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@LittlePineCO

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Regen from upcountry. Small farmstead in the mountains outside of Denver, Zone 4a. Growing food in unlikely places. Nullification - e/acc - IDIC 🖖 🏴👨‍🌾⭕⭕⭕️

Colorado, USA
Joined April 2022
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@LittlePineCO
Little Pine Farmer
20 days
My dream is to produce food for an intentional community of 3-6 households. People have been conditioned towards reliance on government, and those who resist often find themselves pursuing untenable “lone-wolf” paths. Make villages great again.
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9 months
@FBI By far your biggest troll post every year. “Hey y’all remember that guy we killed? He was pretty cool, huh?”
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@OlbermannOnX 🤌🤌🤌
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7 months
@CallaWalsh Not openly allowing shoplifting = “damn capitalism!” Lol, you can go somewhere with lower crime rates and almost nothing is locked up. Pure demographic issue.
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7 months
@ATFHQ Glad your victims took a few of you with them. Wish it was more.
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11 months
@Rainmaker1973 Lol, suffocating shark.
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8 months
@Rainmaker1973 “Get those pants off immediately and relax” is like our family motto. 🤣
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9 months
@NikkiHaley @Cernovich @BillGates @StandAmericaNow So many people have said so many bad things about you… but you’re actually far worse.
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10 months
@jorjorward @EndWokeness Because the Stormtroopers protect the Empire, not the people.
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1 year
@BurnItWithFire8 Yes. Access to effective self defense is a basic human right. Usually only predators who think otherwise.
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1 year
Farmer here, reminding you that if SHTF I will not be trading foodstuffs for gold and silver. Buy some land, tools, skills, and other real assets.
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8 months
@relscd @rajm2016 Been gaming since before Atari 2600, who dat? 🤷‍♂️
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5 months
@glasgit @chavablanco @AbiluTangwa Self-hating humans are the worst.
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8 months
@HorrorGorl I hated that I had to wait till 14 to get a job. Was ready sooner.
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10 months
@PoliticsAndEd I love the way you can tell it’s way harder than he thought it would be. 🤣
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1 year
@ImSomeYoungHoe Yeah, usually “I was scared” or “I thought I saw a gun.”
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6 months
Grilled cheese on sourdough with homemade mayo, Dijon, and sautéed onion/jalapeño/garlic. 🤤🍻
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2 months
Flour (hold the glyphosate), water, salt.
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7 months
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11 months
@K12ssdb The first half of that post was fantastic. Second half though:
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8 months
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2 years
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8 months
@SentinelColo Red flag laws eliminate the concept of due process. And why do you want to disarm women? Seems like something a rapist would say. What other rights should people have to pay for? You need a lot more than a “Herculean effort.” You’d need the largest campaign of gun violence
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10 months
@alexstein99 @elonmusk @SpaceX Iterative design. The success comes in the form of new data. Worked for Falcon, will work for Starship. ✌️❤️🚀
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10 months
@markets I’ll be told, and I’ll laugh at the sad little commie telling me, and then they’ll send the stormtroopers with guns to stop people from feeding themselves and their communities.
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10 months
@Breaking911 Cutting edge 1970 technology.
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9 months
Heard an out of place sound as I went to open the coop this morning. What the frick dude. (He must have pulled the feed bag in there too.)
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8 months
Don’t go to a rally. Grow food, stack ammo, and meet your neighbors.
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9 months
@GarethSimkins @metpoliceuk He’s a hero, you’re pathetic.
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9 months
What a score! 45 lbs of local grass fed ground beef for FREE! Guy on Nextdoor getting rid of a whole freezer drawer because it’s “old” (14 months). NextDoor is the best barter and scavenger tool ever!
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11 months
What would you do if armed men arrived at your house to abduct your 18-year-old son? Does your answer change if they are wearing uniforms and using him as cannon fodder for bankers’ war of empire? If it does you’ve been brainwashed by the State. Do not suffer slavers to live.
