Lisa Scottoline
@LisaScottoline
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#1 bestselling author, former lawyer, and pet wrangler. Mom to the amazing novelist @fserritella . Scottoline rhymes with fettuccine.
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I'm thrilled to be a question on tonight's
@Jeopardy
! Mother Mary would be so proud!
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Very sad to hear that the wonderful Sue Grafton has passed. She forged a path for women in crime fiction, and all of us followed and adored her. Deepest condolences to her family.
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I am crying tears of joy because AFTER ANNA is the bestselling novel in the entire country on
@NielsenBook
list and I am now a
#1
BESTSELLING AUTHOR! I've been working 30 years for this. It's my dream come true! Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting the book!
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What a wonderful start to the weekend. I actually remember this little boy. Watch until the end!
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Very sad to hear of the passing of the great Mary Higgins Clark. She was a wonderful and warm person, and she paved the way for women in suspense fiction. What a loss. Condolences to her wonderful family.
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LOYALTY unboxed! My first copies of LOYALTY just arrived!! It's such a special moment when an author gets to see a book for the first time, and I wanted to share the moment with you! Because, without you, my amazing, loyal readers, none of this would be possible!
#grateful
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LOYALTY debuts at number four on the
@nytimesbooks
Bestseller List!! Thank you so much to all of my readers, from the bottom of my heart! 🍋🍋🍋🍋
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Hollywood's calling! I'm thrilled that the Rosato & Associates series has been optioned for television by Lionsgate! For fun, how would you cast the Rosato & Associates ladies - the legal equivalent of the characters of Sex and the City - Mary, Bennie, Judy, and Anne?
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I’m so sad to report that Buddy passed away last night, after 34 years. He had a sudden colic, and tragically, could not be saved. He was a funny, feisty, and amazing pony, and I rode him even last week. I was so lucky to spend 20 years with him, and will love him forever. ❤️
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OMMMMGGGGGGGG
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It’s my birthday, but this party animal stole my tiara!
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OMGGGGGG BOONE IS OVER THE MOON! Thank you! XOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOOXXOXOOO
Room Rater Fluffy Rooms. Outdoor view. Strong lamp/vase game. Colourful and bright. Sweet pup for the win. 10/10
@LisaScottoline
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I have exciting news! AFTER ANNA has been optioned by the amazing Hollywood production company, Legendary Pictures. I can't say more at this point, but stay tuned for details! If you haven't read it yet, it's out in paperback now!
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Today is my birthday! Thanks to my amazing daughter for this lovely post! I am so lucky in so many ways, in Francesca, in my family, friends, readers, and my pets. I could not be more grateful or more happy, and thanks to all of you for giving me such a wonderful life!
Happy birthday to this sparkly gem of a person, my mom
@LisaScottoline
! I’m so lucky to be your daughter, not a year goes by that I don’t hope to grow more like you. I love you tons! 💗
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I’m not sure if Twitter will survive but I want to say thank you so much to all of you who tweeted with me. I love this platform, especially because you don’t have to show pictures of yourself lol. And with Thanksgiving coming, I want you to know I’m thankful for all of you. ❤️
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Big news!! I feel incredibly honored that WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BENNETTS has been shortlisted for the Hammett Prize, an award given by The Association of International Crime Writers for literary excellence in crime writing! Congrats to all the nominees!
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Hey guess what, it’s my birthday! Celebrating with
@FSerritella
, but I’m not really camera-ready! About to raise a glass to all of you!
#love
#gratitude
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Amazing news! SOMEONE KNOWS debuts at
#2
on the New York Times bestseller list! Thank you so much for your support!
#SomeoneKnows
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I'm truly overwhelmed and grateful for all of your comments about Little Tony! Thank you for kindness this holiday season and lots of love to you and yours!
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Remember when you learned the word "equidistant" in math class?
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Major doggie drama today, when Little Tony almost died from a cardiac effusion! He was rushed to the ICU while the rest of the family waited in suspense, including me. But we had a happy ending and he’s home recuperating!
#MoreGratitude
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My cat turned sixteen this week! Happy Caturday/Birthday to Vivi!
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Happy New Year from the critters at my house, including me! And thank you for making 2018 such a wonderful and happy year for me and my family! I love you all and I’m grateful to each and every one of you! ❤️
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Am I the only person who has to wake up the dogs to go to bed?
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I was asked to make a video telling people to vote, but a writer is supposed to show, not tell. So I showed.
#SignedSealedDelivered
#vote
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Happy Independence Day, from all of us to all of you!
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Flat Bradley Cooper is ready for the Super Bowl, and I couldn’t be bothered making dinner. He doesn’t mind, it’s not my cooking he’s after.
#FlyEaglesFly
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Geeky enough to pose with my giant book in the exhibit in the Philly airport. Thanks,
@PHLAirport
!
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On the eve of his twelfth birthday, Little Tony is ready for bed. ❤️
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I feel so lucky to share my life with this lil animal.
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When I went into my office to get to work, my assistants were already in place.
