son to get belligerently drunk and experiment with his sexuality.
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real dad hours.click like if depression is slowly killing you from the inside.
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my son never stops asking me for money. he still doesn't understand that i have nothing thanks to susan and her team of lawyers.
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happy 420. i'm going to smoke until i forget about my ex-wife.
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