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8 months
@FenixAmmunition Does it send little projectiles the right direction? Cool.
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10 months
Help me make some magic here on X! Ag and Anarchist/Liberty friends please share! We are looking for someone to become a partner here at Little Pine Farm! Not an employee or tenant, but part owner of the business and resident of the homestead. Ideal candidates, singles or
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9 months
Increase your hyperlocal biodiversity in 2024!
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11 months
Garlic going in!
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2 months
THIS is an existential threat. Anyone interfering with consenting adults growing/selling/buying food is a dangerous criminal seeking ultimate control over you and your family. Dangerous criminals operating under color of law.
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Kamala Harris says she supports changing dietary guidelines to reduce red meat consumption because of its effects on the environment. She wants to tell you what to eat and how much. What happened to “my body, my choice”?
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9 months
@justrhodes90 @FBI They were probably betting on who could get it done first.
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7 months
Pasta making! Want to have 10-12 orders ready for our first open day on Saturday (instead of preorder only)!
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10 months
@ConceptualJames A tree and a serpent on the cover of a book about Genesis seems pretty spot on. Ouroboros on a book about creation myth symbolism seems pretty on point too.
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1 year
Dandelion jelly far exceeded expectations!
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3 months
People complain about high cost of living and that they’ll never be able to afford their own land. I have land and private space and have been trying to recruit for 3 years. No rent, no buy-in, not even a vehicle needed. People don’t want solutions. They want to complain.
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9 months
@weirddalle Our new British baker friends introduced us to a fantastic new word.
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1 year
Pressure canner can take 7 quarts at a time. 3 jars of rooster, 2 pork, 2 goat. Bones are roasted and thrown in the instant pot for stock, which will also be canned by the quart. Longest day in a minute and miles to go yet, just stopped for a little food.
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5 months
@LawSelfDefense Lol, “can’t”
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2 years
@GiffordsCourage Gun control totally isn't racist guys, all these old white folks said it's just for our own good.
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8 months
@andrewmichta @NATO @RCDefense Conscription is slavery, even when you call it “service.”
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@Rainmaker1973 Don’t let your kids go die for politicians and bankers.
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5 months
If this sort of thing and a simpler life ever appealed to you, just move here instead. Need a farmer, baker, or cool tenant. HMU
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3 months
Progress! Tomorrow’s efforts will start forming beds and pathways, and some more thought to end walls.
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8 months
Fresh Rye flour!
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8 months
@TheRMVoice Past time for a tax revolt.
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2 years
This egg was laid in June and stored in the pantry in pickling lime and water. It’s called Water Glassing and it’s the first time I’ve done it! Very cool preservation technique!
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7 months
@GLFOP It’s unfortunate that he wasn’t alone when his negligence caught up to him.
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9 months
@JackStr42679640 Google image search is the best. 🤣🤡
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1 year
Got a killer deal on some very nice buckets! Gasket screw top for $4/each! Gonna get the community compost program rolling pretty soon!
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4 months
48 lbs of cabbage — making a batch of commercial kraut tonight! 🥳
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@realKyleKeegan The casual racism is just
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8 months
They hate you and think you’re stupid.
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RAW EGG NATIONALIST
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They really don't want you to be self-sufficient, do they?
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2 years
@AP If you want fluoride on your teeth, put fluoride on your teeth and stop tainting the water supply.
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2 years
@Mrgunsngear They executed a guy, not a search warrant.
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2 years
@Timcast Without more info I have to say yes. I have no doubt some gov/dem doctor would be happy to diagnose me with something. New entries in the DSM all the time.
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2 months
Personal best processing time! 3 hours and 7 minutes for two bucks. Clock starts at first trigger pull and stops when the gut pile compost gets properly tucked away. 39 and 42 pound hanging weights. 🥳🙏🐐🍖
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2 months
The rain will not stop the bus to freezer camp — setting up in the garage. Long afternoon saying goodbye to 2 bucks. 🙏🫡🐐🍖 (Plastic is clean and sanitized, it’s the backside with a little paint on it.)
