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I'll always be a microeconomist because I'm 5'1
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I want to look like this in my 90s
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does anyone else say "hi" or "please" to chatgpt or am I mentally ill
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interviewer: so, tell me about yourself
me: i'm blackpilled, gradually becoming whitepilled, an average christmas enjoyer, bitcoin haver, aspiring bodybuilder, homesteader and seed oil disrespector
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Oh look the Bible is asking you to enjoy your wife's boobs
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You need to be prison maxxing. Ten years in max security. Just lift weights and hang out with the bros. Learn to fight. Form alliances. Be strategic
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i remember there was a Polish guy at the london office i worked at, and there was this girl who took pole dancing. And one day he was like "can I be your pole?" to her
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Evolutionary biologist at a bar: "so what's a girl with a hip-to-waist ratio like yours doing here?"
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Pov: When someone gives a serious answer to your silly joke
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Most undergrad degrees should be 2 years max; most learning should be on the job imo
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Economics is astrology for dudes
What the Fed is now projecting is pretty much what I called the Goldilocks scenario, which looks like this 4/
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Instead of thinking up bangers why dont you just bang her
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I've always known that women can be bitches and sabotage each other to win the affections of a man. But I've recently realised that men can be catty & petty too, just differently. The whole thing about gym bros or buff guys being dumb & non-intellectual is one such example
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Only Japan can make alcoholism kawaii and benign
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Guy who believes a single variable chart can explain the fall of western civilization and his love life
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what if 23andMe matched you with your perfect life partner based on DNA samples ?
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Listening to software engineers talk about making love is the worst experience ever
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@Nexuist
someone made fun of me for using "Spotify" when it was first released -- she said it sounded like a disease
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You see a beautiful ghost of a young woman playing the piano at night. How do you open?
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why do some people stare into the abyss more than others?
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I don't usually like baking but had the urge to make a lemon blueberry loaf today 🍋 🫐🍞🍰
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People give off such different vibes on their Twitter personas compared to their podcast voices LMAO. Was expecting some ppl to sound sexy, and deep, and seductive...but u just remind me of my autistic undergrad lecturers...
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Checking in for Singapore Airlines, and the stewardesses waist-to-hip ratios and coiffed hairstyles are so uniform and consistent, I can't stop staring
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Guns should be legal for women 5'1 and below. We're small and need extra protection. Guns are the equalizer
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I think Asian women are somewhat goth coded. Like, the long black hair, pale skin and fear of sunlight
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Just got called a "poor" by an American because I didn't know how to open the door of a Tesla car
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I want to be barefoot and often pregnant in front of a wood-burning stove, but I don't want to iron my husband's shirts
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Every guy is bi. You just gotta figure out if he's bi-g or bi-tty
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Girl who starts murdering everyone she's ever slept with and disposing of their bodies properly, so that there is no evidence of her body count
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people think just cuz i'm unhinged on twitter, i'll be unhinged irl. no LOL. i have to behave irl, i'm quite pragmatic and practical irl, which is why i'm unhinged online
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just to clarify, i'm giving him tips on how to structure his powerpoint presentation to the executive team
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recently learned that in Australia, melatonin is a prescription-only medication and you have to be over 55 yrs old to obtain it
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look, crying is sexy if u don't do it too often. It's the contrast - imagine someone very stoic and calm and emotionless, then one day they ~cry~
if they cry every week or month, then they're a kid lol
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Type of viral post on twitter: "here is a chart showing that women, on dating apps, are way more judgemental than men in rating the attractiveness of the opposite sex. Therefore, Western civilisation is falling apart"
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Women only want one thing, and that is to be soaking in a bubble bath, while her beloved is reading a book of sonnets to her
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Imagine the first wolf ever to give puppy eyes to some humans. Competitive advantage
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Made a steak dinner tonight to celebrate a "new household" 😌
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at the stroke of midnight i will pick one of my followers to be my husband. watch out, guys (sorry it's non-negotiable)
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to me, Matt Yglesias, Yarvin and that Noah guy are all the same, lol. They have substacks and write about stuff
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"i don't trust skinny cooks"
actually I trust them more, as a good chef you need to be discerning in your taste and palate, and moderate your food intake. eating copious amounts of food does not signal good taste or a well-developed palate
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Day 2 of lockdown. Prepping Bento for my 4 imaginary children ✨
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TIL that i can objectify men by asking them to wear a well-tailored suit everyday
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Things I would do as president:
- Ban homework
- Ban low fat milk
- Jail pet owners that let their pets attack kill or maim other people
- Ban dating apps
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need a doctor to prescribe me a husband for medical purposes
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Just marry your boss
You're welcome
Our society thinks women submitting to a boss that hates them is totally fine, but submitting to a loving husband is repulsive.
There's something seriously wrong with our society.
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I'm a betasexual. I like men who give off feminine, beta vibes
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If some of you dudes didn't post pics of yourselves I would've thought that y'all are hot chicks, based on your vibes and discourse
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Ok "Emily in Paris" is p**n for women. All she does is wear cute clothes, drink wine and eat good food. Go to parties and flirt
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Trad Asian parents either give you $1 million dollars or expect you to give them a monthly allowance and live-in housekeeper. There's no in-between
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Super blurry picture of me working (yes I wear glasses when I WFH)
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why am i getting ads for ethnically ambiguous ai female bakers in lingerie
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"Explain the gap on your resume"
> Negative space, for aesthetic reasons
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Weird question but when you close your eyes do you sometimes see like, colourful multi coloured glittering lights? Not big bright lights, but almost imperceptible, moving lights
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I'll only watch the Olympics if all the dudes are naked. Retvrn
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The rock columns at Bryce national park look like they're covered in icing 🧁 and I wasn't dressed for snow but managed to fashion a hoodie with my cashmere scarf
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lol, I asked chatgpt to respond in a creepy tone and it was on point 👌
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Smoking under the deck
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Probably converted at least Three dozen dudes to Christianity with my Bible/boob tweet
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age at which people die of heart attack getting lower over time -- what's driving it??
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Becoming easily dissatisfied with restaurant food now that I can cook pretty ok
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Chinese restaurant called Nietzsche
(Ni Chi, "you eat". Get it??)
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