Lindiwe
@Lindiwe_Sambo
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It’s really not that deep so don’t chest it ☺️
social media influencer
Joined August 2019
When you buy a used car, make sure the previous owner has no spare key. This post is not about cars 😒😒.
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Akekho owazi imbiza yokwehlisa ama feelings? Yey umuntu uzolimala yaz la .
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Body count back to zero on Friday. Sibonga owafela izono zethu. 🥂😉.
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"After break up". Girls :😭🛌. Boys : 🚶🏽♀️ 🚶🏽♂️Ekse Dineo bona.
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Cooking every night DOES NOT save money! Idk where that lie came from.
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"Men are also allowed not to prefer you because you have no car, no house, no job and you got kids" 💀💀.
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Nihlezi nithi uJanuary uyadonsa, doti muni lo owenziwa uNovember 😭.
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Impilo yami I hack'iwe, angeke phela bengiza kahle mina 😭.
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When did you realize that you were officially "not young anymore"?.
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Why do we "think" that midnight prayers work better than any other time of the day? 🤔.
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Ezami iy’ndaba noma ungazibuza kimi, still uzoba ne information ewrong 😂.
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That “ lomfana uyakthanda” 🥹from his friend hits different 😩🙌🏾🔥.
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Kanti Sishockwa yini?. Uthi ubamba umnyango , zzzep ⚡️. Uthi undlula umbhede, zzzep ⚡️.
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When you accidentally open the message you have been avoiding the whole day 😩😩.
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Sekumele ngiqale phansi ngifunde ezinye iy’thakazelo futhi, ay cha kodwa umjolo 😩.
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Malini idliso ? . Ngikhathele mina ukukhuluma into eyodwa nomuntu engathi ingane encane 😏.
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IPhone quality camera will have you thinking someone is out of your league until you meet them looking like a weapon formed against you 😩😩😂.
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Kunemnyango eyovulwa ngokuthi ubaphatha kanjani abantu, not ngoba uthandaza kakhulu.
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Nkosi sikelela mina okwamanje, uyiyeke iAfrica. Okwam kuyaphuthuma😩😩.
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Is education still the key to success? Or we need another key 🤔.
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"" Ngyakthanda Mkami". Ngvele ngbone ukuth lomfana unglobolile ekhaya bayangfihlela 🥹🥺.
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Umjolo ungichaza mase umuzwa egazini ukuth uyakjolela , guys sizothwasa thina yaz istru 🤞🏽😂.
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Sengivukile but angivukelanga nina, ngivukele lengane yabantu ethena ngilale kahle izolo 🥹.
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Ooh my gosh you're so under arrest chomie, freeze mei skatabol, please freeze lala 💀💀
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Isdina sokthandana nomuntu ona 35-45 selokhu ethi “ manje bazothini kini mhla bengbona “ Aybo uyobe uyaphi kithi ?.
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Ncela nithi Hooray 💃🎉🍾it's my birthday today 🎂turning 24 on the 24th 🤔🥂😜
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“Haibo usujola nalona manje ?” . Guys abantu baningi, ukhetha nje lo omfunayo qha!.
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Go nale PRIVATE LIFE, go nale NOTHING TO SHOW. Don't confuse the two 🥂.
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"chomie bua le ene kwena o naleng matric". "Jonny please drink us together"
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Ekse learn to budget for your birthday. We don't owe you anything 😒.
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Yabo once naqala nakhuluma ngomshado ? Kusele 3 days iphele leyo relationship.
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Whites : 🚴🏾♂️🚴🏾♂️. Blacks : 🚴🏾♂️ 🏃🏾♂️ emon hao fitlha corneng Kenna.
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THINGS I WANT IN 2022. Is for me to get employed 🕯️🕯️🕯️🙏🏽🙏🏽.
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As long as ku happy abangani bam emjolweni konke kuryt, mina angsenandaba vele nalento.
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Kancane kancane yi weekend, kuyoze kuphuze nathi esingabulokothi utshwala 😩.
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11 days into August and still no dust, life is getting awkward.
