Theurak
@LogSpewing
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22. No 🔞. Grow up or fuck off. Most info is on f-list. Selectively straight. Don't call me any title other than Lord. . . . . . . . . . . . . I don't RP here.
Above you
Joined August 2021
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Hyperscat day.
Today I will make sure all your senses get permanently stimulated by:
Brown
Sludge
Shitstink
Shitsounds (BBPPFPRPLRLRLRLTTCCHHCCSSHPPLTRT-)
Shit-flavor~
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this but just some servant of mine that is only mildly too turdbloated to move.
yes it's permanent
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SIT ON MY FACE
SIT ON IT
SIT
NOW
NOW GOD DAMMIT
FUFUUUCUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRGGHH
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My ass itches and none of you want to work?
Fine. I'll just keep farting in different, louder, more enormous ways until the itch is scratched via farting so hard...
Could have been fine if anyone wanted to dive into snake butt but now your country is snogged up.
Not my fault!!!!!
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This next fart is sponsored by..
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHSSSPPPLLLLRRRRRRRRRBBBBRRRAAAAAPPPPFFTTTTTBBPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCHHSSSPPLLLRLRRLRKKRKRRTTTCCCCHHHHHHHHGH
...NordVPN-
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Leech drone who's only directive is to POLLUTE and STINK as much as possible..
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So many scolipede accounts and NOT ONE OF THEM IS FARTING OR SHITTING poisonous fumes and sludge everywhere.
Unreal.
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Digesting everything except your skin so you get shat out as just a husk filled with shitsludge..
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SIT ON MY FACE
DO IT
I NEED
ASS
RIGHT THERE
YEAH, ALMOST THERE
COME ON
YOU GOT IT
RIIIIIIIIIGHT-
FUCK
Almost had it..
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This next shitlog is made out of preyshit like you. If you don't survive eating it, I'm eating you, and you're a part of it now. Isn't that glorious?
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Fact: Snakes are, like, endangered or something and their survival depends on their BALLS being DRAINED at LEAST five times a DAY.
You can uh.. ss-sssave the ecosystem by helping with that absolutely essential need. Yeah.
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Attention spans are getting shorter than ever.
So here, have my ass to stare at for half the screen while your video plays at the top or something, that's how it works, right-
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PSA Reminder. You are NOT SAFE from BIOHAZARDOUS SNAKE SACKSTENCH.
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Well well well if it isn't the-
*80 minutes of nonstop glass shattering farts that overlap his entire monologue*
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To the people who say they worship me or want to but can't remember to call me lord:
Just stop.
Commit or get out. I don't know how else to put it.
Sorry. Been having real bad days. Come back when I see a semblance of loyalty.
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My cum should be the most valuable thing to you if you're my servant.
Not my shitlogs. You can eat a million of those.
If you milk me, you should treasure it. Maybe I can solidify it into a nice bead for a necklace on you. That is, if it weighs less than 20 gallons.
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I have a rare condition known as dragon-ass withdrawal.
Uhhhhhh
It doesn't cost much to fix but you know it'd be real cool if I can have some "help"
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Yeah my cockmusk impregnates other snakes.
...Too bad they don't exist.
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protogen sona try not to be into extreme fat challenge (99% fail)
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Sorry I couldn't hear you over how loud my balls get when looking at you..
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Inhale one fart from me and your bowels won't ever be the same again.
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Your snakelord can't destroy your planet if he's cumming his brains out! You should do your part to save the world-
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"Thanks for not ripping an apcolyptic fart while I was in face sitting range. I knew that took some restraint."
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I'm gonna BURN THE IMAGE OF MY ENORMOUS SHITHOLE INTO YOUR RETINAS
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His shaft is THROBBING and you're just... Not gonna help him out?
How could you...
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You think you deserve oxygen? Your air has been far from breathable for centuries, and you people are just huffing up any scraps of it. Good air belongs to better beings like me, the rest of you can stay down there and huff my shitstink.
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Theurak irl lore:
Nah, you don't get anything, go back to looking at snake ass.
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So my chair broke under my FAT ASS
so who like, wants to buy it-
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You teased the snake and you're laughing. You're making this snake THROB needfully, and you're LAUGHING.
Shame on you.
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You can shit multiple pants at the same time.
This has been straight facts with Theurak, thank you for coming.
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Nnnnnnnn.
Need to CUM.
You there.
Can you shit big? No?
Too bad. I'm making you. I don't care about the side effects.
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The one thing I had just one shred of hope for here is, as rightfully expected, not here.
Useless account. Or I'm just not in the lingo here. Either way, idk what to do.
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My balls are more important than your lungs and tongue.
Get licking and start snorting. The longer you wait the more sweat I build up.
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Dear (cock-based) artists:
I need my fuckrod drawn in the best way possible.
NOW
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I'm not THAT short..
Anthro snake farts. They outstink your favorite uberdom stallion, by the way. What, the 4’11” snake with a fat constantly wobbling ass, jiggling thighs, and a boiling ball gut has more wildly windy and ranker farts than a huge horse!? Yup. And he wants to sit on your face. 💚
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My stance:
I am entirely neutral on "taboo" shit on here. I am not strictly against it. This does not mean I am for it. I am only a willing bystander into only one thing:
Filth.
I cannot stress enough that I don't care. I want one thing. Shitlogs.
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Praise the Lord!
... that's me by the way, yeah, that was an order-
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Airship flying from the crew of hyperfarters propelling it below deck.
Normal cannons but also specialized shitters who launch logs at enemy airships.
Backed up hyperdumpers below deck who release on command their pent up, dense loads to drop like bombs.
......yeah
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Absolute banger of an account releases.
Deletes itself days later due to self esteem issues.
They come back once in a while but do the same thing.
Did I mention they're usually artists?
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Why must my standards be so high.
I can barely understand most rp posts I get though, that's it's own problem.
uggghhh
I'm this close to giving up here..
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I also enjoy just... Enormous balls. My own, on others, especially when they fucking REEEEK
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Stop quote tweeting on locked accounts!
How am I gonna hear what you have to say about my ass?
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Another weird idea.
Basically airship using hypershitting anthros or Taurs as cannons. Lowest deck holding bomber type, more clogged slob blobs as weapons. Top deck has a much bigger one that's more a firehose of liquid shitsludge.
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I'm a total switch bro I know I'm a big bad man snake but like.
...sit on my face please 🥴
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Right when I make an RP account Twitter is off killing it's RP community.
Welp
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It seems the only person I hate is still trying her hardest to bait me.
Not working this time, Elena.
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The snake has eaten your entire party. Total darkness. Glimpses of orange light and eyes have appeared around them and then they were gone.
You're the last one though..
You know you're going to live.
You're not going to like it though..
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Something something I should make a server.
Dunno what though.
...also thinking about making youtube things but I don't know what exactly. Or if I'm too deep in this community to climb out..
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