BREAKING: Texas Tech flips 5 star burner commit @parkergulp from TCU

@THECG___ jokes on you bruce is right here with me. hell he’s shitfaced

@THECG___ i haven’t reported to ST yet

@LaurMichThom or theyre just used to you

dont ask me to do it again bc it was confusing

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP COMING OUT WITH ALTERNATE UNIFORMS THIS IS THE FIRST GAME WEVE EVER EOM WEARING ONE

@OKSTProbs me at 10 had to watch the 2011 world series.

@tevordoley22 im in my mid 20s and i think at this point im gonna have to wait for those first divorces to start happening

@texrraider @Rangers oh wow. adolis garcia just hit another homerun

#nofilter

@alison_renner who would’ve thought completely axing government programs would negatively effect people?

@OvertonCroomes

RT @Scholf_A_Loaf: She did this just in time for me to paint her on the side of my B-52 as we go to fight the Nazis again