The Countess of Crumpets
@LindyLouSeesYou
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Work in progress, lover of naps, member of hot mess express and ADHD AF. Triplet sister to Kelly-Ann and Else. Don’t DM me, I am not available.
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Hey, just to be clear I don’t automatically follow people back. I follow the people I want to follow. Please don’t follow me for the reason you want to build your followers. I’m a quality over quantity kinda gal and I’m good with that ❤️
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My sister is in hospital with sepsis and is very poorly. If anyone prays please send one up for my family and if you don’t pray any love and positive thoughts would be great.
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Next time some heathen DMs me asking for a ‘pussy pic’ I’m sending them a copy of their profile pic.
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Only respecting women you find physically attractive is not respecting women.
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Today, I turned 42 and I’ve never been more proud of myself. I’m celebrating the hilarity, the eye rolls, the randomness and the ridiculousness that makes me who I am. Here’s to 42 🥂
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Just had a shower and a free surfing lesson across my bathroom floor before awkwardly slamming into the wall. I thought, please world, don’t take me out in this way 🙈
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So apparently, in order to avoid creepy men I need to 1. Not have myself in my profile pic and 2. Change my bio. My response: no. Can’t change my face and my bio is accurate af.
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Black & white pic…yay or nay? Might make it a thing?
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If you have a sense of humour that’s a little dry and a little dark, if you enjoy using the word ‘moist’ and you have a potty mouth you’re my kind of people. Let’s be friends.
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Confident women only scare weak men. Tell your friends.
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If any of my American girls need to ‘visit me’ I have spare bedrooms, blankets and everything you would need. I will take care of you and together we will ensure you get the care you need. I am so sorry for what’s happened today. You need and deserve so much more.
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Why is it the older I get the more I dislike people?
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Does anyone else enjoy doing laundry?? I actually enjoy it 😂
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Been a tough 48 hours but the tears have dried. I’ve planned a date night for my mum and step dad to make her feel special. I’ve done her hair and make up and did mine I was at it ❤️
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Good morning my beautiful bunch of reprobates! Today is my birthday and I am reflecting on how blessed I am to have the people in my life that I do. Here’s to a wonderful year ❤️ as always be kind and don’t be a dick, we don’t do that here, it’s not cute.
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I’ve reached a stage in my life where I’m permanently unimpressed with people
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Is there anymore off putting than a man who wants to buy your drink and purposefully shows you his ‘platinum credit card’🤮. So I took mine out. Snap boo. Oh and mine has my name on not my employers name 🙄
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So, after a week of covid and not being able to eat/drink more than a few pieces of fruit and some milk a day I had my first meal tonight! My sense of taste has returned and it was truly epic! And I kept it down 😊😊😊😊
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Update: My sister has been in hospital for 10 days battling sepsis and today she has tested positive for invasive group A streptococcal. Terrified doesn’t come close to how I feel right now.
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I gravitate towards people who I don’t have to filter myself with. I am lucky to have a group of people on here I’m blessed to call friends. They accept me for being a little eccentric, a little sarcastic and we laugh like hell. Good times.
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The interweb is afoot with concerns that Kamala Harris’s gender will disadvantage her. If she were a white male these conversations wouldn’t be taking place. The patriarchy is threatened by her and she needs every single one of you to stand with her.
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After all the work I’ve done in my garden I deserve a mimosa right?
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So it’s finally caught up with me 🙄I feel rough but I’m ok. Any attempts to boost morale and/or distract me from this banging headache will be gratefully received.
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So, I’ve lost 10 followers since yesterday. I would appreciate some support and prayers during this difficult time in my life. Im trying my best to squeeze a tear out for the strangers on the internet who don’t like me…….
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Following on with the b&w theme. It’s now our thing, ok? Lovely 🥰
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Twitter today: Getting shit off a guy I dared to say ‘no’ to when he asked to DM me. He has proceeded to call me names along with one of his little friends. Attacking a woman for saying no is not ok. Do better 🙄
#NoMeansNo
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I’m not feeling today at all. Any attempts to rid me of this horrible mood will be greatly appreciated and not forgotten.
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So someone has just smacked into the back of my car at a roundabout. Happy Monday ya’ll 😫🙄
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Because I’m tired towards offering us in the very forgiving black and white genre
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Snapchat part 2….don’t come for me sharon
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My favourite picture of her….taken by me ❤️
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I’m guilty at times of putting energy and effort into people who don’t put in the bare minimum with me. That’s going to change so if you don’t hear from me you’re one of the changes. Sorry not sorry.
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At the rate I’m having to block people I’m not going to have any followers left apart from the elite. Those guys are stuck with me.
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I keep hearing ‘all lives matter’ in response to Black Lives Matter. Until BLM all lives won’t matter. Our history has placed different levels of worth on ppl dependant on their skin colour. BLM doesn’t mean white lives matter less, it means they should never have been unequal.