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Thank you beloved readers for another week on the
@nytimes
bestseller list! If you loved ETERNAL, please tell a friend!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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The world has lost an amazing woman in Queen Elizabeth II, and I admired her for many reasons. But this picture shows the purity of the love between a girl and her dog, which you don’t need a title to understand.
#QueenElizabeth
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Hope you all had a Happy Labor Day! It’s traditionally the end of summer, and look what I did today! I finished my labor!!!
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My garden has lost its damn mind, and I'm fine with that.
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Peach may be old and toothless, but she’s movin and groovin.
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Here’s Boone, wishing I would stop working. He doesn’t know I’m about to write The End! Yay!
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Happy Easter to those celebrating, from my peeps to yours!
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Times like these call for books and/or needlepoint. I finished stitching this tribute to our late corgi Ruby, which
@FSerritella
gave me many years ago. ❤️
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I'm on fire! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BENNETTS debuts at
#2
on the
@nytimesbooks
bestseller list!! Thank you to everyone for your support of the book! 🔥🔥🔥
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Merry Christmas! Wishing you peace, love, and snores, from our hearth to yours! ❤️
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Today is my birthday! I feel so lucky and happy to be alive, and blessed in my family, friends, and all of you. Is this the best card ever?
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Happy Labor Day! I just finished this pillow, which is special because it honors the memory of our beloved corgi Ruby. So she’s still resting on the couch, keeping Boone company.
#QuarantineQrafts
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The rhododendron that helped itself to the front yard.
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Saw The Music Man with my awesome daughter
@FSerritella
Saturday night and loved it! It’s an absolutely terrific show and
@RealHughJackman
is so insanely talented!
@sfosternyc
was perfect, too. The show lifted the spirits of the entire audience. God bless the arts!
#TheMusicMan
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Congrats to the great
@janetevanovich
on another number 1 bestseller in FORTUNE & GLORY! So well-deserved, and I love Stephanie Plum! And thanks for the generous mention of ETERNAL in this terrific interview! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I know this isn’t the holiday season any of us wanted, but I wish those celebrating a Merry Christmas. Hope and a new year are on the way! ❤️
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Here’s my daughter
@FSerritella
hugging our beloved Irish horse Brian Boru, named for a king of Ireland! Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️
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So happy to come home to these senior citizens. It’s time for bedtime meds-and-peanut butter.
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When you’re trying to promote your book and your horse photobombs your cat.
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Found goodies in my hotel room! Also I now wish this were my last name.
#SomeoneKnowsScottobellini
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I put these up in my garden room yesterday and I might turn out to be one of those people who keeps lights on all year! Who knew?
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Check out one of my most awesome birthday presents! LOL!
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I groomed Little Tony! Even my terrible clip job cannot ruin the cuteness.
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I came in here and found him like this. This dog is The Prince and the Pea.
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Happy Birthday to
@FSerritella
, my amazing daughter, best friend, favorite author, sometime co-author, quarantine buddy, riding instructor, and fellow yogini, etc! Love you very much! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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What a sad day. Philly and Lower Merion High School, my alma mater, mourn the tragic loss of the great Kobe Bryant and his beautiful and talented daughter Gianna. Kobe gave so much back to the school, the city, and the country. RIP.
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My cat Vivi, who ignores me all day, except for this one minute every morning. When she looks at me with mild interest.
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Big news! I’m so happy and proud to say that my amazing daughter
@FSerritella
’s GHOSTS OF HARVARD is a finalist for Best First Novel from the great
@thrillerwriters
! Wow! Amazing! If you haven’t read it yet, get a copy! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I never mind working late because I feel so lucky to have this job, this office, and these adorable animals. Thanks to all of you, who make it possible. ❤️
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Here’s
@FSerritella
and me over our delish eggplant parm, wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving! We are both so grateful to each and every one of you for your support and friendship all year round, and we love you very much! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Little Tony, my favorite heart patient, out for a walk in his stroller!
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Meet Raphael, my belated birthday present to myself! What girl doesn’t want a pony? (And that noisy rooster you hear is Bradley Chicken Cooper.)
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Peach had dental surgery today, so she’s feeling pretty miserable, but her son Boone came over to hang with her, facing her while she sleeps, for the past three hours. Isn’t that amazing?
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Here’s hoping that 2020 brings each and every one of you love, peace, and carbs.
#Happy2020
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Wow! Thank you so very much for a 4th week in the top 10 on the
@nytimesbooks
and Bookscan bestseller lists for SOMEONE KNOWS!
#SomeoneKnows
#gratefulauthor
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Happy Easter! Here’s Boone in his favorite room, finding the light and doggie peace.
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My little old lady Peach always finds the pillows and quilts.
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Please tell me I’m not the only one who remembers Woody Woodpecker cartoons. That’s why I still get excited every time I see a woodpecker, like here!
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A career-high thank-you from me! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BENNETTS gets a fifth week on the
@nytimesbooks
Bestseller List! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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