I live right by Heaton Park. If you're an Oasis fan and don't want to fork out £100s for a place to kip, you can camp in my garden. For free. The only condition is that you get a ticket for me too. I'll pay for it, and I'll even throw in brews, breakfast and a driveway.

This is a mint idea

General standing for #BackToTheBeginning was advertised at £262. Yet here they are on Ticketmaster for £400, 10 minutes into the sale. I couldn’t find a single seat or standing spot for less than this. Must be a millionaire to be an Ozzy fan..

RT @TaylorsVault13: I don't wanna hear shit when the pop girlies charge £100 for a ticket. Black Sabbath charging £420 for nosebleeds that…

RT @MatthewACherry: Someone has to break up the monopoly that is Ticketmaster.

Affordable once-in-a-lifetime gigs to see your heroes is becoming a thing of the past right before our eyes

@LivDarlingFinan Apparently so! I got in to select my seats and they went within milliseconds other than gold circle, then refreshed and the gold circle ones just kept changing price! Not that I was going for those anyway but insane this is the norm now 🤣

@jonnylindsay__ I think it’s like another dynamic pricing situation maybe, people being quoted all sorts from what I can see but idk. My mate just wanted 2 tix, nothing special, and got ‘quoted’ that. She said it did include “four free drinks” 🤣. And no not this time, trying again in April 😭

@CosmicBobartist There are a lot more experiences I’d enjoy for £800 tbh 🥲

@jonnylindsay__ I know but for EIGHT HUNDRED? Glastonbury isn’t even that much. This can’t be the new normal pricing for essentially a day festival 😭 just extortionate. My housemate got through and 2 tix were £1,200 !

RT @emgracedawg:

@DavidPallister @markaber1 I know I saw all the tweets and have been in a frenzy ever since! I haven’t had anything about them being cancelled for me either thank GOD but I feel for those fans so much 😩

RT @NetflixES: MONTOYA POR FAVOR

RT @Nukta_: I'm sorry did that man run through waves while crying out dramatically? With a thunderstorm in the distance? I know those produ…