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8 months
Well that worked! Left a bent wire in the water because it wasn’t gonna be cold enough to freeze solid. Accidental discovery, think I’ll use hay twine going forward. (This is outside the pen, I give fresh water inside as I close them up in the evening)
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9 months
@DougCOGOP Ban on ghost guns. 🤣🤡🖕 Time to divorce Denver/Boulder from the rest of the state.
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2 months
GM! My stocks are doing just fine.
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2 years
@BloodyElbow @FarmerGenerous Making a bully tap out in front of a crowd is the single most effective anti-bullying tactic ever.
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10 months
@K12ssdb Thanks for reminding people to stay strapped, even if it’s just a quick errand.
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7 months
@ATFHQ @ATFHou Too bad it was only 4 of you. 🖕
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2 months
“We lost a lot of people during Covid, and most of them are still alive.” #JoeRoganLive
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3 months
First batch of cheese is underwhey! 😘
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@WhiteHouse Red Flag Laws eliminate the concept of due process. 🤷‍♂️
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2 years
Brought the little guy in to warm him up and decrustify his nose. 🥰🐐
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1 year
Couple days of cooking left, and a sausage making party, but today should be final day of breaking down the animals. Feels good to have the food storage without depending on inferior modern appliances.
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6 months
They’re definitely going to try an eliminate small farms. Without chickens and milking ruminants people will have little choice but to accept the bugs. Centralized control of food systems is more likely to kill your family than nukes. Resist it.
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🚨FIRST EVER: BIRD FLU JUMPS TO COWS | FDA WARNS AGAINST RAW MILK Bird flu has crossed species barriers for the first time, infecting dairy cattle in multiple U.S. states. Sick cattle show alarming symptoms; milk production dips as disease spreads from birds to cows, and now,
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8 months
Elk in the hood! First time a herd has come through since we bought the place!
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6 months
GM! Gonna be a glorious day!
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9 months
Food is not “sensitive content.” 🖕
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2 years
@ploughmansfolly ♥️🌲👨‍🌾🌲
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1 year
@BW “Had the intruder in the hallway but I didn’t plug my gun in so now I’m dead.”
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2 months
Recommended stocks and bonds for the time ahead:
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9 months
@coleman_peanut You really gonna leave everyone hangin’ like that?!
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5 months
Dark chocolate sourdough twisty buns for orders today! 🤤
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1 year
Garlic fermented in honey. 12-18 months for the real magic.
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2 months
Sometimes I forget I live in South Park.
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8 months
Life goals: befriend a Rocky Mountain Raven.
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9 months
@reddit_lies Absolutely how self-defense will be framed going forward. Anything except total surrender makes you a bigot.
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4 months
@carynannharlos In rural Hawaii it was customary to get a bunch of big guys and go have an intimidating talk with the problematic member of the community. Second visit would not be pleasant. Of course in most of the country this would just get the whole group arrested.
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2 years
@davidpockets90 How was this tweeted yesterday?! 😂 Those orders (not donations) have already been filled.
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2 years
@_Kel_Varnsen_ @LPNH Attempted coup. 😂🤡
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2 months
About 80% of the free split wood, plus a whole section of rounds. All dry as can be - a wonderful gift from a neighbor! Couple months of winter heating at least! 🙏🔥
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1 year
Welcome to the farm guys!
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3 months
Public sector criminals get away with stuff far easier than private sector. The company that’s fleecing the people of Morrison, CO with speed cameras was not only created just for that contract, but they’re also doing business under a fake address. $240/hr 24/7, plus a cut
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11 months
About 10” and still falling!
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10 months
@MattBinder “Why would you want people to see that?!”
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1 year
Big guy just held off a fox long enough for me to notice and let the dogs out. Well done sir! 🫡💪
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