22.
No 🔞. Grow up or fuck off.
Most info is on f-list.
Selectively straight.
Don't call me any title other than Lord. . . . . . . . . . . . .
I don't RP here.
Hyperscat day.
Today I will make sure all your senses get permanently stimulated by:
Brown
Sludge
Shitstink
Shitsounds (BBPPFPRPLRLRLRLTTCCHHCCSSHPPLTRT-)
Shit-flavor~
My ass itches and none of you want to work?
Fine. I'll just keep farting in different, louder, more enormous ways until the itch is scratched via farting so hard...
Could have been fine if anyone wanted to dive into snake butt but now your country is snogged up.
Not my fault!!!!!
This next fart is sponsored by..
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...NordVPN-
Fact: Snakes are, like, endangered or something and their survival depends on their BALLS being DRAINED at LEAST five times a DAY.
You can uh.. ss-sssave the ecosystem by helping with that absolutely essential need. Yeah.
Attention spans are getting shorter than ever.
So here, have my ass to stare at for half the screen while your video plays at the top or something, that's how it works, right-
To the people who say they worship me or want to but can't remember to call me lord:
Just stop.
Commit or get out. I don't know how else to put it.
Sorry. Been having real bad days. Come back when I see a semblance of loyalty.
My cum should be the most valuable thing to you if you're my servant.
Not my shitlogs. You can eat a million of those.
If you milk me, you should treasure it. Maybe I can solidify it into a nice bead for a necklace on you. That is, if it weighs less than 20 gallons.
You think you deserve oxygen? Your air has been far from breathable for centuries, and you people are just huffing up any scraps of it. Good air belongs to better beings like me, the rest of you can stay down there and huff my shitstink.
The one thing I had just one shred of hope for here is, as rightfully expected, not here.
Useless account. Or I'm just not in the lingo here. Either way, idk what to do.
Anthro snake farts. They outstink your favorite uberdom stallion, by the way. What, the 4’11” snake with a fat constantly wobbling ass, jiggling thighs, and a boiling ball gut has more wildly windy and ranker farts than a huge horse!? Yup. And he wants to sit on your face. 💚
My stance:
I am entirely neutral on "taboo" shit on here. I am not strictly against it. This does not mean I am for it. I am only a willing bystander into only one thing:
Filth.
I cannot stress enough that I don't care. I want one thing. Shitlogs.
Airship flying from the crew of hyperfarters propelling it below deck.
Normal cannons but also specialized shitters who launch logs at enemy airships.
Backed up hyperdumpers below deck who release on command their pent up, dense loads to drop like bombs.
......yeah
Absolute banger of an account releases.
Deletes itself days later due to self esteem issues.
They come back once in a while but do the same thing.
Did I mention they're usually artists?
Why must my standards be so high.
I can barely understand most rp posts I get though, that's it's own problem.
uggghhh
I'm this close to giving up here..
Another weird idea.
Basically airship using hypershitting anthros or Taurs as cannons. Lowest deck holding bomber type, more clogged slob blobs as weapons. Top deck has a much bigger one that's more a firehose of liquid shitsludge.
The snake has eaten your entire party. Total darkness. Glimpses of orange light and eyes have appeared around them and then they were gone.
You're the last one though..
You know you're going to live.
You're not going to like it though..
Something something I should make a server.
Dunno what though.
...also thinking about making youtube things but I don't know what exactly. Or if I'm too deep in this community to climb out..