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Having a chest infection when you have an autoimmune condition is not fun. That is all. That is my tweet.
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First dose of antibiotics done. I have 3 layers on, 2 pairs of socks and the heating is on. Oh and I’m under a duvet. Damn you chest infection and the disrespectful British weather!
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So, not feeling today and it’s only 10am. If you would like to help me out send me the best meme you have.
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Write what you want, say what you want about me if you’re wondering know that I’m not sorry. The offending face again 😂
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Good morning you wonderfully deplorable bunch of reprobates. Have a glorious day 🥰❤️
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Good Morning my beautiful bunch of reprobates. It’s self care Sunday ❤️What self cares means will differ person to person so focus on what makes you feel taken care of. Be kind, be humble and as always, don’t be a fricking dick, we don’t do that here. It’s not cute 🥰
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So, any positive thoughts greatly received tomorrow. Something is happening that I’ve spent 2 years working towards and could massively improve my life. I’ve put so much into this, I don’t know if I can pull it off but I’m going to try ❤️
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Sometimes you take a picture and think that’s awful. This was on my ‘discarded’ pile due to my eyes. I’ve decided I’m not discarding myself anymore.
That tiredness is from fighting battles I never thought I’d win and that achievement deserves love from contempt.
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I know quite a lot of my friends on here are going through break ups. My best advice is don’t seek ‘closure’, the disrespect was closure. You’re not going to get healed by the person who hurt you. Now go and invest in yourself because you’re worth it ❤️
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Strong women only scare weak men. Tell your friends.
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Good morning my beautiful bunch of reprobates. Todays task is to give yourself a cuddle inside by thinking of 3 things you like about your heart, soul or character. Be kind and as always don’t be a dick, we don’t do that here, it’s not cute.
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My work wife is struggling with her mental health which means I wrap her up in a virtual blanket and hold her close to me. I always say to her if she can’t see the light then I will sit with her in the dark until she can. Mental health matters.
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So I’ve gone backwards a bit and can’t keep food down again 🙄oh well my dinner last night is still fresh in my memory. Covid sucks.
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There are 8 billion people in this world. You’re not going to like everyone and not everyone is going to like you. However there will be people who adore you as much as you adore them. Focus your energy on those people because when you find them everything will seem brighter 💫
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I am drunk and I love tequila. That is all I have to say on the matter.
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I’ve never faked saying ‘I care about you’ or I miss you’ but I have faked a ‘I’m good thank you’.
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Good morning reprobates! Like yesterday, I’m not getting much of a Sunday today but I will be engaging in some self care later as I will always do on a Sunday. Go out there, kick arse, have a nice day and be kind…most of all to yourself please ❤️
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So, I’ve started muting people and soft blocking and I have to say I’m here for it 😂
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So, after publicly outing Brad Pitt for his shameless pursuit of me he has unfollowed me. I will take comfort from the fact his 3 followers will keep him going during this difficult time. Love, light and prayers Brad. Stay strong.
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Happy 6 month birthday to my loving, mischievous, fun loving and happy baby boy 🥰
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Yesterday we had a family chat and my sister came out to us after 16 years of telling us her housemate was just her ‘best friend’. Until yesterday she wasn’t ready to say it and we have never pushed. I’m proud of the courage that took and am beyond happy to have a new sister ❤️
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Screw it, I’m watching Elf! If you feel the need to try and bring shade on my joy just know IGAF ✌️
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Adulting is looking at someones new profile picture and thinking ‘ooh, I like your blinds!’
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@Peatches66
I know, likely, how strongly you feel your life is over but your mind is lying to you. What you’re feeling is fear and fear can make you feel frozen on the spot. You’ve gone through a huge change which has likely taken your stability. However lonely I feel you’re not alone ❤️
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If we can’t hold a conversation almost exclusively through memes, we probably aren’t very good friends.
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If you’re having a bad day just remember someone is meeting your ex for the first time and thinking they’re special.
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Today I got the news I’ve been dreading. The news I prayed would not come. Life is delicate and so precious. May you rest now that the pain is over, I will never forget you 💔
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I’m off to a BBQ shortly where mega pints of wine will be consumed. If you receive any communication from me that isn’t wanted take that shit up with drunk Lindy it’s nothing to do with me 😂
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When people know they did you wrong, they avoid you.
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Good morning my beautiful bunch of reprobates ❤️
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I now know of multiple people sharing things others have shared with them in confidence with other people. If you share with others what people have shared with you privately then you’re a cvnt. This includes private photos. I know of men and women on here who have done this.
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And I shall have my hair done everyday like when I was chief bridesmaid 🥰😂😂
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I’ve deleted my last post which was a picture of me because I had to block 2 creeps because of it. Sick of this shit so I’m not posting any more photos.
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