Bonita Applebum
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Hear me out: A coffee shop that just plays Phish called ‘Fee.
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@BarthOmondi
@UberFacts
We’re currently teaching our kid to wipe his bum. TMI - I know. Whatever. Do you recall learning to “wipe”?! Neither my husband nor I can!!
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The humidity has my hair full of secrets ala Gretchen Wieners.
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I rocked the vote today. Normally I feel joy and patriotic, but this left me feeling empty & sad. Our choices are so bad, and I know none of my votes matter because of my state. We need a revolution.
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Does it matter that no one else likes me haircut except for me? I feel like ME for the first time in so long!
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@travvypattyy_
@JstnM20
@Ter0me
@raptvcom
The Beatles caused an attraction unlike any other. They appealed to every demographic. They were able to churn out records incredibly fast to meet demand (which has turned into the TikTok of today). I would encourage you to take a music theory class! Almost every piece of music
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Taking the kiddos to the Blues is Aright show tonight. ✌️
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My son has “hood” as a spelling word and now he just shouts “HARRY” when I asked him to spell the word.
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I wonder how much phish would charge to play a private show. Like it’s Wednesday, I want to phish but at home.
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Happy 5th Birthday to my ride or die. YOU MY GIRL BRU!! 🐶❤️
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Celebrating 8 years at a company I love, hosting a brand new event I planned. Same dress every year
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@JackPosobiec
What is the reasoning for this? What am I missing that makes this such an evil protest…
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I’ve been a mother of two for three years, a partner for 15, and a human for 35.
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Told my kid I made the biscuits from scratch and he said “oh yeah, so you harvested the wheat?” MF.
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@JackPosobiec
I’ve been eyeing your posts for a while but I might break down and buy my husband one for his bday. Which pillow do I choose?
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My break for alcohol only lasted two weeks but it was an attempt.
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The kids are all playing in the neighborhood so I’m being a hillbilly and sitting in my pickup truck.
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It’s gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold AHHHH 🥶❄️
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Having a ridiculously good hair day for this weather. Unfortunately, I wore regular pants today. Can’t win ‘em all.
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I was telling my son about a Mr Wilson and he asked if it was the same Evil King who destroyed the Lizards. Am I a good mother 😭
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It’s rainy, cold and windy. Traveling in a car for work for 5 hours.
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35 & Alive!
My goal for today is to simply enjoy my life and be grateful for the 35 years that have passed & looking forward to what the next 35 brings.
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Another day, another pair of leggings. 2023 is off to a comfy start.
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@XrpMoon21
@JackPosobiec
I feel like some are doing that. Others are yelling as loudly as possible about something that outrages them at this moment but never getting resolution.
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@wraithwolfe
@PetiteNicoco
It is SO hard to be a parent, especially when you’re constantly comparing yourselves to others and trying to balance work, life, marriage, pandemic, etc. I can��t imagine doing this to my kiddo. Breaks my heart.
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Holding myself accountable: time to stop drinking and focus on my health. What’s the point of being drunk if I can’t enjoy my family?
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My therapist told me my hair is “fun”. I’m also told to not overthink that. So guess what I’m doing?
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My ride or die is due for shots today. She doesn’t like doctors. Or other people.
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I need someone to tell me I’m a good mom despite how messy my house is, or how much dog hair there is everywhere.
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If you see this tweet, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating!
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I wish I had someone I could just spitball tattoo ideas from lyrics of songs and they could just *draw* it.
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There is something so magical about drinking my morning coffee outside, watching my kids and animals frolic. In this moment, life is good.
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My husband dream cheated on me and I am unfairly angry with him.
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15 years ago today, I kissed the boy who was my best friend and then he turned into the man I would marry. 😍😘
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Just purchased my Friday night tickets for phish. Deer Creek Baby
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Every year, my bestie and I send each other pineapples for our birthdays.
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@HeidiLHaddad
Reciprocity. I’ve had to cut ties with several who I’ve found just don’t care about me the same way I care for them. I was wasting energy pursuing them - now that energy goes to my MVPs.
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My husband turned his alarm off and is oversleeping for our son’s football game. Do I let him sleep or force him to wake up and watch 7 year olds play football in 40 degrees?
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Welp just said “gang banging” instead of “gang busters” in a sales call.
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