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Stop complaining about fake friends. You're old now. Go to work, stay at home, eat, watch TV, read a book and sleep. You will never hear that the fridge and the microwave were gossiping about you.
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Asisagowi manje sesvele sibabaze " hawu kwangphinda" bese siqhubeka nempilo.
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"Jah jou jackalas. Bona o godile byang tlao dumedise malome jou fokon basted" 😩😂
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Umfonele angay’bambi, bakfonise ayibambe, usathi “baby imina” ayicime 😩😂.
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Lo wamanje niyamazi, wangigila ngacishe ngafa ubuyile manje futhi 🫣.
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Ngicela ningitshela ama sign omuntu odlisiwe, yazi angizi understandi these days 😩.
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Umjolo uzokulalisa late, ukvuse early, uk’dlise kancane bese uyakbulala isgcino 😭.
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Efonini yendoda awubheki ngisho iskhathi ngamane uyosbuza kwamakhelwane 😑.
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Yabo this December angifuni umgani otatazelayo, mangithi sibuya Monday sbuya monday !!.
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Ngathi sengiyazibona nje sengiyi ex yakhe, ay no guys vukani sthandaze 😭.
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Flopo ya lona lete tshwara sharp setse le fedile, o kase bofe seatbelt after accident 😒💀.
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That 25-30 age range is kinda dangerous. It's filled with nothing but life changing decisions.
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So guys mpotseng moo, you guys ignore our tweets and go talk to yourselves on celebrities tweets 🤔🤔interesting
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Awuyeke ipride ubukele opopayi, syafundwa isingisi laphaya, uyeke u "it fine".
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You cannot immediately unlove what you loved unless you never loved it anyway.
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“ Chat later bbe ngisadla “. Lapho mina ngithi ngidla ngala ngibe ngimphendula ngala 😩.
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Mina I know myself if I had money I'd swipe a car cash for indoda😭😭😭
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Motho ao bitse mfanaka ntse a bona gore leka jesana di strawberry 😭😭.
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“Useza?”. “No I have a lot on my plate “. “Phungula irice Sne, ulume inyama uze” 😩😂.
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This one just sent me a tutorial video of how to do women on top😭😭I'm I that bad bahlali 😩😩
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"There's life without money". Ey mina ningalinge ningi advice nge nonsense.
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uNovember ngathi ungaba 3 days nje ngoba nkosiyam siLate manje haibo 😩😂.
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“Phakela ubaba wakho”. Lapho eyami indoda angiyaz noma idlile yini la ekhona 😩.
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I'm a loyal person, I'm just not a people chaser. Once I get a vibe of being unwanted, I'll leave you alone. 🥂.
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I'd rather trust a car with no brakes than "she's just a friend".
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Niyakhumbula ngithi ngibona yena yedwa? .Ngiyanibona nani manje anisebahle 🥹🥹.
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I don't have the energy to be a giver anymore. I need someone to show up for me this time.
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" it's over". " Hau ngezeni". " Lutho ziyakukhalela nje".
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“Cela Sihlukane”.“Why”.“Unamehlo amakhulu uzogcina usubona umshado ongekho”.
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No matter how broke you are, learn to reject offers that come with disrespect.
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A simple ADULT conversation can clear up a lot of CHILDISH misunderstandings.
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Kulo December ngifuna umgani ozothi “kesi” ngithi ma “ice” ethi “bhodlela” ngithi “desh” 😎🤌🏾.
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When you're 30 minutes into an argument and you realize you may have misunderstood something 😩😂.
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Kwi relationship awuhlali ngoba umthanda, uhlala ngoba nithandana 🤦🏾♀️.
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Thatha brown bread 🍞 ubize igama lakhe kay 3 bese ugwinya i slice ungasihlafuni 👌🏽🥱.
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Communication is one thing, but your tone while communicating is everything.
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Never get comfortable empilwen yomuntu, hlala engathi uyasukuma people change.
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"We understand that you were with him when he had nothing, but what did you have? "👀🤔.
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