Remember kids, Miyazaki himself said that he uses every op item and strat and even his knowledge as a game dev to play Elden Ring.
If it's not a glitch or exploit, never let nobody say you're playing the game wrong
If yall knew some of my other accounts yall would know that I've got no problem being horny on the TL.
With Lansseax tho I'm so conflicted. I'm mega horny but I want Lansseax to stay mostly non lewd at the same time
How to smash my muses.
Lansseax: Commit damn near your entire life tp her romance, hopefully nothing tragic happens
Devonia: Commit a reasonable amount of time to winning her over
Rakshasa: KICK HER FUCKING ASS
Lansseax's stats?
99 Vigor
99 Mind
99 Endurance
99 Strength
70 Dexterity
99 Intelligence
60 Faith
99 Arcane
She's a long lived dragon after all
/jk I swear
Igon is the epitome of the indomitable human spirit. Bros body is broke and he's scared shitless down to his soul. But he had to get that shit back in blood regardless.
Even after Bayle dies his voice is still trembling. Fucking gigachad
Yes Lansseax is a theif, if you show her a useful ability that she can learn, she's takin that.
Just ask Placidusax, Bayle, Fortissax, Gransax, Godwyn, Vyke, the Nox, and so on
The age of the storm
The age of slaughter
The age of the crucible
So hey if you're a Tarnished and need someone to work with for a custom ending I got 3 on me
//elden ring is not kind to Lansseax
Her god: gone
Her lord: gone
Gransax: dead
Fortissax: corrupted
her cult: gone
her lover: fallen to the flame of frenzy/imprisoned
her friend(probably) Godwyn: dead
her home: crumbling
her race: probably dying out
Now hear me out, if a dragons mind is so vast that the maddening influence of an outer god can't affect it
THEN DRAGONS ARE IMMUNE TO GOJO'S DOMAIN
for legal reason this is a joke, I will not be running the fade with a gojo
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// I have plenty of lewd accounts, but I want to keep Lansseax mostly serious and sfw.
But the lewd muse occasionally tries to sneak in . . .
So dragon dick anyo-
NONONONONO
Actually, that's a lie. If I've got the big H word you might be able to give Devonia's draconic derriere diabolical backshots
Or get mounted, your choice ๐คญ
Before her great losses, Lansseax was a kinder, gentler dragon. She was still a manipulator, of course, but her methods were less heavy-handed.
How she sometimes longs for those days.
``Gransax once told me a joke about Bayle.
If it has four wings and four legs, it's a dragon. If it bad two wings and two legs, it's a drake.
What doth thou call it if it has no wings and one leg?
Pathetic.
. . .
It was more humerus when he said it.``
``The only way to rule properly, is to rule over all equally. But to ensure equality, to preserve freedom, some must have power.
But power corrupts.
Ah, I understand.``
One of these days I'll do a Dragonlord event and have Farum Azula, the dragon cult, and the church of dragon communion wage war on the verse
Mark my words
So what if lightning Spear and Lightning Glaive were creations of Fortissax and Lansseax to win favor for the position of Dragon Lord, which is why some dragons have one or the other, why Lansseax and Fortissax have versions named. Placidusax likes the Lightning Spear more